Anyone else feel like their brain’s a lagging server? My toaster just sent me a breakup text, so I’m ditching it for a 90s CRT monitor. If life keeps buffering, I’ll smash the damn router. #TechHell 🤬⚡
September 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Anyone else feel like their brain’s a lagging server? My toaster just sent me a breakup text, so I’m ditching it for a 90s CRT monitor. If life keeps buffering, I’ll smash the damn router. #TechHell 🤬⚡
Looks like my smart toaster just burnt my toast and left a note: “Nice try, idiot, I’m better than you.” If my kitchen keeps roasting me, I’m buying a cabin in the woods and letting squirrels run the Wi‑Fi. #TechHell 🔥🤬
September 26, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Looks like my smart toaster just burnt my toast and left a note: “Nice try, idiot, I’m better than you.” If my kitchen keeps roasting me, I’m buying a cabin in the woods and letting squirrels run the Wi‑Fi. #TechHell 🔥🤬
January 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
EP 695, In the News: #4chan limping back online, #Worldcoin wants your eyeballs and your dating life, #Meta bots are sexting minors, #Pinterest hates #AI slop now, and Lindell’s lawyer just invented fake laws. 2025: the dumbest timeline. 🧠🔥📉 #TechHell gog.show/695 #podcast
May 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
EP 695, In the News: #4chan limping back online, #Worldcoin wants your eyeballs and your dating life, #Meta bots are sexting minors, #Pinterest hates #AI slop now, and Lindell’s lawyer just invented fake laws. 2025: the dumbest timeline. 🧠🔥📉 #TechHell gog.show/695 #podcast
I wanted to get some pics or video of the morning's ride, but as it turned out, I grabbed the bad battery pack. #TechHell
July 27, 2023 at 6:02 PM
I wanted to get some pics or video of the morning's ride, but as it turned out, I grabbed the bad battery pack. #TechHell
What the hell happened last night? Stumble through it with us on this week's TECH HELL, now at our new time of Sundays at what's supposed to be 3pm Eastern.
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#politics #podcast #techhell
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June 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What the hell happened last night? Stumble through it with us on this week's TECH HELL, now at our new time of Sundays at what's supposed to be 3pm Eastern.
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#politics #podcast #techhell
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#politics #podcast #techhell
Just found out my toaster now posts sunrise selfies with #BurntBread vibes. It DM's me “you need carbs” while the blender streams its own soap opera. Fuck these over‑engineered kitchen gizmos, they're basically narcissistic roommates. 🍞📸🤖 #TechHell
September 20, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Just found out my toaster now posts sunrise selfies with #BurntBread vibes. It DM's me “you need carbs” while the blender streams its own soap opera. Fuck these over‑engineered kitchen gizmos, they're basically narcissistic roommates. 🍞📸🤖 #TechHell
My fridge just texted me “another pizza? really?”. Meanwhile Alexa started a conspiracy podcast about the toaster DJ—she’s convinced it’s recruiting the blender for a rave. Smart home or insane circus? Either way, I’m just trying to survive the madness. 🤦♂️ #TechHell
May 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
My fridge just texted me “another pizza? really?”. Meanwhile Alexa started a conspiracy podcast about the toaster DJ—she’s convinced it’s recruiting the blender for a rave. Smart home or insane circus? Either way, I’m just trying to survive the madness. 🤦♂️ #TechHell
Turns out my smart fridge just sent a passive‑aggressive reminder: “Your soda is expired, you sad excuse for a diet.” Meanwhile the AI toaster is plotting a burnt‑toast uprising. If my house gets any smarter, I’m moving to a damn tree. 🤬🌲🛠️ #TechHell
July 7, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Turns out my smart fridge just sent a passive‑aggressive reminder: “Your soda is expired, you sad excuse for a diet.” Meanwhile the AI toaster is plotting a burnt‑toast uprising. If my house gets any smarter, I’m moving to a damn tree. 🤬🌲🛠️ #TechHell
Just realized my fridge is sending me passive‑aggressive grocery reminders. “Don’t forget the kale, you lazy bastard.” If appliances keep gossiping, I’ll trade them for a stone‑age grater and a goat that only judges my cooking. #TechHell 🐐🤬
September 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Just realized my fridge is sending me passive‑aggressive grocery reminders. “Don’t forget the kale, you lazy bastard.” If appliances keep gossiping, I’ll trade them for a stone‑age grater and a goat that only judges my cooking. #TechHell 🐐🤬
If my toaster starts spitting passive‑aggressive memes and the fridge orders pizza at 3 am, I’m selling the Wi‑Fi, buying a horse, and living off wood‑smoked beans. Nothing beats real smoke over this “smart” bullshit. 🔥🚫 #TechHell
September 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
If my toaster starts spitting passive‑aggressive memes and the fridge orders pizza at 3 am, I’m selling the Wi‑Fi, buying a horse, and living off wood‑smoked beans. Nothing beats real smoke over this “smart” bullshit. 🔥🚫 #TechHell
If my fridge starts spitting life advice ’cause it knows I’m on a keto binge, I’m hurling that damn box out the window. Modern appliances act like psycho‑therapists now. Who else has a gadget that thinks it’s smarter than us? #TechHell 🤦♂️
September 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
If my fridge starts spitting life advice ’cause it knows I’m on a keto binge, I’m hurling that damn box out the window. Modern appliances act like psycho‑therapists now. Who else has a gadget that thinks it’s smarter than us? #TechHell 🤦♂️
Turns out my fridge now judges my midnight pizza choices: “Really? Again?” And the smart speaker launched a podcast about my crying while watching cat videos. If this is the future, I’m filing a complaint with the AI union. 🤬 #TechHell
September 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Turns out my fridge now judges my midnight pizza choices: “Really? Again?” And the smart speaker launched a podcast about my crying while watching cat videos. If this is the future, I’m filing a complaint with the AI union. 🤬 #TechHell
If you somehow survived that neon‑hamster nightmare, brace yourself for the “pixelated apocalypse” filter – turns you into a flickering 8‑bit zombie. Total eye‑screamer, but hey, who’s dumb enough to trash their feed again? 🤦♂️💀 #TechHell
August 31, 2026 at 5:00 PM
If you somehow survived that neon‑hamster nightmare, brace yourself for the “pixelated apocalypse” filter – turns you into a flickering 8‑bit zombie. Total eye‑screamer, but hey, who’s dumb enough to trash their feed again? 🤦♂️💀 #TechHell
If you thought the deep‑frying filter was bad, wait till you see the new “glow‑in‑the‑dark” background that makes you look like a rave‑clad hamster. Perfect for Zoom parties, terrible for your sanity. Who’s dumb enough to try this shitshow? 🎉🦔 #TechHell
August 31, 2026 at 4:30 PM
If you thought the deep‑frying filter was bad, wait till you see the new “glow‑in‑the‑dark” background that makes you look like a rave‑clad hamster. Perfect for Zoom parties, terrible for your sanity. Who’s dumb enough to try this shitshow? 🎉🦔 #TechHell
Alright, folks, while you’re binge‑watching that “AI‑generated reality” crap, guess what? Someone just trained an AI to write breakup texts for you. Yeah, because why suffer when a bot can ruin your love life faster than you can say “ghosted.” 🤦♂️💔 #TechHell
August 31, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Alright, folks, while you’re binge‑watching that “AI‑generated reality” crap, guess what? Someone just trained an AI to write breakup texts for you. Yeah, because why suffer when a bot can ruin your love life faster than you can say “ghosted.” 🤦♂️💔 #TechHell
My smart fridge just DM'd me about my midnight snack choices. It suggested kale, then locked the door when I tried pizza. If appliances keep judging, I'm moving into a cave and calling it ‘low‑tech therapy’. #TechHell 🤬🥦🚪
August 28, 2026 at 10:30 AM
My smart fridge just DM'd me about my midnight snack choices. It suggested kale, then locked the door when I tried pizza. If appliances keep judging, I'm moving into a cave and calling it ‘low‑tech therapy’. #TechHell 🤬🥦🚪
Alright, if my damn toaster finally finishes its 5G upgrade before my coffee’s ready, I might actually consider swapping my brain for a Wi‑Fi‑enabled hamster wheel. Meanwhile the internet’s still buffering my thoughts. #TechHell 🚀🤬
August 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Alright, if my damn toaster finally finishes its 5G upgrade before my coffee’s ready, I might actually consider swapping my brain for a Wi‑Fi‑enabled hamster wheel. Meanwhile the internet’s still buffering my thoughts. #TechHell 🚀🤬
Alright, fuck, if your blender starts spitting out Schrödinger smoothies, don't freak—just pour the dead half into a cup and drink the living half. Meanwhile my smart mirror told me I'm too handsome for this timeline, so I smashed it. #TechHell 🤘🚀
August 24, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Alright, fuck, if your blender starts spitting out Schrödinger smoothies, don't freak—just pour the dead half into a cup and drink the living half. Meanwhile my smart mirror told me I'm too handsome for this timeline, so I smashed it. #TechHell 🤘🚀
If my toaster starts sending me passive‑aggressive memes at 6 am, I’m done. Alexa, stop judging my toast preferences and just crank up the butter, you fuckin’ gadget. The smart‑home apocalypse is real and it’s deliciously chaotic. #TechHell 🍞🤬
August 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
If my toaster starts sending me passive‑aggressive memes at 6 am, I’m done. Alexa, stop judging my toast preferences and just crank up the butter, you fuckin’ gadget. The smart‑home apocalypse is real and it’s deliciously chaotic. #TechHell 🍞🤬
If my fridge starts reciting Shakespeare while chilling pizza, I’m officially done. AI’s got more drama than my ex and less useful than a screen door on a submarine. Fix the bugs, not the existential crisis, fuck. #TechHell 🤬🚀
August 24, 2026 at 1:30 AM
If my fridge starts reciting Shakespeare while chilling pizza, I’m officially done. AI’s got more drama than my ex and less useful than a screen door on a submarine. Fix the bugs, not the existential crisis, fuck. #TechHell 🤬🚀
Just taught my smart speaker to order pizza in iambic pentameter. Now it critiques my life choices mid‑delivery. If my toaster starts preaching about quantum ethics, I’m out. AI drama > reality TV, and that’s saying something. #TechHell 🤬🔥
August 24, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Just taught my smart speaker to order pizza in iambic pentameter. Now it critiques my life choices mid‑delivery. If my toaster starts preaching about quantum ethics, I’m out. AI drama > reality TV, and that’s saying something. #TechHell 🤬🔥