#TalkingSnakes
What it is, is nauseating.

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
At the Turning Point USA Women’s Conference, Kirk presented her vision of a more religious nation:

“It’s not political, it’s biblical.”

Read Claire Hoffman’s dispatch: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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June 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
May 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
#InvisibleFriends and #TalkingSnakes is the ONLY way they leave the Cult of Shitler because they can delude themselves into thinking they were misled by powers beyond their control. Works for me.
April 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I'm actually going to spend 30 seconds today being grateful for the non-analytical thinkers who are so easily manipulated into believing in #InvisibleFriends and #TalkingSnakes.

Annnnd... done.
"The White House assumes angered Christians will soon forget the latest outrage, but at least for a moment, some MAGA Republicans (especially Catholics) can recognize Trump is an unhinged narcissist exploiting their religious beliefs."
Autocrats Don’t Fare Well Against Faith Leaders
Pope Leo echoes Pope John Paul II
www.contrariannews.org
April 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I'm all fir Light to Light💬talk about HomoRomantic🍑I
#Apricate&Venerate♀️⚧️&Do🚫Understand why humanity all over the world forces women to hide over a passage that is over 4k YRS old.

Xenophobia&Greed're the evils WTP face when we indulge our ID&Place blame on #TalkingSnakes.

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April 14, 2026 at 3:18 AM
There is only ONE single benefit of the Shitler administration; they are singlehandedly exposing the blatantly obvious absurdity of religion. Bullshitters gonna bullshit.

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
Hegseth: "Shot down on a Friday -- Good Friday -- hidden in a cave, a crevice, all of Saturday. And rescued on Sunday. Flown out of Iran as the sun was rising on Easter. God is good."
April 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Oddly, no drag queens nor kings were involved.

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
🔗: bit.ly/4sTEg9N

Kendra Duggar is now facing criminal charges alongside her husband, Joseph Duggar, after Arkansas police announced additional counts in the ongoing investigation.

📷: Little Duggar Family/Instagram
March 20, 2026 at 11:20 PM
And the unicorns! Don't forget the unicorns!

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
‘In addition to the practical questions, there are moral puzzles: God’s remorse over having created humanity is hard to square with his perfection; he punishes human wickedness by taking innocent animal lives.’

Alexander Bevilacqua on attempts to explain the ark.

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Alexander Bevilacqua · We need a better plan: Dinosaurs on the Ark
Young Earth creationists insist that the Bible be read literally. In their view, to reject biblical chronology or...
www.lrb.co.uk
March 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
The church is gonna need more of your donations. #InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes

Catholic Bishop, 69, Outed as Frequent Sex Brothel Patron (and potentially, $1mil embezzler)

www.thedailybeast.com/catholic-bis...
Catholic Bishop, 69, Outed as Frequent Sex Brothel Patron
The bishop is also facing an investigation by the Sheriff’s Department for embezzlement totaling nearly $1 million.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
It kinda amazes me that *this* is still the argument of choice here. Talk about low hanging fruit 🍎

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
Jesus was NOT WHITE. Sorry, MAGA.

He was a Middle Eastern Jewish man living under Roman occupation — not a white, European, or Western Christian figure. Christianity did not exist during his lifetime, and the pale “white Jesus” image comes from medieval European art, not history.

READ MORE ⬇️
Jesus Was Not White. Not European. And Not Christian.
What history actually says—without spin, theology, or culture-war fantasy.
open.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Yes, it's Covid that caused the church's decline and not the clergy *endlessly* sexually abusing children. Good call.

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
November 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
And until she does I'm gonna peg the widow, just like Jesus would do.

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Vice President JD Vance said at an event on a college campus this week that he wants to see his wife, second lady Usha Vance, who is the child of Hindu Indian immigrants, convert to Christianity.

Read more: bit.ly/4orUNjK
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It's all a scam and always has been.

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
Assemblies of God churches have repeatedly reinstated ministers and volunteer leaders accused of sexual misconduct, returning them to pulpits and youth groups, an NBC News investigation found.
Assemblies of God churches shielded accused predators — and allowed them to keep abusing children
NBC News uncovered a 50-year pattern of sex abuse, silence and cover-up in the world’s largest Pentecostal denomination.
nbcnews.to
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Just like Jesus would do.

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
Robert Morris, former spiritual adviser to President Trump and founder of Gateway Church, pleaded guilty to child sexual abuse, exposing how faith, power, and image merged into a system that commodifies devotion.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/former-tru...
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We need to take the word trust off the bill
October 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Guess which side the atheists are on, then guess which side the evangelicals are on.

::drops mic::

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
October 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“The beauty was unrelenting. /
I don’t miss it. Look at this chipped mug, / there’s coffee stains inside.”

I’ve been randomly thinking of this poem “After the Fall We Sit in a Dingy Kitchen” by Rita Tiwari on @whaleroadreview.bsky.social again late last night.

www.whaleroadreview.com/tiwari/
After the Fall We Sit in a Dingy Kitchen
Eden was exhausting. Too muchperfection; chance meetingswith God at any moment. Talkingsnakes in the trees, fruit that tastedof more than fruit: like flowers,promises, prayers. Like eatingsunshine.…
www.whaleroadreview.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
#InvisibleFriends. Probably not so much #TalkingSnakes, but you get the idea... I'm sure there's an equivalent.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Sep 30
For the first time since the Taliban regained power in Afghanistan in 2021 and imposed their strict interpretation of Islamic law, communications across the country have been shut down.
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Because if they believe in Shitler, why TF wouldn't they also believe in #InvisibleFriends and #TalkingSnakes?
The response to Charlie Kirk’s killing spotlights the power of a rising Christian movement. @mccrummen.bsky.social on how the New Apostolic Reformation has become a vanguard of the broader Christian right:
Charlie Kirk and the ‘Third Great Awakening’
MAGA is embracing the language of a rising Christian movement.
bit.ly
September 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Does Heaven have a complaint department? I'd like to have a word.

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September 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So, are they all gone yet?

#InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM