Lucifer texting Alastor
November 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Lucifer texting Alastor
Mr Huang we have some bad news. The chinese spy you hooked up with is texting her friends "What's GPU, good penis unlikely lmao"
November 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Mr Huang we have some bad news. The chinese spy you hooked up with is texting her friends "What's GPU, good penis unlikely lmao"
Trump: In Texas, Talafreako...
James Talarico: That’s Senator Talafreako. Hi America, I’m James Talarico, the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5.
James Talarico: That’s Senator Talafreako. Hi America, I’m James Talarico, the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5.
November 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Trump: In Texas, Talafreako...
James Talarico: That’s Senator Talafreako. Hi America, I’m James Talarico, the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5.
James Talarico: That’s Senator Talafreako. Hi America, I’m James Talarico, the guy who's been texting you every day asking for $5.
[looking at some DLSS5 test footage] "I think it looks great, Jenson"
[texting her handler in Beijing]: LOL. LMAO
[texting her handler in Beijing]: LOL. LMAO
November 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
[looking at some DLSS5 test footage] "I think it looks great, Jenson"
[texting her handler in Beijing]: LOL. LMAO
[texting her handler in Beijing]: LOL. LMAO
*Pence furiously texting Vance to tell him to steer clear of the national mall*
November 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
*Pence furiously texting Vance to tell him to steer clear of the national mall*
sorry i'm still laughing about nvidia chinese honeypot operation. what was she doing after he told her all the nvidia ai secrets. texting home like 'boys great news: we got nothing to worry about'
November 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
sorry i'm still laughing about nvidia chinese honeypot operation. what was she doing after he told her all the nvidia ai secrets. texting home like 'boys great news: we got nothing to worry about'
i’ll be texting ppl back with my dildo and vibrator still in me idc
November 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i’ll be texting ppl back with my dildo and vibrator still in me idc
okay dems you got your blue tsunami you can stop texting me multiple times every day now
November 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
okay dems you got your blue tsunami you can stop texting me multiple times every day now
Vivek not texting back
November 5, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Vivek not texting back
Everyone in the Führerbunker keeps texting me about the glorious counter-offensive with excited anticipation. They're hyped!
November 9, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Everyone in the Führerbunker keeps texting me about the glorious counter-offensive with excited anticipation. They're hyped!
Talarico now texting to say he’s giving ME money???
November 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Talarico now texting to say he’s giving ME money???
It’s like Carrie Fisher texting from heaven ❤️❤️❤️
November 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
It’s like Carrie Fisher texting from heaven ❤️❤️❤️
yeah me too, benny, everyone’s texting me haha stop you guys
November 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
yeah me too, benny, everyone’s texting me haha stop you guys
“I’m James Talarico…the guy who’s been texting you every day asking for $5.”
November 8, 2026 at 5:50 AM
“I’m James Talarico…the guy who’s been texting you every day asking for $5.”
So much better than texting someone a gazillion times:
Brilliant campaign strategy by Scott Colom and his team.
(via: thebrothersbriefing on IG)
(via: thebrothersbriefing on IG)
November 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
So much better than texting someone a gazillion times:
Every trans person I know in Texas is texting me about how they don't have to flee right now.
November 4, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Every trans person I know in Texas is texting me about how they don't have to flee right now.
I’ve taught my non texting uncle to text. Please clap.
November 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I’ve taught my non texting uncle to text. Please clap.
texting the homies to make sure they are still humble and penitent
November 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
texting the homies to make sure they are still humble and penitent
texting tips to natalie harp
November 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
texting tips to natalie harp
Texting your friend at 4 am because you've figured out the big reveal
November 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Texting your friend at 4 am because you've figured out the big reveal
"Everyone in the White House keeps texting me 'it's Miller time'"
"Everyone" = John Barron and David Dennison
"Everyone" = John Barron and David Dennison
November 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
"Everyone in the White House keeps texting me 'it's Miller time'"
"Everyone" = John Barron and David Dennison
"Everyone" = John Barron and David Dennison
All 4 people left there are texting each other.
November 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
All 4 people left there are texting each other.