#ThanksGivingClapBacks
It’s almost time for #Thanksgivingclapbacks 🍗🥧🌽
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Auntie Ruth: I see you couldn't keep a man

Me: I see you couldn't keep your apartment or your car 💅

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November 23, 2023 at 9:16 PM
my aunt called me a faggot and I said okay well that’s why your husband died #ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Uncle: I was beginning to wonder where you were.

Me: Funny, I was wondering where you were… January 6th.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
who has their #ThanksgivingClapbacks ready?
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
November 27, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Uncle: Looks like your diet is slipping.

Me: So’s your toupee.
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November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
With all the newcomers this year's #thanksgivingclapbacks will award double points for election related roasts. Please have no mercy. #blacksky
November 17, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Aunt: You need to go to church and get your life straight.

Me: You need to go to the orthodontist and get those teeth straight.

#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Aunt: Don’t fill up on snacks. I went all out for this dinner.

Me: You hired a caterer?
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November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Cousin: Not you showing up without a side dish.

Me: Not you being a side dish. How is Tom, still married?

#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Uncle: You could afford to be nicer.

Me: You could afford to pay that overdue child support.

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November 28, 2024 at 7:10 PM
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Aunt: Make yourself useful and dry these dishes.

Me: Do you have dish towels or should I just use your turkey?

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November 29, 2024 at 12:43 AM
We need to start on #thanksgivingclapbacks it's time
November 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Aunt: Let’s avoid politics at the table.

Me: Sure thing. We’ll also be avoiding your raisin potato salad.

#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 5:08 PM
That one Family member who always got something shady to say?

Keep one in the chamber for that ass today

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November 28, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Cousin: You’re done already?! I’ve never seen anything disappear so fast.

Me: What about your dad?

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November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Cousin: You still choosing to be gay?

Me: You still choosing to repeat the 12th grade, again?

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November 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Cousin: My mom says you’re going to hell for being gay.

Me: My mom says you’re going to court for your third DUI.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I think tomorrow while I'm watching the parae, I'm going to post some #thanksgivingclapbacks...
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Aunt: How do you have a man but no ring?

Me: How do you have gums but no teeth?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
@bsky.app get your servers ready now because next week’s #ThanksgivingClapbacks will be glorious on here
November 21, 2024 at 7:17 AM