#TeaBot
552) MrTeabot. A Teabot variant that pities the fool who don't drink tea. Like all Teabots, it won't accept any other beverage except, in this case, milk for some reason. Don't even try to take it abroad on holiday with you, unless you go by boat. #SmallRobotsRemastered
July 30, 2026 at 9:26 AM
I have a @smolrobots.bsky.social Coffeebot mug and a Teabot mug. There is NO WAY I could drink tea out of Coffeebot. He'd go ballistic. And I cannot expect poor little Teabot to manage coffee. He's just for tea.
March 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
431) Tbot. A robotic t-shirt. Very comfortable. Not to be confused with Teabot or Teebot. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
141) Dropbot. Always there to catch stuff that you knock off tables, counters, shelves, etc. #SmallRobotsRemastered
August 5, 2024 at 9:53 AM
430) Teebot. A robotic golf tee. Very brave. Not to be confused with Teabot. #SmallRobotsRemastered
February 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
1107) Gelatinousbot. Cubical oozebot that wobbles around dungeons, picking up after Orcbots and PCBots. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
October 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
315) Tinybot. Is so tiny. #SmallRobotsRemastered
July 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
im stoned and i need to rest but im thinking of making a rough outline of the teabot and getting some help with lists of things to put in it, just to have something to focus on that isn't the horrors
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
80) Thermomebot. Warns you if your tea is getting too cold. #SmallRobotsRemastered
May 16, 2024 at 9:19 AM
We have a teabot. We love our teabot.
April 9, 2026 at 11:25 AM
⚠️ Google eradicates TeaBot Threat

#Google has purged 77 malicious apps from #PlayStore (combined downloads exceeding 19M) that embedded the Anatsa/TeaBot #malware, targeting over 831 global financial institutions.

Play Protect had already been blocking these threats.

#ransomNews #TeaBot
August 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Teabot
September 17, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Optimist: the cup is half full

Pessimist: the cup is half empty

Teabot: Hello! The amount of tea that you have is an insufficient amount of tea!
September 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Oh no! Teabot!
August 5, 2024 at 9:56 AM
1) Teabot. Brings you tea if what it is you want is some tea. #SmallRobotsRemastered
January 1, 2024 at 11:03 AM
There's one on my desk as we speak
December 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Made the mistake of pretending to be a tea-serving robot called TeaBot, who accidentally spills tea on itself and short-circuits, and the toddler found it so funny that I have had to perform this same bit again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
January 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
New display picture by @smolrobots.bsky.social

A pile of books and Teabot to bring tea - what more could one want in life?
October 4, 2024 at 10:42 AM
i was feeling weird about teabot because i am kind of doing it as a self teaching exercise and i am not sure if it will come out good enough to be A Big Hit but then everyone spent a week dunking on a new taylor swift album and it made me remember that if she gets to make flops i should not worry
October 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It will surprise no one that in the “hold back” things were a mug, tea, and my TeaBot. So now I have lovely mint tea
January 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
teabot looks like raccoonbot has just told them how much water goes over niagararara falls every minute.
November 2, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Finally got my daughter's @smolrobots.bsky.social Teabot on Tour calendar fastened to the wall.
Beautiful stuff.
January 16, 2024 at 11:36 PM
(Canonically, btw, Teabot is the first robot because the Small Robots scientists were stuck for an idea at the start of the project and decided a cup of tea would help, so they made a robot to get it.)
January 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from 'Star Wars', 'Star Trek', 'Doctor Who' or 'Transformers'.

@smolrobots.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM