#Temperature
Temperature Scales xkcd.com/3001
October 22, 2024 at 12:17 AM
The temperature at noon on Monday will be 22 degrees which is the same temperature it was in 1961 when Kennedy was inaugurated.

The ceremony was held outside.
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I can report that the temperature has not been lowered yet.
September 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
JFC. A guy murdered a woman and it’s on Frey to “bring down the temperature?”
WELKER: Do you bear any responsibility to bring down the temperature?

FREY: Of course. But I dropped an F bomb and they killed somebody. I think the killing somebody is the inflammatory element here and not the F bomb.
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
no im trying to take your temperature man quit squirming around
September 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I knew we could count on Trump to turn the temperature down.
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
dunno if this is a hot take or not but room temperature water is > ice cold water because I can drink it faster
September 23, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well
so its gonna be in the 70s this week and then next week its back to the 30s? what the fuck
March 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Temperature
July 5, 2026 at 12:17 PM
The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.
October 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Apparently, only *one* side is expected to "bring down the temperature."
Politico - President Trump tells reporters "we just have to beat the hell" out of "radical left lunatics," following the killing of conservative commentator Charlie Kirk.
Trump says ‘we have to beat the hell’ out of ‘radical left lunatics’ after Kirk killing
The conservative activist's killer remains at large and authorities have not said what the motive was behind his shooting.
www.politico.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
HOLY CRAP!

Minneapolis Protests right now as Temperature sits at -16.
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
whose temperature are they taking
September 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A timeline of Earth’s average temperature since the last ice age. Spoiler alert: It’s definitely getting warmer. And it’s happening increasingly, scarily fast. xkcd.com/1732/
Earth Temperature Timeline
xkcd.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Seriously, I'd rather drink a huge pitcher of room temperature goat's blood.
January 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cold is the optimal drinking temperature for ALL drinks.
October 25, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Spain and Portugal are at a standstill

The blackouts seem to have been caused by extreme temperature variations

Fun fact - extreme temperature variations are caused by climate change
April 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The lower-right chyron showing the extreme-heat temperature is a real chef's-kiss touch.
Energy Secretary Chris Wright says rescinding all greenhouse gas emissions regulations is about ending "the cancel culture Orwellian squelching of science"
July 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Morning temperature in the 40s fuck yes.
September 21, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The president had a chance to be a leader. To console the nation. To lower the temperature.

Nope. He can’t do it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Too much temperature..
What is next? More temperature?? 🥵
May 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Mapping changes in temperature: 2024 edition
January 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Lowering the temperature.
Politico - President Trump tells reporters "we just have to beat the hell" out of "radical left lunatics," following the killing of conservative commentator Charlie Kirk.
Trump says ‘we have to beat the hell’ out of ‘radical left lunatics’ after Kirk killing
The conservative activist's killer remains at large and authorities have not said what the motive was behind his shooting.
www.politico.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Would you let FF14 Kavya check your temperature?
September 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM