tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working
tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals
July 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals
tfw you smell Trump
July 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
tfw you smell Trump
tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave
July 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave
tfw your workplace is destroyed
January 27, 2026 at 6:02 AM
tfw your workplace is destroyed
tfw the meatball could be spicier
October 31, 2024 at 2:06 AM
tfw the meatball could be spicier
tfw your boss's son is the new hire
August 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
tfw your boss's son is the new hire
TFW even pbs is dunking on you
March 24, 2024 at 2:26 AM
TFW even pbs is dunking on you
tfw you're forced to listen to Trump
October 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
tfw you're forced to listen to Trump
tfw
May 31, 2024 at 12:41 AM
tfw
Tfw being underneath Godzilla’s big belly ❤️
January 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Tfw being underneath Godzilla’s big belly ❤️
Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”
May 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”
Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
TFW when your 82-year-old Midwestern dad can’t take your call because he’s too busy organzing against ICE.
May 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
TFW when your 82-year-old Midwestern dad can’t take your call because he’s too busy organzing against ICE.
tfw you're sitting right on top of a giant blaring cautionary tale
April 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
tfw you're sitting right on top of a giant blaring cautionary tale
TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back
CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭
April 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back
tfw the regime accidentally does free propaganda for your guys
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
tfw the regime accidentally does free propaganda for your guys
June 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
Tfw a Muslim mayor honors a Christian holy day better than the ‘Christian’ president
April 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Tfw a Muslim mayor honors a Christian holy day better than the ‘Christian’ president