#ThanksCaptainObvious
Gee, what a big surprise!🙄 The #PedoPrez is #Underwater

Too bad we can't take this literally😒

#ThanksCaptainObvious
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Youse know's who solely responsible for instigating all's this "political violence" in the US? I's give's youse one guess😼
It's don't take's a rocket scientist to figure's it out😾

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#PresidentOfDivisionAndHate
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#ShutYourGodDamnPieHoleDonOld
#WeNeedAPresidentNotAClown
September 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
No question mark necessary.

Its obvious to the most casual observer that he was triggered.
#obvious
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August 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
New from the "water is wet" department.
#ThanksCaptainObvious.
www.cmu.fr/en/scientist...
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June 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If the month were to end now, it would easily be the warmest October on record. #ThanksCaptainObvious
December 7, 2024 at 6:42 PM
#PokémonTCGPocket when I lose an Expert-level solo battle with a type-advantage deck: yOu ShOuLd TrY uSiNg A tYpE-aDvAnTaGe DeCk
#ThanksCaptainObvious #DropEvent #EventBattles
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February 21, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Christ, it's hot.
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December 15, 2024 at 9:09 AM