It’s almost time for #Thanksgivingclapbacks 🍗🥧🌽
Cousin: Not you showing up without a side dish.
Me: Not you being a side dish. How is Tom, still married?
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Me: Not you being a side dish. How is Tom, still married?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It’s almost time for #Thanksgivingclapbacks 🍗🥧🌽
Auntie Ruth: I see you couldn't keep a man
Me: I see you couldn't keep your apartment or your car 💅
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Me: I see you couldn't keep your apartment or your car 💅
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November 23, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Auntie Ruth: I see you couldn't keep a man
Me: I see you couldn't keep your apartment or your car 💅
#thanksgivingclapbacks
Me: I see you couldn't keep your apartment or your car 💅
#thanksgivingclapbacks
my aunt called me a faggot and I said okay well that’s why your husband died #ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 4:38 PM
my aunt called me a faggot and I said okay well that’s why your husband died #ThanksgivingClapbacks
Uncle: I was beginning to wonder where you were.
Me: Funny, I was wondering where you were… January 6th.
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Me: Funny, I was wondering where you were… January 6th.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Uncle: I was beginning to wonder where you were.
Me: Funny, I was wondering where you were… January 6th.
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Me: Funny, I was wondering where you were… January 6th.
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who has their #ThanksgivingClapbacks ready?
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
who has their #ThanksgivingClapbacks ready?
November 27, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
With all the newcomers this year's #thanksgivingclapbacks will award double points for election related roasts. Please have no mercy. #blacksky
November 17, 2024 at 3:07 PM
With all the newcomers this year's #thanksgivingclapbacks will award double points for election related roasts. Please have no mercy. #blacksky
Aunt: You need to go to church and get your life straight.
Me: You need to go to the orthodontist and get those teeth straight.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Me: You need to go to the orthodontist and get those teeth straight.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Aunt: You need to go to church and get your life straight.
Me: You need to go to the orthodontist and get those teeth straight.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Me: You need to go to the orthodontist and get those teeth straight.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Aunt: Don’t fill up on snacks. I went all out for this dinner.
Me: You hired a caterer?
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Me: You hired a caterer?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Aunt: Don’t fill up on snacks. I went all out for this dinner.
Me: You hired a caterer?
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Me: You hired a caterer?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Cousin: Not you showing up without a side dish.
Me: Not you being a side dish. How is Tom, still married?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Me: Not you being a side dish. How is Tom, still married?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Cousin: Not you showing up without a side dish.
Me: Not you being a side dish. How is Tom, still married?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Me: Not you being a side dish. How is Tom, still married?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Uncle: You could afford to be nicer.
Me: You could afford to pay that overdue child support.
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Me: You could afford to pay that overdue child support.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Uncle: You could afford to be nicer.
Me: You could afford to pay that overdue child support.
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Me: You could afford to pay that overdue child support.
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November 26, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Aunt: Make yourself useful and dry these dishes.
Me: Do you have dish towels or should I just use your turkey?
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Me: Do you have dish towels or should I just use your turkey?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 29, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Aunt: Make yourself useful and dry these dishes.
Me: Do you have dish towels or should I just use your turkey?
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Me: Do you have dish towels or should I just use your turkey?
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We need to start on #thanksgivingclapbacks it's time
November 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
We need to start on #thanksgivingclapbacks it's time
Aunt: Let’s avoid politics at the table.
Me: Sure thing. We’ll also be avoiding your raisin potato salad.
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Me: Sure thing. We’ll also be avoiding your raisin potato salad.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Aunt: Let’s avoid politics at the table.
Me: Sure thing. We’ll also be avoiding your raisin potato salad.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Me: Sure thing. We’ll also be avoiding your raisin potato salad.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
That one Family member who always got something shady to say?
Keep one in the chamber for that ass today
#ThanksGivingClapBacks
Keep one in the chamber for that ass today
#ThanksGivingClapBacks
November 28, 2024 at 8:50 PM
That one Family member who always got something shady to say?
Keep one in the chamber for that ass today
#ThanksGivingClapBacks
Keep one in the chamber for that ass today
#ThanksGivingClapBacks
Cousin: You’re done already?! I’ve never seen anything disappear so fast.
Me: What about your dad?
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Me: What about your dad?
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November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Cousin: You’re done already?! I’ve never seen anything disappear so fast.
Me: What about your dad?
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Me: What about your dad?
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Cousin: You still choosing to be gay?
Me: You still choosing to repeat the 12th grade, again?
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Me: You still choosing to repeat the 12th grade, again?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Cousin: You still choosing to be gay?
Me: You still choosing to repeat the 12th grade, again?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Me: You still choosing to repeat the 12th grade, again?
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Cousin: My mom says you’re going to hell for being gay.
Me: My mom says you’re going to court for your third DUI.
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Me: My mom says you’re going to court for your third DUI.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Cousin: My mom says you’re going to hell for being gay.
Me: My mom says you’re going to court for your third DUI.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
Me: My mom says you’re going to court for your third DUI.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
I think tomorrow while I'm watching the parae, I'm going to post some #thanksgivingclapbacks...
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 AM
I think tomorrow while I'm watching the parae, I'm going to post some #thanksgivingclapbacks...
Aunt: How do you have a man but no ring?
Me: How do you have gums but no teeth?
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Me: How do you have gums but no teeth?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Aunt: How do you have a man but no ring?
Me: How do you have gums but no teeth?
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Me: How do you have gums but no teeth?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
@bsky.app get your servers ready now because next week’s #ThanksgivingClapbacks will be glorious on here
November 21, 2024 at 7:17 AM
@bsky.app get your servers ready now because next week’s #ThanksgivingClapbacks will be glorious on here