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"They called it a WHAT'S HARP ?!?!"

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#FredArmisen #FreePalestine #Hashtag #TheAristocrats
Fred Armisen's SNL Badumtiss Drum Solo
Alt: Fred Armisen's SNL Badumtiss Drum Solo
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September 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
aewmagazinecovers.bsky.social
Fashion Friday x MxM Collection

#aew #rebelheart #steveborden #mxmcollection #roh #ianriccaboni #capricecoleman #thearistocrats #mansoor #masonmadden #thecrow
September 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
bishopjoey.bsky.social
Okay, I'd never heard of the #KentuckyMeatShower until I saw #TheAristocrats (instrumental progressive metal and both amazing and very funny) who wrote a song about it. youtu.be/o2VQ7Zi-izg
THE ARISTOCRATS - The Kentucky Meat Shower - Boerderij Zoetermeer 12-09 2015
YouTube video by unicapb21
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July 22, 2026 at 11:16 AM
courtneykey.bsky.social
These executives believe they are bulletproof. They are rapidly realizing that WE the people, make them what they are. These men are NOTHING behind their brands.
Make them all toxic.
#DestroyTheBrand
#DestroyTheMan
#MuskMustFall
#BanishBezos
#DumpTrump
#TheAristocrats

Catch me at Q3 earnings ✌️
CNN HEADLINE: Australia's Trump Tower plans scrapped as developer says brand has become 'toxic' By Lex Harvey, CNN 8 hours ago An artist's impression of the Trump Tower planned for the Gold Coast, Australia., The Trump Organization and Trump Hotels
May 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
dirtyrockmagazine.bsky.social
El 12 de mayo quedó marcado en Madrid por el regreso de The Aristocrats, que reunió a un público que copó el aforo del Teatro Eslava y valoró el virtuosismo de este sorprendente trío de rock progresivo y experimental.
www.dirtyrock.info/2026/05/the-...
#madnesslive #thearistocrats #jazzrock #rock
The Aristocrats vuelven a deslumbrar en Madrid - Dirty Rock Magazine
La noche del 12 de Mayo regresó a Madrid The Aristocrats, reuniendo a un  público que copó el aforo del Teatro Eslava y valoró su virtuosismo.
www.dirtyrock.info
May 13, 2026 at 8:08 AM
rockandblog.bsky.social
¡The Aristocrats están de vuelta y listos para conquistar España! 🎶 No te pierdas su nueva gira y su álbum 'Duck'. ¡La fiesta comienza este mayo! #TheAristocrats #GiraEspaña

https://rockandblog.net/the-aristocrats-deslumbran-en-espana-gira-imprescindible/
May 6, 2026 at 10:12 AM
wearelegionpod.bsky.social
Everyone knows that a“vomitorium” was just a hallway in an arena letting people exit, but did you know that among the wealthy of Ancient Rome there were specific feast workers whose main job was to catch their masters’ puke in fancy buckets? So yeah, there was barf, no worries there! #thearistocrats
May 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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MAY 3, 1952
ARTIST: Mary Petty
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#newyorkercovers #newyorker #newyorkermag #illustration #1952 #marypetty #thearistocrats #oedipal #mothersday #motherandson #selfie #vintageads #gilbeys #speyroyal #scotch #whisky
May 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
sesiniac.bsky.social
KONSER’DEN:
The Aristocrats
@ IF Performance Hall, Beşiktaş
03.05.2026

@vilehandrad ‘ın değerli katkısıyla…

Sgt. Rockhopper
youtu.be/RSKJ8z5LGTU?...

Spanish Eddie & Marco Minnemann Drum Solo
youtu.be/9QR_LGB2MTE?...

Get It Like That
youtu.be/2DcHQ-YipxM?...

#TheAristocrats
The Aristocrats - Sgt. Rockhopper (Live) @ IF Performance Hall, Beşiktaş (02.05.2026)
YouTube video by Sesini Aç
youtu.be
May 3, 2026 at 11:42 AM
creedreader.bsky.social
The Pitching and Defense Boston Red Sox Ladies and Gentlemen #thearistocrats
April 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
suezw.bsky.social
"The rich aren't like you and me" was never so true.
#TheAristocrats 🤣
March 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
crypticus.bsky.social
Looking forward to Alia in DUNE III

#TheAristocrats #DUNE
March 19, 2026 at 9:31 AM
guitarcalavera.bsky.social
The Aristocrats en España en mayo: Una masterclass de irreverencia y técnica en seis asaltos #guitarcalavera #BryanBeller #GuthrieGovan #Instrumental #MadnessLive #MarcoMinnemann #RockFusion #TheAristocrats #guitarcalaveramagazine
The Aristocrats en España en mayo: Una masterclass de irreverencia y técnica en seis asaltos
Olvidaos de los solistas de conservatorio que no levantan la vista del mástil. The Aristocrats regresan en mayo para demostrar que se puede tocar como un dios
www.guitarcalavera.com
March 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
stanvahi.bsky.social
Emcee: "What do you call yourselves?"
(in unison): "The Aristocrats!"
#PedoProtectors #TheAristocrats #DirtiestJoke
Members of DonOld's cabinet and other GOP leaders, all caucasian except 1 person of color in the back center. The Aristocrats!
March 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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#TheAristocrats
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Feb 4
James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.
February 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
kipattao1.bsky.social
Happy Birthday Sterling Holloway. (RIP) 🐘🦨🐈🐍🐁🧸 #HappyBirthdaySterlingHolloway #SterlingHolloway #Birthday #Legend #Legends #RestInPeace #RIPSterlingHolloway #Disney #DisneyPlus #Bambi #AliceinWonderland #TheJungleBook #TheAristocrats #WinniethePooh
January 15, 2026 at 4:56 AM
avi.zollman.com
it's worse than that, though:

A) it's gotta be explicitly given in exchange for an official act but
B) an official act by this president can never be illegal

#TheAristocrats!
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
anthonynagatani.bsky.social
#TheAristocrats
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Nov 3
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
pguillam.bsky.social
Might as well add #Rudy - won't help, can't hurt.

"3 mayor-adjacent sex-pest grifters walk into a talent agent’s office, & Eric says, “We’ve got an act! You’ll love it" (while Andy slowly lowers the blinds, & Rudy ponders naming rights for "Los Tres Agrieve-O's").

#TheAristocrats #WTFHakeem?
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
anthonynagatani.bsky.social
So let me get this straight, Netanyahu and Putin think *Trump* should get a peace prize? #TheAristocrats
October 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
pguillam.bsky.social
#Fatman #LittleBoy bombed, worst iteration of #TheAristocrats ever. #ETTD #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinInsurgency #TrumpShutdownn #BeautifulShips #Downfall #PleaseClap
therealjackhopkins.bsky.social Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · Oct 1
Today, Generals and Flag Officers sat there thinking, "This is the DUMBEST son of a bitch on the planet."

Which one were they talking about? Take your pick.
October 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
pguillam.bsky.social
#FatMan and #LittleBoy walk into a talent agency... #TheAristocrats! And of course it bombs.

We need a #SecretaryofDefenestration, stat. #ETTD
#FrontTowardEnemey #IllegalOrders #TheAristocrats #PedoFuhrer #Downfall #Starts&EndsOnANEscalator #WarSharters #EpsteinFiles #TrumpShutdown
October 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
anthonynagatani.bsky.social
#TheAristocrats
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · Sep 24
MONDAY: US throws Argentina a financial life raft

TUESDAY: Argentina doubles soybean sales to China, “further pricing out” American farmers.

@axios.com
www.axios.com/newsletters/...
September 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
dmepst.bsky.social
Review

BRYAN BELLER – Calm Before The Storm -
dmme.net/bryan-beller...

#BryanBeller, #TheAristocrats, #MikeKeneally, #TossPanos
BRYAN BELLER - Calm Before The Storm - DMME.net
Onion Boy 2025 Esteemed bassist revisits his sophomore effort to find new meanings in nearly forgotten past. Given his proclivity for collaborations with top talent, there’s no wonder in the scarcity ...
dmme.net
September 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM