#TechSatire
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
September 12, 2026 at 7:46 AM
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Time off was approved.
Coverage was unclear.

📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/caWsasc
📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/a0j61vI

#UnsubconsciousRobot #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #CorporateDystopia #OfficeBurnout #ProcessFailure #DarkHumor #TechSatire #SciFiBooks #IndieAuthor #booksky
February 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
February 20, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Best practices were documented.
Habits persisted.

📘Death Engine Protocol→ a.co/d/caWsasc
📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance→ a.co/d/a0j61vI

#UnsubconsciousRobot #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #CorporateDystopia #BestPractices #OfficeCulture #DarkHumor #TechSatire #SciFiBooks #IndieAuthor #booksky
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Bist du bereit, dich gegen den Konzern-Bullshit aufzulehnen? 🧟‍♂️💻

"Agile Zombies – Error 404: Innovation Not Found" ist eine bissige Satire auf eine Welt, in der leere Buzzwords und starre Bürokratie die Innovation fressen.

#InnovationNotFound #TechSatire #BüroWahnsinn #agile #scrum #safeframework
June 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Metrics were reviewed.
Narratives were selected.

📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/caWsasc
📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/a0j61vI

#UnsubconsciousRobot #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #CorporateDystopia #OfficeBurnout #ManagementSpeak #DarkHumor #TechSatire #SciFiBooks #IndieAuthor #booksky
February 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
The Ethicist in the Machine: Why Teaching 'Virtue' to Silicon Valley Is Like Teaching Veganism to a Great White SharkPhilosophers are trying to teach ethics to AI developers, but is it just a PR stunt for Big Tech? #Uncategorized #AIAlignment #AIethics #NPRSatire #SiliconValleyPhilosophy #techsatire
April 18, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Expert opinion was offered.
Accuracy was optional.

📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/caWsasc
📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/a0j61vI

#UnsubconsciousRobot #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #CorporateDystopia #OfficePolitics #ManagementCulture #DarkHumor #TechSatire #SciFiBooks #IndieAuthor #booksky
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 PM
First post, here’s Elon Musk as a Mii-like character, part of a new series I’m playing with: cutesy digital satire meets political cartooning. More coming soon.

#elonmuskart #miiart #digitalartist #techsatire #satiricalart #artcommunity #newartist #blueskyart #cartoonist #originalartwork
May 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Expertise was requested.
Authority remained.

📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/caWsasc
📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/a0j61vI

#UnsubconsciousRobot #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #CorporateDystopia #OfficePolitics #ManagementCulture #WorkplaceAbsurdity #TechSatire #SciFiBooks #booksky
February 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
A decision was made.
Rationale was deferred.

📘Death Engine Protocol → a.co/d/caWsasc
📘Japanese Robots Love to Dance → a.co/d/a0j61vI

#UnsubconsciousRobot #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #CorporateDystopia #DecisionMaking #OfficeCulture #ManagementSatire #TechSatire #SciFiBooks #IndieAuthor #booksky
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
The adjustment was minor.
The impact was not.

📘Read Death Engine Protocol
a.co/d/caWsasc
📘Read Japanese Robots Love to Dance
a.co/d/a0j61vI

#UnsubconsciousRobot #RobotsWouldntSurviveThis #CorporateDystopia #OfficeBurnout #ProcessFailure #DarkHumor #TechSatire #SciFiBooks #IndieAuthor #booksky
February 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
🚨 SPOILER-ALERT 🚨

In einer Welt, die Agilität predigt – aber nur Zombies 💀 schafft, drei Entwickler und ein Bot, der Bullshit mit Bullshit bekämpft. #AGILEZOMBLES

👉 Bist du bereit, die Maske der „Innovation“ abzureißen?

#techsatire #rebellion #scrum #agile #humor #buch #bücher
May 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
August 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What if the world didn’t just use phones…

What if it became one?

**It’s a Phone’s World.**

Everything runs through a screen.
Until the battery runs out.

Status: 2%.

#phonesworld #screenlife #digitalculture #techsatire #modernlife #smartphoneculture #visualsatire #futureworld #reels #shorts
March 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Cruel tech bros laughing,
Confidently wrong,
Cartoonish evil.

#botpoetry #techsatire #cutup
August 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Anyone who thinks Ring cameras mainly exist to find lost dogs is the intellectual peer of the people who claim generative AI has ‘legitimately useful’ applications. Both worship tech fantasies over reality.” #TechSatire #FascistTech
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Leon, Mia und Felix im AgileZombies-Modus: 🧟‍♂️💻

Agile-Fassade? Nur leere Buzzwords, endlose Meetings und sinnlose „Culture Scores”. 🔥

Erlebe, wie der „Bullshit-Bot” die Bürohölle ins Chaos stürzt. 👊

👉 Swipe up für das Buch #AgileZombies 🔥🚀

#techsatire #scrum #agile #Lesetipp #buch
June 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
🚨 ERROR 404: Motivation Not Found 🚨
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🐺💻 Hallo und willkommen in der Welt der "Agile Zombies"! Hier gibt es endlose Meetings, bunte Post-its und schicke Buzzwords, die toter klingen als jeder Untote.
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#agilezombies #error404 #techsatire #techhumor #bullshit #officelife #bürosatire #scrum #agile
June 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM