#TheElongatedMuskrat's
I am POSITIVE the goal of #TheElongatedMuskrat's #DOGE was to eliminate every gov't agency to see what the most needed agencies were so they could then PRIVATIZE them.

DOGE didn't save a dime. He redirected billions in gov't grants to #SpaceX, turning himself into the world's first Trillionaire.
October 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
As noted previously, if you taxed 99% of #TheElongatedMuskrat's Net Worth, he'd STILL be a Billionaire.

If we didn't add one more dime to the #NationalDebt and tried to pay it off @ $1B/day at 0% interest, it would STILL take ONE HUNDRED & TEN YEARS!

#TaxTheRich #Bootstraps #NoSocialismForTheRich
September 26, 2026 at 1:11 PM
It was revealed last week that #DementiaDon is running his ideas past #TheElongatedMuskrat's #AI chatbot #Grok.

And of course, Grok agrees with everything he says.

THAT is why the #NarcissistInChief started calling it #SuperIntelligence: b/c it agrees with HIM. 🙄
October 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
If you taxed 99% of #TheElongatedMuskrat's wealth, he'd STILL be a billionaire.

If we didn't add one more dollar to our $40T #NationalDebt and spent $1-BILLION DOLLARS A DAY to pay it off, it would take ONE HUNDRED AND NINE AND A HALF YEARS to pay it off. 😱
September 16, 2026 at 11:20 AM
A bit of #Trivia to put things in perspective:

If you taxed *99%* of #TheElongatedMuskrat's net worth, he'd STILL be a billionaire.

THINK ABOUT THAT. 😱
September 7, 2026 at 11:01 AM
#TheElongatedMuskrat's Nazi-infested #eks site is abuzz with a Grok "refutation" of #Obama saying "Imagine if I tried to ban Fox", pointing out Obama DID try to ban Fox from a single Press Pool event, and banned a number of *independent* photographers… in defense of #OrangeJuliusCaesar. 🤦

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September 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
It is becoming clear what the TRUE agenda of #nazidon & #theelongatedmuskrat's #doge is: to compile data on every American Citizen and place it in a single database so they can use it to target their enemies.

I REMEMBER when #republicans went #bsc b/c Bill Clinton proposed a "National […]
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May 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If we taxed 99% of #TheElongatedMuskrat's net worth, he'd STILL be a Billionaire.

He said he was going to spend $100-MILLION DOLLARS helping elect #Republicans this year.

That's less than 1/1000th of his net worth. 😱 That's the same as a person with $1000 in his pocket donating ONE DOLLAR.
September 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
That idiotic thing REALLY DOES look like a child's idea of how to draw a truck.

...and then DESIGNED it that way (8,000lbs. Held together with glue that cracks in the cold. A single enormous windshield wiper you must go to the dealer to replace, etc.) #TheElongatedMuskrat's #WankPanzer
June 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
If his ugly "break-up" with #orangejuliuscaesar wasn't enough to kill of his #spacex contracts, the complete and total failure of his "Heavy Rocket" program *should* be the end of #theelongatedmuskrat's sweetheart multi-billion dollar contract with the U.S. gov't […]
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June 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
#MafiaDon extorting nations he imposed a #tariff upon to approve #theelongatedmuskrat's #starlink is such a CLEAR abuse of power to enrich his personal friends (and using gov't power to favor one corporation over another), ANY #republican who turns a blind […]

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