There’s finally someone older than me writing for @fangoria.bsky.social
(no, it’s not EIC @philnobilejr.bsky.social )
(no, it’s not EIC @philnobilejr.bsky.social )
Monstrous Musings: Ancient, Arcane Knowledge
On the importance of tapping into the knowledge of the Old Ones.
www.fangoria.com
October 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
There’s finally someone older than me writing for @fangoria.bsky.social
(no, it’s not EIC @philnobilejr.bsky.social )
(no, it’s not EIC @philnobilejr.bsky.social )
[stops tapping plane]
October 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
[stops tapping plane]
It's Medicare enrollment season. There's an ad running for Mutual of Omaha, but the actors all say United of Omaha. United Healthcare tapping into the old Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom memories to sell insurance policies to low income old timers. That's some pathetic shit.
October 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It's Medicare enrollment season. There's an ad running for Mutual of Omaha, but the actors all say United of Omaha. United Healthcare tapping into the old Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom memories to sell insurance policies to low income old timers. That's some pathetic shit.
October is swinging on Big Band Classics! Music from Benny Goodman, Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, and many more will keep our toes tapping. Join us Friday at 6:00p, on Jazz 90.1fm, and streaming on jazz901.org.
October 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
October is swinging on Big Band Classics! Music from Benny Goodman, Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, and many more will keep our toes tapping. Join us Friday at 6:00p, on Jazz 90.1fm, and streaming on jazz901.org.
If things go too far she resorts to blunt force trauma to the head and small but powerful explosions. Or she goes further and causes volcanic eruptions by quickly tapping her feet on the ground.
October 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
If things go too far she resorts to blunt force trauma to the head and small but powerful explosions. Or she goes further and causes volcanic eruptions by quickly tapping her feet on the ground.
Need to feel that tapping on my hole
October 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Need to feel that tapping on my hole
It's time to give us the counts.
How many are 🌊?
How many are 🎈?
How many are other?
This is critical.
We MUST know.
How many are 🌊?
How many are 🎈?
How many are other?
This is critical.
We MUST know.
October 16, 2026 at 6:33 PM
It's time to give us the counts.
How many are 🌊?
How many are 🎈?
How many are other?
This is critical.
We MUST know.
How many are 🌊?
How many are 🎈?
How many are other?
This is critical.
We MUST know.
*tapping mic at podium* ahem ahem. a teacher........ is a grownup you can trust.
<sound of every Little in the room furiously marking this down in their notebooks>
<sound of every Little in the room furiously marking this down in their notebooks>
October 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
*tapping mic at podium* ahem ahem. a teacher........ is a grownup you can trust.
<sound of every Little in the room furiously marking this down in their notebooks>
<sound of every Little in the room furiously marking this down in their notebooks>
NAZA is gutwrenching but a must watch. Humans casually sketch out a UI used to dehumanize then murder thousands. Clicking the heaviest buttons with the same effortlessness as tapping through Spotify. Killing is reduced to acronyms and jargon and metrics and charts; Genocide gamified and made mundane
October 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
NAZA is gutwrenching but a must watch. Humans casually sketch out a UI used to dehumanize then murder thousands. Clicking the heaviest buttons with the same effortlessness as tapping through Spotify. Killing is reduced to acronyms and jargon and metrics and charts; Genocide gamified and made mundane
Tapping the sign for everyone’s SNL-related takes on Katie Zacharia.
Just to save everyone the posts about *motions at the state of the world* the next week or two, SNL is off until Oct. 31.
October 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Tapping the sign for everyone’s SNL-related takes on Katie Zacharia.
tapping my massive sign reading "magic is real and has a real weird sense of humour"
thats fucking roughhhhh tho
thats fucking roughhhhh tho
October 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
tapping my massive sign reading "magic is real and has a real weird sense of humour"
thats fucking roughhhhh tho
thats fucking roughhhhh tho
Not much time to dance, but fine. She'd manage... they both would, if it really was tapping into her thoughts and all-
'Delivery for Fujibayashi Chiyo?'
"The Tea! UPSTAIRS, PLEASE!"
She'd get it herself, but she was currently hopping around in one boot.
'Delivery for Fujibayashi Chiyo?'
"The Tea! UPSTAIRS, PLEASE!"
She'd get it herself, but she was currently hopping around in one boot.
October 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Not much time to dance, but fine. She'd manage... they both would, if it really was tapping into her thoughts and all-
'Delivery for Fujibayashi Chiyo?'
"The Tea! UPSTAIRS, PLEASE!"
She'd get it herself, but she was currently hopping around in one boot.
'Delivery for Fujibayashi Chiyo?'
"The Tea! UPSTAIRS, PLEASE!"
She'd get it herself, but she was currently hopping around in one boot.
It makes sense. You're busy. You're in rooms, on sets, in development. There's no one tapping you on the shoulder saying "hey, time to rethink how you talk about yourself."
October 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
It makes sense. You're busy. You're in rooms, on sets, in development. There's no one tapping you on the shoulder saying "hey, time to rethink how you talk about yourself."
Digital yellow and red cards?!?
That hilarious, what happens if there is a glitch? Is the ref going to be stood there tapping the card until the right colour turns up.
'Looks like he got a light blue card this time'
That hilarious, what happens if there is a glitch? Is the ref going to be stood there tapping the card until the right colour turns up.
'Looks like he got a light blue card this time'
October 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Digital yellow and red cards?!?
That hilarious, what happens if there is a glitch? Is the ref going to be stood there tapping the card until the right colour turns up.
'Looks like he got a light blue card this time'
That hilarious, what happens if there is a glitch? Is the ref going to be stood there tapping the card until the right colour turns up.
'Looks like he got a light blue card this time'
tapping
regardless of anything else it is so funny that every few months a new tall brunette/blonde shows up and wraps him around their finger instantly for a while. its the most relatable thing about him
October 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
tapping
TAPPING THE SIGN
no reason to clicar em print de comentario do instagram mas se a pauta eh realmente gente que tem tesão em ancap só posso dizer que po glr vcs acharam os genitais de vcs no lixo???
vamo se amar mais
vamo se amar mais
October 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
TAPPING THE SIGN
I pushed the Buy It Now button, but its popularity means it won’t arrive until next month.
Cookie Monster Tapping and Waiting
ALT: Cookie Monster Tapping and Waiting
static.klipy.com
October 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I pushed the Buy It Now button, but its popularity means it won’t arrive until next month.
- "Peggy, Donald Trump's name is not on the ballot." Pointing! Tapping the desk. "Sell it to someone else!"
- Flanagan dodges "do you bear responsibility for fraud," says Walz has said the buck stops with him and she had other responsibilities. (Not great, Peggy?)
- Flanagan dodges "do you bear responsibility for fraud," says Walz has said the buck stops with him and she had other responsibilities. (Not great, Peggy?)
October 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
- "Peggy, Donald Trump's name is not on the ballot." Pointing! Tapping the desk. "Sell it to someone else!"
- Flanagan dodges "do you bear responsibility for fraud," says Walz has said the buck stops with him and she had other responsibilities. (Not great, Peggy?)
- Flanagan dodges "do you bear responsibility for fraud," says Walz has said the buck stops with him and she had other responsibilities. (Not great, Peggy?)
With most of the JP community tapping out of Resonite, I just don't think the platform can survive to be honest.
I still enjoy using Resonite as it is fun to fool around with, but I think that's all I'll be doing from now on. Besides, there hasn't been anything that's grabbed my attention.
I still enjoy using Resonite as it is fun to fool around with, but I think that's all I'll be doing from now on. Besides, there hasn't been anything that's grabbed my attention.
October 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
With most of the JP community tapping out of Resonite, I just don't think the platform can survive to be honest.
I still enjoy using Resonite as it is fun to fool around with, but I think that's all I'll be doing from now on. Besides, there hasn't been anything that's grabbed my attention.
I still enjoy using Resonite as it is fun to fool around with, but I think that's all I'll be doing from now on. Besides, there hasn't been anything that's grabbed my attention.
I won’t be dressed like that near a fire. 😂
Man in Suit Tapping on Bed
ALT: Man in Suit Tapping on Bed
static.klipy.com
October 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I won’t be dressed like that near a fire. 😂
you keep talking about tapping that sign as if it has any authoritative power, anyone can put some shit on a sign, if I write "you have to eat dirt" on a sign will you obey it? fuck outta here
October 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
you keep talking about tapping that sign as if it has any authoritative power, anyone can put some shit on a sign, if I write "you have to eat dirt" on a sign will you obey it? fuck outta here
I hope the NYTimes music critic gets it right when describing the conductor of the NY Philharmonic mounting the podium and tapping the lectern in Avery Fisher Hall--oops, I mean David Geffen Hall--at Carnegie Hall --oops, I mean Lincoln Center.
Sometimes, one thing has two names. Other times, no.
Sometimes, one thing has two names. Other times, no.
October 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I hope the NYTimes music critic gets it right when describing the conductor of the NY Philharmonic mounting the podium and tapping the lectern in Avery Fisher Hall--oops, I mean David Geffen Hall--at Carnegie Hall --oops, I mean Lincoln Center.
Sometimes, one thing has two names. Other times, no.
Sometimes, one thing has two names. Other times, no.