The Talmud has entered the chat 😂
Vehement but good-natured debates over absurd shit are, IMO, indicators for healthy friend groups.
September 22, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The Talmud has entered the chat 😂
jews don’t believe in the talmud, we believe in *arguing about* the talmud
Antisemites citing the Talmud as "evidence" of what Jews believe is always funny because it's roughly equivalent to printing out a decade of Bluesky posts and going "this is what autistic people believe"
July 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
jews don’t believe in the talmud, we believe in *arguing about* the talmud
Antisemites: The Talmud is full of recipes for making matzah out of the blood of children!
The actual Talmud:
The actual Talmud:
Sen. Kennedy: "If Joe participated in bestiality, not as the animal but as the human, don't you think he should be disqualified?"
Patel: "If he voluntarily did it, sure."
Sen. Kennedy: "How do you involuntarily do it?"
Patel: "If he voluntarily did it, sure."
Sen. Kennedy: "How do you involuntarily do it?"
September 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Antisemites: The Talmud is full of recipes for making matzah out of the blood of children!
The actual Talmud:
The actual Talmud:
Talmud isn't up for debate? TALMUD?!
June 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Talmud isn't up for debate? TALMUD?!
studied too much talmud
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.
I read Life and Loves of a She-Devil at a tender age.
I read Life and Loves of a She-Devil at a tender age.
May 24, 2026 at 9:27 AM
studied too much talmud
the Talmud really is “the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate”
July 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
the Talmud really is “the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate”
4. Anyone who tries to suggest that the Talmud is what Zionists or Israelis believe in is trying to trick you into accepting lies about the Talmud. They want you to think "Well, the Zionists are bad, so the Talmud must also be bad."
The Talmud is a *Jewish* text, not an Israeli one.
The Talmud is a *Jewish* text, not an Israeli one.
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
4. Anyone who tries to suggest that the Talmud is what Zionists or Israelis believe in is trying to trick you into accepting lies about the Talmud. They want you to think "Well, the Zionists are bad, so the Talmud must also be bad."
The Talmud is a *Jewish* text, not an Israeli one.
The Talmud is a *Jewish* text, not an Israeli one.
Talmud says being a good person who does good deeds is way better than being smart.
Talmud is correct.
Talmud is correct.
December 9, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Talmud says being a good person who does good deeds is way better than being smart.
Talmud is correct.
Talmud is correct.
“I’m a lecturer of the Talmud here” “I organized this demonstration” #3E #EndImpunity #FreePalestine
May 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“I’m a lecturer of the Talmud here” “I organized this demonstration” #3E #EndImpunity #FreePalestine
unemployed and gonna read the Talmud idgaf
March 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
unemployed and gonna read the Talmud idgaf
The Talmud has ADHD energy.
April 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The Talmud has ADHD energy.
this guy is doing Nazi Talmud-posting but from the left.
Bro. Jewish sources literally translate it to "gentiles can't eat meat"... Sources I've provided in this thread.... If you'd like, I've already done the effort, so I can share it again... Have u ever thought "o. There's a regional genocidal conflict thru my diaspora. I wonder what's informing that?"
June 29, 2026 at 1:37 AM
this guy is doing Nazi Talmud-posting but from the left.
none of these words are in the Talmud
September 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
none of these words are in the Talmud
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July 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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September 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
a new chapter in the talmud is born
September 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
a new chapter in the talmud is born
Antisemitic Christian nationalist pastor Brian Sauvé declares that the Talmud is evil and should be outlawed and burned: "The Talmud is outlawed. No more Talmud. In fact, burn all the copies. You can't have it anymore."
January 26, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Antisemitic Christian nationalist pastor Brian Sauvé declares that the Talmud is evil and should be outlawed and burned: "The Talmud is outlawed. No more Talmud. In fact, burn all the copies. You can't have it anymore."
Ooh yeah great text, exactly. Gemara = Talmud.
Our ancient Rabbis knew.
Our ancient Rabbis knew.
I’m sure you’re familiar with the Gemara Shabbos 88b, that the Torah is a source of life in ethical hands, but is poison in the wrong hands:
www.sefaria.org/Shabbat.88b.4
I believe that the same can be said regarding religious texts in general.
www.sefaria.org/Shabbat.88b.4
I believe that the same can be said regarding religious texts in general.
Shabbat 88b:4
And that is what Rava said: To those who are right-handed in their approach to Torah, and engage in its study with strength, good will, and sanctity, Torah is...
www.sefaria.org
February 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ooh yeah great text, exactly. Gemara = Talmud.
Our ancient Rabbis knew.
Our ancient Rabbis knew.
Getting a lot more people on this list for sharing antisemitic lies about the Talmud over the past couple of days.
Reminders:
1. The entire Talmud is public and freely available online. This Anyone claiming to know about "secret" or "hidden" Jewish teachings from it is lying to you.
Reminders:
1. The entire Talmud is public and freely available online. This Anyone claiming to know about "secret" or "hidden" Jewish teachings from it is lying to you.
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Getting a lot more people on this list for sharing antisemitic lies about the Talmud over the past couple of days.
Reminders:
1. The entire Talmud is public and freely available online. This Anyone claiming to know about "secret" or "hidden" Jewish teachings from it is lying to you.
Reminders:
1. The entire Talmud is public and freely available online. This Anyone claiming to know about "secret" or "hidden" Jewish teachings from it is lying to you.
The Talmud fucking slaps.
April 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The Talmud fucking slaps.
3. That the Talmud says that Jews hate non-Jews.
That the Talmud says that Jews can exploit non-Jews.
That non-Jews are animals.
That non-Jews may be enslaved or owned.
That deception of non-Jews is morally acceptable.
That the Talmud says that Jews can exploit non-Jews.
That non-Jews are animals.
That non-Jews may be enslaved or owned.
That deception of non-Jews is morally acceptable.
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
3. That the Talmud says that Jews hate non-Jews.
That the Talmud says that Jews can exploit non-Jews.
That non-Jews are animals.
That non-Jews may be enslaved or owned.
That deception of non-Jews is morally acceptable.
That the Talmud says that Jews can exploit non-Jews.
That non-Jews are animals.
That non-Jews may be enslaved or owned.
That deception of non-Jews is morally acceptable.
RELEASED: Talmudifier, a Rust crate that typesets arbitrary Markdown text into Talmud-like PDFs.
- Render beautiful page layouts with an internal TeX engine
- Compile as an executable or a library
- Supports marginalia and multiple fonts
crates.io/crates/talmu...
#rust #jewish #talmud #latex
- Render beautiful page layouts with an internal TeX engine
- Compile as an executable or a library
- Supports marginalia and multiple fonts
crates.io/crates/talmu...
#rust #jewish #talmud #latex
May 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
RELEASED: Talmudifier, a Rust crate that typesets arbitrary Markdown text into Talmud-like PDFs.
- Render beautiful page layouts with an internal TeX engine
- Compile as an executable or a library
- Supports marginalia and multiple fonts
crates.io/crates/talmu...
#rust #jewish #talmud #latex
- Render beautiful page layouts with an internal TeX engine
- Compile as an executable or a library
- Supports marginalia and multiple fonts
crates.io/crates/talmu...
#rust #jewish #talmud #latex
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October 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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