@sensiblegeof.bsky.social went to a Porn Stars reunion today.
He said it was nice to come across old faces again. #ThisIsAllTrue
He said it was nice to come across old faces again. #ThisIsAllTrue
October 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
@sensiblegeof.bsky.social went to a Porn Stars reunion today.
He said it was nice to come across old faces again. #ThisIsAllTrue
He said it was nice to come across old faces again. #ThisIsAllTrue
I'm a cat mum. I love them!
My mate @ragnarbelial.bsky.social loves dogs!
In fact he's been arrested on several occasions for loving dogs! 🤔😱 #ThisIsAllTrue
My mate @ragnarbelial.bsky.social loves dogs!
In fact he's been arrested on several occasions for loving dogs! 🤔😱 #ThisIsAllTrue
February 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I'm a cat mum. I love them!
My mate @ragnarbelial.bsky.social loves dogs!
In fact he's been arrested on several occasions for loving dogs! 🤔😱 #ThisIsAllTrue
My mate @ragnarbelial.bsky.social loves dogs!
In fact he's been arrested on several occasions for loving dogs! 🤔😱 #ThisIsAllTrue
My friend is both a vet and a taxidermist.
So no matter what, you still get your dog back. #ThisIsAllTrue
So no matter what, you still get your dog back. #ThisIsAllTrue
September 30, 2026 at 8:10 AM
My friend is both a vet and a taxidermist.
So no matter what, you still get your dog back. #ThisIsAllTrue
So no matter what, you still get your dog back. #ThisIsAllTrue
I'm not saying @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is unpopular but even his pet rock ran away! #ThisIsAllTrue
December 12, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I'm not saying @pastoralexlove.bsky.social is unpopular but even his pet rock ran away! #ThisIsAllTrue
Was in pub last night. Someone asked: "You are such a horrid person so how do you end up living with FOUR sexy girlfriends????"
I just smiled and licked my eyebrows. #ThisIsAllTrue
I just smiled and licked my eyebrows. #ThisIsAllTrue
August 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Was in pub last night. Someone asked: "You are such a horrid person so how do you end up living with FOUR sexy girlfriends????"
I just smiled and licked my eyebrows. #ThisIsAllTrue
I just smiled and licked my eyebrows. #ThisIsAllTrue
We've just adopted an elderly doggie! He's a retired drugs sniffer dog.
When the doorbell rings he doesn't bark. He just looks up and says "Like, yeah man. Woof." #ThisIsAllTrue
When the doorbell rings he doesn't bark. He just looks up and says "Like, yeah man. Woof." #ThisIsAllTrue
August 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
We've just adopted an elderly doggie! He's a retired drugs sniffer dog.
When the doorbell rings he doesn't bark. He just looks up and says "Like, yeah man. Woof." #ThisIsAllTrue
When the doorbell rings he doesn't bark. He just looks up and says "Like, yeah man. Woof." #ThisIsAllTrue
I've adopted an elderly dog! He's a retired police sniffer dog. He'd sniff out drugs.
Trouble is that when someone knocks on the door he just raises his head and says "Like, yeah man. woof!" #ThisIsAllTrue
Trouble is that when someone knocks on the door he just raises his head and says "Like, yeah man. woof!" #ThisIsAllTrue
January 21, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I've adopted an elderly dog! He's a retired police sniffer dog. He'd sniff out drugs.
Trouble is that when someone knocks on the door he just raises his head and says "Like, yeah man. woof!" #ThisIsAllTrue
Trouble is that when someone knocks on the door he just raises his head and says "Like, yeah man. woof!" #ThisIsAllTrue
My girlfriend says I never take her out and treat her so this lunchtime I took her for tea and biscuits.
It was a first for her as she's never donated blood before. #ThisIsAllTrue
It was a first for her as she's never donated blood before. #ThisIsAllTrue
August 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
My girlfriend says I never take her out and treat her so this lunchtime I took her for tea and biscuits.
It was a first for her as she's never donated blood before. #ThisIsAllTrue
It was a first for her as she's never donated blood before. #ThisIsAllTrue
I don't want to bore you with the details, but @richthered.bsky.social is stuck in A&E right now and wants you to know that the Dyson Ball Cleaner is a dangerously misleading name! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I don't want to bore you with the details, but @richthered.bsky.social is stuck in A&E right now and wants you to know that the Dyson Ball Cleaner is a dangerously misleading name! #ThisIsAllTrue
You may know @craigbry.bsky.social the Scottish haggis rapist.
I heard that he wears a kilt cos sheep are skittish when they hear a zipper! #ThisIsAllTrue.
I heard that he wears a kilt cos sheep are skittish when they hear a zipper! #ThisIsAllTrue.
September 29, 2026 at 12:07 PM
You may know @craigbry.bsky.social the Scottish haggis rapist.
I heard that he wears a kilt cos sheep are skittish when they hear a zipper! #ThisIsAllTrue.
I heard that he wears a kilt cos sheep are skittish when they hear a zipper! #ThisIsAllTrue.
@drvandermast.bsky.social partner just compared him to George Clooney.
They said “You're nothing like George Clooney!” #ThisIsAllTrue
They said “You're nothing like George Clooney!” #ThisIsAllTrue
September 28, 2026 at 10:03 AM
@drvandermast.bsky.social partner just compared him to George Clooney.
They said “You're nothing like George Clooney!” #ThisIsAllTrue
They said “You're nothing like George Clooney!” #ThisIsAllTrue
I'm no doctor so am asking on behalf of my mate @tjrh.uk
Is it normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other two? #ThisIsAllTrue
Is it normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other two? #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I'm no doctor so am asking on behalf of my mate @tjrh.uk
Is it normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other two? #ThisIsAllTrue
Is it normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other two? #ThisIsAllTrue
Today I interviewed @trooper37.bsky.social for my podcast and said "describe your life in a nutshell."
He said it's cramped and dark. #ThisIsAllTrue
He said it's cramped and dark. #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Today I interviewed @trooper37.bsky.social for my podcast and said "describe your life in a nutshell."
He said it's cramped and dark. #ThisIsAllTrue
He said it's cramped and dark. #ThisIsAllTrue
I went round to see @sarahandco.bsky.social and saw that she was packing loads of clothes into bin bags, so I asked what she was doing.
She said that she was donating old clothes for starving people.
I said "Anyone who can fit into your clothes isn't starving!"
#ThisIsAllTrue
She said that she was donating old clothes for starving people.
I said "Anyone who can fit into your clothes isn't starving!"
#ThisIsAllTrue
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
@kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social says the cost of living crisis has reached the point where he can not longer justify heating the cellar
There's nothing as sad as a shivering sex worker! #ThisIsAllTrue
There's nothing as sad as a shivering sex worker! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
@kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social says the cost of living crisis has reached the point where he can not longer justify heating the cellar
There's nothing as sad as a shivering sex worker! #ThisIsAllTrue
There's nothing as sad as a shivering sex worker! #ThisIsAllTrue
@nickyflicks.bsky.social's boyfriend then said: "Vaginas have teeth!"
Nicky: "WTF Can you see any teeth here?"
Boyfriend: "No but I'm not surprised! Look at the fucking state of the gums! #ThisIsAllTrue
Nicky: "WTF Can you see any teeth here?"
Boyfriend: "No but I'm not surprised! Look at the fucking state of the gums! #ThisIsAllTrue
Once upon a time @nickyflicks.bsky.social walked in on her then boyfriend. She was wearing crotchless knickers!
She asked "Wanna put your cock in this?"
Boyfriend: "NO WAY! Look what it's done to your pants!
She asked "Wanna put your cock in this?"
Boyfriend: "NO WAY! Look what it's done to your pants!
October 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
@nickyflicks.bsky.social's boyfriend then said: "Vaginas have teeth!"
Nicky: "WTF Can you see any teeth here?"
Boyfriend: "No but I'm not surprised! Look at the fucking state of the gums! #ThisIsAllTrue
Nicky: "WTF Can you see any teeth here?"
Boyfriend: "No but I'm not surprised! Look at the fucking state of the gums! #ThisIsAllTrue
As a child I LOVED making sandcastles with my granddad.
Until mum took his urn away from me. #ThisIsAllTrue
Until mum took his urn away from me. #ThisIsAllTrue
August 24, 2026 at 10:50 AM
As a child I LOVED making sandcastles with my granddad.
Until mum took his urn away from me. #ThisIsAllTrue
Until mum took his urn away from me. #ThisIsAllTrue
Today at Easter Sunday mass @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doled out the bread wafers and said "This is the body of Christ. JESUS has risen!"
I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷♀️
#ThisIsAllTrue
I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷♀️
#ThisIsAllTrue
April 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Today at Easter Sunday mass @pastoralexlove.bsky.social doled out the bread wafers and said "This is the body of Christ. JESUS has risen!"
I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷♀️
#ThisIsAllTrue
I expect that's due to the yeast.🤔🤷♀️
#ThisIsAllTrue
WOW! My mate @mikelincs.bsky.social must be well-endowed cos BOTH his ex's say he's the biggest DICK they've ever met! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 11:10 AM
WOW! My mate @mikelincs.bsky.social must be well-endowed cos BOTH his ex's say he's the biggest DICK they've ever met! #ThisIsAllTrue
A heartfelt prayer from @duncanrgraham.bsky.social's daughter. #ThisIsAllTrue
January 11, 2026 at 11:50 AM
A heartfelt prayer from @duncanrgraham.bsky.social's daughter. #ThisIsAllTrue
My mate @bibliophile99.bsky.social has had a bad time. She's in a really bad place right now. Not mentally - she lives in America! And has a paedo as a President.... #ThisIsAllTrue
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My mate @bibliophile99.bsky.social has had a bad time. She's in a really bad place right now. Not mentally - she lives in America! And has a paedo as a President.... #ThisIsAllTrue
My mate @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social has blown up my DMs asking for legal advice arguing masturbation is normal and healthy.
I agree. But I'm sure Marks and Spencer has a policy against that... #ThisIsAllTrue
I agree. But I'm sure Marks and Spencer has a policy against that... #ThisIsAllTrue
September 28, 2026 at 10:17 AM
My mate @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social has blown up my DMs asking for legal advice arguing masturbation is normal and healthy.
I agree. But I'm sure Marks and Spencer has a policy against that... #ThisIsAllTrue
I agree. But I'm sure Marks and Spencer has a policy against that... #ThisIsAllTrue
FUN FACT:
Amazon was founded by four cats as a way to get more cardboard boxes into their home. #ThisIsAllTrue
Amazon was founded by four cats as a way to get more cardboard boxes into their home. #ThisIsAllTrue
October 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
FUN FACT:
Amazon was founded by four cats as a way to get more cardboard boxes into their home. #ThisIsAllTrue
Amazon was founded by four cats as a way to get more cardboard boxes into their home. #ThisIsAllTrue
When @captainconcorde.bsky.social told me he'd bought a van I thought he and his mates would get a dog and go around the country solving mysteries... #ThisIsAllTrue
September 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
When @captainconcorde.bsky.social told me he'd bought a van I thought he and his mates would get a dog and go around the country solving mysteries... #ThisIsAllTrue