New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
New CBS contributors announced: Grand Moff Tarkin, Lex Luthor, Norman Osborn, Cruella De Ville, Javert, Titus Andronicus, Killmonger, and the Beastfly from Silksong.
Did you catch Gavin Newsom's interview with the Grand Moff Tarkin? Lots of common ground on droid rights.
March 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Did you catch Gavin Newsom's interview with the Grand Moff Tarkin? Lots of common ground on droid rights.
Model Kit. Peter Cushing. I resculpted a Moff Tarkin bust into the Baron Frankenstein. Sanded medals, added clothes and more hair and removed wrinkles.
February 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Model Kit. Peter Cushing. I resculpted a Moff Tarkin bust into the Baron Frankenstein. Sanded medals, added clothes and more hair and removed wrinkles.
Did you hear Tarkin is putting a punk band together?
He has keyboard, drums, and guitar, but he still can’t
find the rebel bass
He has keyboard, drums, and guitar, but he still can’t
find the rebel bass
June 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Did you hear Tarkin is putting a punk band together?
He has keyboard, drums, and guitar, but he still can’t
find the rebel bass
He has keyboard, drums, and guitar, but he still can’t
find the rebel bass
That's right athertonkd.substack.com/p/tarkin-rev...
June 9, 2024 at 2:32 PM
That's right athertonkd.substack.com/p/tarkin-rev...
What I’ll remember most about Wilhuff Tarkin was his sense of humor and how he deployed it to move his policy positions forward. Though we did not often agree, Grand Moff Tarkin was never disagreeable.
July 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
What I’ll remember most about Wilhuff Tarkin was his sense of humor and how he deployed it to move his policy positions forward. Though we did not often agree, Grand Moff Tarkin was never disagreeable.
I mean I get mad about it because it's Grand Moff Tarkin erasure. Tarkin gave the order, Vader was just kind of there, doing other war crimes. But, pretty sure that isn't what these people mean.
September 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I mean I get mad about it because it's Grand Moff Tarkin erasure. Tarkin gave the order, Vader was just kind of there, doing other war crimes. But, pretty sure that isn't what these people mean.
Space Force uniforms look familiar.
Wilhuff Tarkin in Star Wars
ALT: Wilhuff Tarkin in Star Wars
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September 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Space Force uniforms look familiar.
Cat sitting this handsome man Tarkin
March 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Cat sitting this handsome man Tarkin
Grand Moff Tarkin has passed 153 pieces of anti-trans legislation, 62 of which are about "fairness in women's sports", and still claims that trans people are "given too much by the government"
August 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Grand Moff Tarkin has passed 153 pieces of anti-trans legislation, 62 of which are about "fairness in women's sports", and still claims that trans people are "given too much by the government"
Nah. Tarkin.
If Star Wars were real Time magazine would have Darth Vader on the cover as person of the year.
December 13, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Nah. Tarkin.
Alderaan PC small group
Tarkin: 👊🌕🔥
Bast: did you see the prisoner’s face when Tarkin ordered the test to proceed?
Tarkin: PSYCH
Vader: brooo I was dying
Tarkin: 👊🌕🔥
Bast: did you see the prisoner’s face when Tarkin ordered the test to proceed?
Tarkin: PSYCH
Vader: brooo I was dying
March 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Alderaan PC small group
Tarkin: 👊🌕🔥
Bast: did you see the prisoner’s face when Tarkin ordered the test to proceed?
Tarkin: PSYCH
Vader: brooo I was dying
Tarkin: 👊🌕🔥
Bast: did you see the prisoner’s face when Tarkin ordered the test to proceed?
Tarkin: PSYCH
Vader: brooo I was dying
seriously, give me another star wars side story about admiral ackbar's escape from slavery (he was enslaved by tarkin at some point prior to the battle of yavin)
July 23, 2026 at 10:06 PM
seriously, give me another star wars side story about admiral ackbar's escape from slavery (he was enslaved by tarkin at some point prior to the battle of yavin)
Leia’s version, “The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers"
April 8, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Leia’s version, “The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers"
Death Star Officer: Sir, we have analysed their attack patterns and... it's pretty sick.
Grand Moff Tarkin: Fully sick?
Officer: ball to the wall down a trench with lasers 'n shit.
Tarkin: like pew-pew 'n shit?
Officer: yeah, sick.
Tarkin: dat fully sick.
Officer: innit?
Tarkin: innit though?
Grand Moff Tarkin: Fully sick?
Officer: ball to the wall down a trench with lasers 'n shit.
Tarkin: like pew-pew 'n shit?
Officer: yeah, sick.
Tarkin: dat fully sick.
Officer: innit?
Tarkin: innit though?
July 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Death Star Officer: Sir, we have analysed their attack patterns and... it's pretty sick.
Grand Moff Tarkin: Fully sick?
Officer: ball to the wall down a trench with lasers 'n shit.
Tarkin: like pew-pew 'n shit?
Officer: yeah, sick.
Tarkin: dat fully sick.
Officer: innit?
Tarkin: innit though?
Grand Moff Tarkin: Fully sick?
Officer: ball to the wall down a trench with lasers 'n shit.
Tarkin: like pew-pew 'n shit?
Officer: yeah, sick.
Tarkin: dat fully sick.
Officer: innit?
Tarkin: innit though?
Me, a sophisticated student of relevant military history: It’s all just Tarkin Doctrine with no Death Star to back it up.
They won't have the numbers to occupy the nation and force everyone to comply, and that's why they're engaged in such an aggressive show of force. They're hoping we all get cowed into submission and do their work of suppression ourselves.
Once again, no.
The mantra remains "fuck you, make me."
Once again, no.
The mantra remains "fuck you, make me."
January 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Me, a sophisticated student of relevant military history: It’s all just Tarkin Doctrine with no Death Star to back it up.
Grandma tarkin
September 27, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Grandma tarkin
That's an insult for Tarkin. Arrogant & evil as he was, I'm pretty sure he never mutilated roadkill.
May 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
That's an insult for Tarkin. Arrogant & evil as he was, I'm pretty sure he never mutilated roadkill.
Governor Tarkin when citizens demand their rights:
December 11, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Governor Tarkin when citizens demand their rights:
Time for remedial Tarkin studies athertonkd.substack.com/p/tarkin-rev...
September 17, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Time for remedial Tarkin studies athertonkd.substack.com/p/tarkin-rev...
June 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM