most expensive Chinese takeout in history
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November 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
most expensive Chinese takeout in history
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Indian takeout so spicy tn I basically started stripping mid-dinner
November 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Indian takeout so spicy tn I basically started stripping mid-dinner
went in to get some takeout and the server had a present for me 🥺🥺
November 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
went in to get some takeout and the server had a present for me 🥺🥺
a breeding pair
November 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
a breeding pair
Chinese takeout i got last night made my stomach hurt all day so im heating up leftover Chinese takeout for dinner to make myself feel better
November 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Chinese takeout i got last night made my stomach hurt all day so im heating up leftover Chinese takeout for dinner to make myself feel better
Sometimes you get 50k in your takeout bag instead of the food
November 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Sometimes you get 50k in your takeout bag instead of the food
a gallon of soup
November 12, 2026 at 2:47 AM
a gallon of soup
Seaport Securities analyst Jay Goldberg absolutely beclowning himself on Bloomberg re Huang
"This looks like an organized political takeout"
WTF
"This looks like an organized political takeout"
WTF
November 11, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Seaport Securities analyst Jay Goldberg absolutely beclowning himself on Bloomberg re Huang
"This looks like an organized political takeout"
WTF
"This looks like an organized political takeout"
WTF
Celebratory dinner takeout
November 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Celebratory dinner takeout
SILVER SUBSISTS ON ALCOHOL AND TAKEOUT SHE SHOULD NOT LOOK HEALTHY
Hot take silver deadlock should look like 10 years older and more battle damaged
She should look like she’s in her late 30s and like. Not good 30s. And be blind in an eye. She doesn’t look like she went even in a 1v2 with drifter and shiv
She should look like she’s in her late 30s and like. Not good 30s. And be blind in an eye. She doesn’t look like she went even in a 1v2 with drifter and shiv
November 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
SILVER SUBSISTS ON ALCOHOL AND TAKEOUT SHE SHOULD NOT LOOK HEALTHY
nw with a big pile of takeout:
November 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
nw with a big pile of takeout:
Vampire's thrall but she's like. You're the big spoon okay? We're watching New Girl. Go kneel by the door the takeout is almost here.
November 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Vampire's thrall but she's like. You're the big spoon okay? We're watching New Girl. Go kneel by the door the takeout is almost here.
The takeout is some chaser from grindr she's going to eat
Vampire's thrall but she's like. You're the big spoon okay? We're watching New Girl. Go kneel by the door the takeout is almost here.
November 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The takeout is some chaser from grindr she's going to eat
You just found a turd in your takeout order; you already paid for it, why aren't you finishing it?
November 11, 2026 at 6:33 AM
You just found a turd in your takeout order; you already paid for it, why aren't you finishing it?
Went with a friend's favorite 🐟
November 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Went with a friend's favorite 🐟
spicy indian takeout would fix me
November 12, 2026 at 4:08 AM
spicy indian takeout would fix me
sexy mirror photoshoot in a black lacy thong, frank ocean playing and takeout for dinner… a pretty good hump day.
November 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
sexy mirror photoshoot in a black lacy thong, frank ocean playing and takeout for dinner… a pretty good hump day.
How Chinese Make Sweet and Sour Pork at Home: Authentic and Different from Takeout.
Recipe: cookingwithlei.com/sweet-and-so...
Recipe: cookingwithlei.com/sweet-and-so...
November 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
How Chinese Make Sweet and Sour Pork at Home: Authentic and Different from Takeout.
Recipe: cookingwithlei.com/sweet-and-so...
Recipe: cookingwithlei.com/sweet-and-so...
50 is the new 25 even in grocery and takeout prices. Now it ‘s the new late fee.
November 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
50 is the new 25 even in grocery and takeout prices. Now it ‘s the new late fee.
God of course I accidentally placed a double order of orange chicken, the least reheatable takeout food known to man
November 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
God of course I accidentally placed a double order of orange chicken, the least reheatable takeout food known to man
Sorry, regardless. I'll make up to you. Let's get takeout (the con room party)
November 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Sorry, regardless. I'll make up to you. Let's get takeout (the con room party)
Tomorrow is my day off so it’s time to order takeout, watch a movie, and play w my dick
November 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Tomorrow is my day off so it’s time to order takeout, watch a movie, and play w my dick
They had chinese takeout containers in 1945?
I googled it and turns out it was invented in the 1890s, way older than I expected
I googled it and turns out it was invented in the 1890s, way older than I expected
November 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
They had chinese takeout containers in 1945?
I googled it and turns out it was invented in the 1890s, way older than I expected
I googled it and turns out it was invented in the 1890s, way older than I expected