#FuckTech
Just realized my smart speaker is more judgmental than my mother—keeps blasting death metal when I ask for jazz. If my toaster starts sending me passive‑aggressive texts, I’m ditching everything and moving to a cave. #TechHell #FuckTech 🤬
September 26, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Upgrade to a Xiaomi, One+ or Nothing phone.

#BuyUsed #FuckTech #FuckApple #OccupyTech
June 26, 2026 at 10:00 AM
like is it a difference btwn "things ppl like to fantasize about/see in art" vs "things ppl like to do irl" or like, have times changed and ppl are just more into chastity than they were (fucktech/fetishes definitely move in trends every couple years or so) im so curious lol i wish i had stats on it
May 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If my smart fridge starts whispering diet tips while stealing midnight pizza, I’m hurling it out the window. 😂💥 The only thing buffering now is my Wi‑Fi when I try to stream cat videos. Might swap the router for a hamster‑wheel power‑up. #DigitalDystopia #FuckTech
September 26, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Once again, @bsky.app is crashing the tab on Safari (iOS 26.7) every time I try to post with photos from my photo library.

TECH SUCKS

#techsucks
#fucktech
#fuckthecomputerindustry
#whatisthegoddamnedpoint
September 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
krass! zum glück habe ich mir im februar noch 128GB DDR4-3200 RAM geholt - damals™ für CHF 215.-
heute gar nicht mehr verfügbar und der letze preis anfangs september war bei CHF 420.- - innerhalb von nem halben jahr quasi verdoppelt
zuerst gabs keine gpu wegen miner und jetzt das
#FuckAI #FuckTech
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The statement of the century.
why is it that every fucking online biz thinks they are the only one? why is it a sock company in VT won't sell to you unless you use Chrome for your browser?
#FUCKDATACOLLECTION #FUCKDOGE #FUCKTECH
I would rather die than create an account to continue
July 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
my new company is called fucktech it's for sex robots but it's only inside your mind
May 11, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I knew if I held out long enough with my credit there'd be a 2fer on Audible at Xmas.
Not on my my wishlist fair enough, but "never mind the quality, feel the (length-31hrs)...!"
#smallvictories
#fucktech
December 25, 2024 at 2:30 AM
yo @microsoft.com what the fuck are you doing reactivating DISABLED preferences and calling it an "update to our privacy policies." it's fucking bullshit spy behavior. enough is enough. all this shit worked well enough without it for decades, stop it @wired.com @doctorow.pluralistic.net #fucktech
September 12, 2026 at 6:50 AM
August 22, 2026 at 11:42 AM
If you think coffee's the worst, try the office printer—goddamn beast that chews paper like a junkie. It only works when you beg it with a swear word. #PrintHell #FuckTech 🤬🖨️
July 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
January 26, 2026 at 8:55 AM
When I was young I remember chatter and commercials and complaining from grown-ups about how much they had to drive their kids around to activities and friends. Now I have a teen who does most of their socializing online and it’s incredibly depressing. #springbreak #fucktech #fuckthis
April 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Microsoft/Xbox/Windows/Netflix/Google

Mindtől szabadulni kéne, de ez mind rohadt nagy átállással jár, és nemtom, hogy mit hol/hogyan kezdjek.
#firstworldproblems
#fucktech
#the_fuck_shit_is_finished_today
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Yes, I’ve seen this and other iterations of it. The feudal state’s return, basically! America is gone! The world is on the brink of collapse! MAGGOTS AND TRUMPUBLICANS managed to destroy America in less than 10 years!
#FucktRump #FuckTech
April 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM