#thanksgivingclapbacks
Uncle: Looks like your diet is slipping.

Me: So’s your toupee.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Cousin: Why are you eating so fast? Afraid someone’s gonna steal your plate?

Me: Why are you stalking your boyfriend’s socials? Afraid someone’s gonna steal your man?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Aunt: Don’t fill up on snacks. I went all out for this dinner.

Me: You hired a caterer?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Uncle: It’s a crime you don’t want kids.

Me: It’s a crime if you’re within 1,000 feet of any.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cousin: My mom says you’re going to hell for being gay.

Me: My mom says you’re going to court for your third DUI.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Where are #ThanksgivingClapbacks? Those heal me every year.
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Aunt: How do you have a man but no ring?

Me: How do you have gums but no teeth?
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Uncle: I was beginning to wonder where you were.

Me: Funny, I was wondering where you were… January 6th.
#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
By now, most of us have seen the #ThanksgivingClapBacks and #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies hashtags that pop up on social media around this time of year. While some are downright hilarious, others might hit a little too close to home.

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November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Me getting ready for #ThanksgivingClapbacks because shit has already popped off on my side…..
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It’s almost time for #Thanksgivingclapbacks 🍗🥧🌽
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It was the #thanksgivingclapbacks for me…
May 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
- SHE GOT A KNIFE
- Zola
- 12/21/20
- I know it smell crazy in there
- 1/6/21
- 1/3/20 WW3 scare
- ThanksgivingClapbacks debut

FOREVER WEAKK 😂😂😂
January 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Aunt: Make yourself useful and dry these dishes.

Me: Do you have dish towels or should I just use your turkey?

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November 29, 2024 at 12:43 AM
my mama talking about she wanted some lasagna or enchiladas today…I told her “ma’am you had nothing but space and opportunity to buy the things required but you chose to stick with tradition.” 😂

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November 28, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Wait... no #Thanksgivingclapbacks on here? 🤔🤔
November 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Cousin: You’re done already?! I’ve never seen anything disappear so fast.

Me: What about your dad?

#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Aunt: You need to go to church and get your life straight.

Me: You need to go to the orthodontist and get those teeth straight.

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November 28, 2024 at 10:02 PM
That one Family member who always got something shady to say?

Keep one in the chamber for that ass today

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November 28, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Cousin: You still choosing to be gay?

Me: You still choosing to repeat the 12th grade, again?

#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Uncle: You could afford to be nicer.

Me: You could afford to pay that overdue child support.

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November 28, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Auntie gon ask me y i cant stay out of jail then get mad when i ask y she cant stop getting cheated on🤔 am i the bad guy???
#blacksky #bluesky #thanksgiving #clapback
#thanksgivingclapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Aunt: Let’s avoid politics at the table.

Me: Sure thing. We’ll also be avoiding your raisin potato salad.

#ThanksgivingClapbacks
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November 28, 2024 at 5:08 PM