Victory by Technicality. 🥇
June 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Victory by Technicality. 🥇
The technicality of being innocent.
Trump calls Letitia James “a real slob” and says “she got off on a technicality”
August 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The technicality of being innocent.
The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange is, by sheer technicality, the first CN show created by a trans woman
April 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange is, by sheer technicality, the first CN show created by a trans woman
Six of the nine justices on the Supreme Court.
Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality
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June 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Six of the nine justices on the Supreme Court.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
(on a technicality…)
WE GOT ‘EM
(on a technicality…)
WE GOT ‘EM
April 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
(on a technicality…)
WE GOT ‘EM
(on a technicality…)
WE GOT ‘EM
One must fully understand that the Virginia Supreme Court ruling is not simply overruling the voters based on a technicality--it is overruling the voters on a technicality THAT THEY LITERALLY JUST INVENTED FOR THIS PURPOSE AND EXISTS NOWHERE ELSE IN VIRGINIA OR FEDERAL LAW
The three dissenting justices have the goods:
"...today the majority has broadened the meaning of the word 'election,' as used in the Virginia Constitution, to include the early voting period. This is in direct conflict with how both Virginia and federal law define an election."
"...today the majority has broadened the meaning of the word 'election,' as used in the Virginia Constitution, to include the early voting period. This is in direct conflict with how both Virginia and federal law define an election."
State statutes permitting early voting are dependent on the specific definition of "election." Four Virginia Supreme Court justices absolutely decided to engage in partisan hackery in a way I've never seen before in the Commonwealth.
May 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
One must fully understand that the Virginia Supreme Court ruling is not simply overruling the voters based on a technicality--it is overruling the voters on a technicality THAT THEY LITERALLY JUST INVENTED FOR THIS PURPOSE AND EXISTS NOWHERE ELSE IN VIRGINIA OR FEDERAL LAW
Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality
*gets off on a technicality
technicality: perv
technicality: perv
December 18, 2024 at 2:19 AM
*gets off on a technicality
technicality: perv
technicality: perv
(included on a technicality) cried laughing at something embarrassing i did
June 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
(included on a technicality) cried laughing at something embarrassing i did
Californians when they hear about Virginians having their duely passed ballot measure overturned on an idiotic technicality after the fact:
May 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Californians when they hear about Virginians having their duely passed ballot measure overturned on an idiotic technicality after the fact:
florida blatantly disregarding their state constitution is fine though? texas not putting it up to vote is fine though? but dems use a democratic process and virginia is invalid by a technicality?!
May 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
florida blatantly disregarding their state constitution is fine though? texas not putting it up to vote is fine though? but dems use a democratic process and virginia is invalid by a technicality?!
this is the output of a profession that believes that adhesion to raw technicality is the height of reasoned analysis
End-stage legal academia is the Minnesota Law professor who was doing the “just asking questions about birthright citizenship” bit treating *Bill Ackman* as a source of serious authority on the original meaning of the Fourteenth Amendment
February 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
this is the output of a profession that believes that adhesion to raw technicality is the height of reasoned analysis
Trump calls Letitia James “a real slob” and says “she got off on a technicality”
August 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Trump calls Letitia James “a real slob” and says “she got off on a technicality”
Now through raw overpowering technicality Laura has existed in every animated X-men series.
My beautiful Evolution babies...you've returned...
September 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Now through raw overpowering technicality Laura has existed in every animated X-men series.
Reup: MAGAts Outraged Comey Indictment Dismissed on Same "Technicality" Trump's Was!
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MAGAts Outraged Comey Indictment Dismissed on Same "Technicality" Trump's Was! - emptywheel
Right wing Trump supporters are outraged that Jim Comey's indictment was dismissed based on the very same "technicality" that Trump's stolen documents indictment was.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reup: MAGAts Outraged Comey Indictment Dismissed on Same "Technicality" Trump's Was!
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This is in the same ballpark as "Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality"
May 19, 2024 at 2:03 PM
This is in the same ballpark as "Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality"
“Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality”
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
May 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
“Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality”
MAGAts Outraged Comey Indictment Dismissed on Same "Technicality" Trump's Was!
www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/25/m...
www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/25/m...
MAGAts Outraged Comey Indictment Dismissed on Same "Technicality" Trump's Was! - emptywheel
Right wing Trump supporters are outraged that Jim Comey's indictment was dismissed based on the very same "technicality" that Trump's stolen documents indictment was.
www.emptywheel.net
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
MAGAts Outraged Comey Indictment Dismissed on Same "Technicality" Trump's Was!
www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/25/m...
www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/25/m...
Fantasizing about Mangione walking on a technicality of some sort
Prosecutors have been illegally eavesdropping on Luigi Mangione’s calls with his attorney.
April 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Fantasizing about Mangione walking on a technicality of some sort
Chaps only count as pants over a matter of technicality
June 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Chaps only count as pants over a matter of technicality
People are really underestimating the chances of the Calvinball Court ruling the entire election illegitimate on some fake-ass technicality.
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The idea of this going to the courts is terrifying and there just doesn’t seem to be a plan for that.
July 19, 2024 at 12:41 PM
People are really underestimating the chances of the Calvinball Court ruling the entire election illegitimate on some fake-ass technicality.
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I would argue this one counts on a technicality. ❤️ #Huskerdust
August 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I would argue this one counts on a technicality. ❤️ #Huskerdust
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October 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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