#ThanksButNoThanks
Well, that’s the first time a parent has offered to buy me booze to thank me for teaching their kid. #ParentTeacherConferences #TwelveHourWorkday #ThanksButNoThanks
September 25, 2026 at 1:50 AM
January 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Canada to ditch universal healthcare, no gun policy, affordable meds & maple syrup for Trump's 'deal'? 🤡

Hardest no ever.

#StayStrongCanada
#NiceTry
#MapleSovereignty #ThanksButNoThanks
January 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Canada declines Trump’s generous offer to join the “Golden Dome System”, instead opts for universal healthcare, functioning democracy, and not being Florida’s hat. 🇨🇦💅 #ThanksButNoThanks #DomeAlone
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm sure Canada will jump at this exclusive time-limited offer... #ActNow #Shamwow #ThanksButNoThanks #cdnpoli
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
cast full of charisma vacuums #ThanksButNoThanks
April 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Der er kommet en fantastisk fin fødselsdagshilsen til mig, fra den anden side af Atlanten.
Fra selveste nobelprisvinderen, paven, løgneren, imbecile, pædofile, bedrageriske konkursrytter, charlatan og megalomane narcissist.
Tak for hilsenen!
#ThanksButNoThanks
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Maturita 2005 - dějepis na poslední hodině “no a co se stalo po 8.5.1945 přece víte” 😁 #ThanksButNoThanks
September 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Thanksbutnothanks, Ваня Щерева, не ща да слушам вдъхновяваща феминистка реч срещу домашното насилие от жена, дето подкрепя Юлиан Вергов.
March 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Yes, this.

And, the current public purse (dust bunnies) being burdened by unnecessary election costs.

And, contributing to a more cynical public 🤷‍♀️

#thanksbutnothanks
September 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
"Diese Nachricht befindet sich in Englisch. Übersetzen nach Deutsch?"

Sehr überzeugend, Copilot. Wirklich.

#ThanksButNoThanks
September 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
January 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
January 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ah, pour 1200 USD je peux être nommée dans une liste The Most Influential Women Leaders to Watch in 2024.

#ThanksButNoThanks
November 21, 2023 at 12:23 PM
Danke, Dieter. #thanksbutnothanks
November 24, 2024 at 7:27 PM
If all your favorite authors look the same (race, gender, and orientation) and were required reading in school, you don't need to recommend me any books, thanks!

#SorryNotSorry #ThanksButNoThanks #BlackBookSky #BookSky #DiverseBookSky
February 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
le mec relou qu'il y a dans toutes les soirées, un peu trop content d'être là et avec les mains balladeuses #freehugs #thanksbutnothanks
🤗 hugging + 🤪 crazy =
March 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
January 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If I were you, I would reread my short story #thanksbutnothanks #thanksbyxs by #xandrasegredo... Just saying, but remember that Christmas is still on December 25.
>>> amzn.eu/d/e6jqa2n <<<
#xmas #present #novel #kindle #paperback #ebook #adultonly
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
oh hey this fixed my internet, thanksbutnothanks Centurylink
Looks like the Quantum Fiber/CenturyLink DNS servers just shit the bed.
June 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
November 10, 2023 at 7:55 AM
Just got a Too Good to Go notification for a roast carvery available to collect tomorrow #thanksbutnothanks
a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food .
Alt: Mr Creosote from Monty Python explodes.
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Says the man who platformed Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon. #ThanksButNoThanks, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social.
Newsom: The world we’ve come to know—and some of us revere and love. The country. All of that is now at risk because of the recklessness—and there’s no other way to describe it—of one individual: the President of the United States.
April 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I hear that Thanksgiving is coming early to America's Caffeine-based Lifestyle Stores.

You say: Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte

I say: Bigbucks Old Spice Replay

#Starbucks #PSL #PumpkinSpice #Latte #Coffee #thanksbutnothanks
August 22, 2024 at 3:38 PM