When I was on the ISS orbiting the earth I chatted crypto with Neil Armstong and he says you should invest! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
When I was on the ISS orbiting the earth I chatted crypto with Neil Armstong and he says you should invest! #ThisIsAllTrue
@sensiblegeof.bsky.social went to a Porn Stars reunion today.
He said it was nice to come across old faces again. #ThisIsAllTrue
He said it was nice to come across old faces again. #ThisIsAllTrue
October 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
@sensiblegeof.bsky.social went to a Porn Stars reunion today.
He said it was nice to come across old faces again. #ThisIsAllTrue
He said it was nice to come across old faces again. #ThisIsAllTrue
I don't want to bore you with the details, but @richthered.bsky.social is stuck in A&E right now and wants you to know that the Dyson Ball Cleaner is a dangerously misleading name! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I don't want to bore you with the details, but @richthered.bsky.social is stuck in A&E right now and wants you to know that the Dyson Ball Cleaner is a dangerously misleading name! #ThisIsAllTrue
I wouldn't follow me. I tell dad jokes, am very sarcastic and may roast you as a target in my #ThisIsAllTrue series.
October 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I wouldn't follow me. I tell dad jokes, am very sarcastic and may roast you as a target in my #ThisIsAllTrue series.
Crete? You mentioned your plane was late but Feta late than never!
So you the trafficker or traffickee?
I'm guessing the former cos no one can hire out a minger... #ThisIsAllTrue
So you the trafficker or traffickee?
I'm guessing the former cos no one can hire out a minger... #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Crete? You mentioned your plane was late but Feta late than never!
So you the trafficker or traffickee?
I'm guessing the former cos no one can hire out a minger... #ThisIsAllTrue
So you the trafficker or traffickee?
I'm guessing the former cos no one can hire out a minger... #ThisIsAllTrue
@kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social says the cost of living crisis has reached the point where he can not longer justify heating the cellar
There's nothing as sad as a shivering sex worker! #ThisIsAllTrue
There's nothing as sad as a shivering sex worker! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
@kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social says the cost of living crisis has reached the point where he can not longer justify heating the cellar
There's nothing as sad as a shivering sex worker! #ThisIsAllTrue
There's nothing as sad as a shivering sex worker! #ThisIsAllTrue
Ladies:
You are hitchhiking down a dark country road and @moon-dragon.bsky.social offers you a lift.
Do you A: Climb in and sit next to the dead sex worker or
B: Run like fuck into the woods.
I mean... Look at the fucker! #ThisIsAllTrue
You are hitchhiking down a dark country road and @moon-dragon.bsky.social offers you a lift.
Do you A: Climb in and sit next to the dead sex worker or
B: Run like fuck into the woods.
I mean... Look at the fucker! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Ladies:
You are hitchhiking down a dark country road and @moon-dragon.bsky.social offers you a lift.
Do you A: Climb in and sit next to the dead sex worker or
B: Run like fuck into the woods.
I mean... Look at the fucker! #ThisIsAllTrue
You are hitchhiking down a dark country road and @moon-dragon.bsky.social offers you a lift.
Do you A: Climb in and sit next to the dead sex worker or
B: Run like fuck into the woods.
I mean... Look at the fucker! #ThisIsAllTrue
Glad you're ok with my #ThisIsAllTrue jokes. I've not lots of female friends on here so you're taking the brunt. Instead of cock for once...
I was told you've been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun! 😳
LOVE your header pic of you on the bike! I guess that was before transitioning? 🤔🤷♀️😘 xx
I was told you've been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun! 😳
LOVE your header pic of you on the bike! I guess that was before transitioning? 🤔🤷♀️😘 xx
October 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Glad you're ok with my #ThisIsAllTrue jokes. I've not lots of female friends on here so you're taking the brunt. Instead of cock for once...
I was told you've been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun! 😳
LOVE your header pic of you on the bike! I guess that was before transitioning? 🤔🤷♀️😘 xx
I was told you've been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun! 😳
LOVE your header pic of you on the bike! I guess that was before transitioning? 🤔🤷♀️😘 xx
@nickyflicks.bsky.social's boyfriend then said: "Vaginas have teeth!"
Nicky: "WTF Can you see any teeth here?"
Boyfriend: "No but I'm not surprised! Look at the fucking state of the gums! #ThisIsAllTrue
Nicky: "WTF Can you see any teeth here?"
Boyfriend: "No but I'm not surprised! Look at the fucking state of the gums! #ThisIsAllTrue
Once upon a time @nickyflicks.bsky.social walked in on her then boyfriend. She was wearing crotchless knickers!
She asked "Wanna put your cock in this?"
Boyfriend: "NO WAY! Look what it's done to your pants!
She asked "Wanna put your cock in this?"
Boyfriend: "NO WAY! Look what it's done to your pants!
October 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
@nickyflicks.bsky.social's boyfriend then said: "Vaginas have teeth!"
Nicky: "WTF Can you see any teeth here?"
Boyfriend: "No but I'm not surprised! Look at the fucking state of the gums! #ThisIsAllTrue
Nicky: "WTF Can you see any teeth here?"
Boyfriend: "No but I'm not surprised! Look at the fucking state of the gums! #ThisIsAllTrue
Today I interviewed @trooper37.bsky.social for my podcast and said "describe your life in a nutshell."
He said it's cramped and dark. #ThisIsAllTrue
He said it's cramped and dark. #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Today I interviewed @trooper37.bsky.social for my podcast and said "describe your life in a nutshell."
He said it's cramped and dark. #ThisIsAllTrue
He said it's cramped and dark. #ThisIsAllTrue
Last night I saw my mate @nickyflicks.bsky.social stood on a street corner. Why? A bus won't stop there and she must've been FREEZING in that bra and miniskirt!
Luckily a middle-aged man in an old car stopped and gave her a lift.
Faith in humanity restored! #ThisIsAllTrue
Luckily a middle-aged man in an old car stopped and gave her a lift.
Faith in humanity restored! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Last night I saw my mate @nickyflicks.bsky.social stood on a street corner. Why? A bus won't stop there and she must've been FREEZING in that bra and miniskirt!
Luckily a middle-aged man in an old car stopped and gave her a lift.
Faith in humanity restored! #ThisIsAllTrue
Luckily a middle-aged man in an old car stopped and gave her a lift.
Faith in humanity restored! #ThisIsAllTrue
LIFE ZEN FACT:
"No one strives for mediocrity but many settle for it."
Especially true if you're @wmg3.bsky.social's sexual partner. #ThisIsAllTrue 😜
"No one strives for mediocrity but many settle for it."
Especially true if you're @wmg3.bsky.social's sexual partner. #ThisIsAllTrue 😜
October 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
LIFE ZEN FACT:
"No one strives for mediocrity but many settle for it."
Especially true if you're @wmg3.bsky.social's sexual partner. #ThisIsAllTrue 😜
"No one strives for mediocrity but many settle for it."
Especially true if you're @wmg3.bsky.social's sexual partner. #ThisIsAllTrue 😜
It's been a great morning for @honkydonk.bsky.social so far. He's opened 26 birthday cards and is close to £400!
He LOVES being a postman! #ThisIsAllTrue
He LOVES being a postman! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
It's been a great morning for @honkydonk.bsky.social so far. He's opened 26 birthday cards and is close to £400!
He LOVES being a postman! #ThisIsAllTrue
He LOVES being a postman! #ThisIsAllTrue
I'm no doctor so am asking on behalf of my mate @tjrh.uk
Is it normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other two? #ThisIsAllTrue
Is it normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other two? #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I'm no doctor so am asking on behalf of my mate @tjrh.uk
Is it normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other two? #ThisIsAllTrue
Is it normal for one testicle to be bigger than the other two? #ThisIsAllTrue
@peteh198.bsky.social was in Tesco earlier and said to the checkout lady, "This has got today's date on it love. Can I get something knocked off?"
She said, "Do you want the fucking newspaper or not?" #ThisIsAllTrue
She said, "Do you want the fucking newspaper or not?" #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 11:36 AM
@peteh198.bsky.social was in Tesco earlier and said to the checkout lady, "This has got today's date on it love. Can I get something knocked off?"
She said, "Do you want the fucking newspaper or not?" #ThisIsAllTrue
She said, "Do you want the fucking newspaper or not?" #ThisIsAllTrue
I told @godfly.bsky.social that pets settle far better if you let them sleep at the end of your bed...
He called me this morning. "It's true, my goldfish hasn't woken up yet!" #ThisIsAllTrue
He called me this morning. "It's true, my goldfish hasn't woken up yet!" #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I told @godfly.bsky.social that pets settle far better if you let them sleep at the end of your bed...
He called me this morning. "It's true, my goldfish hasn't woken up yet!" #ThisIsAllTrue
He called me this morning. "It's true, my goldfish hasn't woken up yet!" #ThisIsAllTrue
At police station with my mate and client @nickyflicks.bsky.social last night. She's been accused of shoplifting vibrators!
Me: "Nicky. You can afford vibrators. Why did you do this?"
Nicky shrugged and said "For the buzz." #ThisIsAllTrue
Me: "Nicky. You can afford vibrators. Why did you do this?"
Nicky shrugged and said "For the buzz." #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 11:27 AM
At police station with my mate and client @nickyflicks.bsky.social last night. She's been accused of shoplifting vibrators!
Me: "Nicky. You can afford vibrators. Why did you do this?"
Nicky shrugged and said "For the buzz." #ThisIsAllTrue
Me: "Nicky. You can afford vibrators. Why did you do this?"
Nicky shrugged and said "For the buzz." #ThisIsAllTrue
My mate @jillie.bsky.social is upset! 😢
SIX MONTHS on Tinder and ZERO success! Can I help?
I'm great at writing copy and PR so I took a look at her profile.
I suggested posting the same advert but WITHOUT a photo! 😱 #ThisIsAllTrue
SIX MONTHS on Tinder and ZERO success! Can I help?
I'm great at writing copy and PR so I took a look at her profile.
I suggested posting the same advert but WITHOUT a photo! 😱 #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
My mate @jillie.bsky.social is upset! 😢
SIX MONTHS on Tinder and ZERO success! Can I help?
I'm great at writing copy and PR so I took a look at her profile.
I suggested posting the same advert but WITHOUT a photo! 😱 #ThisIsAllTrue
SIX MONTHS on Tinder and ZERO success! Can I help?
I'm great at writing copy and PR so I took a look at her profile.
I suggested posting the same advert but WITHOUT a photo! 😱 #ThisIsAllTrue
WOW! My mate @mikelincs.bsky.social must be well-endowed cos BOTH his ex's say he's the biggest DICK they've ever met! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 11:10 AM
WOW! My mate @mikelincs.bsky.social must be well-endowed cos BOTH his ex's say he's the biggest DICK they've ever met! #ThisIsAllTrue
YAY! Our new porn website has its first subscribers!
Membership is tiered to amount you watch and starts at $2.99 a month.
These three perverts are paying $999 a month cos they love teasing one out. #ThisIsAllTrue
@duncanrgraham.bsky.social @kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social @mikelincs.bsky.social
Membership is tiered to amount you watch and starts at $2.99 a month.
These three perverts are paying $999 a month cos they love teasing one out. #ThisIsAllTrue
@duncanrgraham.bsky.social @kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social @mikelincs.bsky.social
I'm gonna be a pornographer!
My marketing/PR firm has a new client! A friend is a young film maker. She sent me a sensual lesbian video. DAMN HOT!
It's AI. I couldn't tell! She needs funding and promotion. Shit! This could be huge! Low cost (no actors) and huge market!
Being a perv can pay lol!😉🔥
My marketing/PR firm has a new client! A friend is a young film maker. She sent me a sensual lesbian video. DAMN HOT!
It's AI. I couldn't tell! She needs funding and promotion. Shit! This could be huge! Low cost (no actors) and huge market!
Being a perv can pay lol!😉🔥
October 1, 2026 at 10:45 AM
YAY! Our new porn website has its first subscribers!
Membership is tiered to amount you watch and starts at $2.99 a month.
These three perverts are paying $999 a month cos they love teasing one out. #ThisIsAllTrue
@duncanrgraham.bsky.social @kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social @mikelincs.bsky.social
Membership is tiered to amount you watch and starts at $2.99 a month.
These three perverts are paying $999 a month cos they love teasing one out. #ThisIsAllTrue
@duncanrgraham.bsky.social @kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social @mikelincs.bsky.social
October 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
How is being an athlete a job?
Who the fuck pays someone to swim or run?
@colindawson.bsky.social has spent most of his life running from the police over fields and he didn't have a sponsor! #ThisIsAllTrue
Who the fuck pays someone to swim or run?
@colindawson.bsky.social has spent most of his life running from the police over fields and he didn't have a sponsor! #ThisIsAllTrue
October 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
How is being an athlete a job?
Who the fuck pays someone to swim or run?
@colindawson.bsky.social has spent most of his life running from the police over fields and he didn't have a sponsor! #ThisIsAllTrue
Who the fuck pays someone to swim or run?
@colindawson.bsky.social has spent most of his life running from the police over fields and he didn't have a sponsor! #ThisIsAllTrue
My friend is both a vet and a taxidermist.
So no matter what, you still get your dog back. #ThisIsAllTrue
So no matter what, you still get your dog back. #ThisIsAllTrue
September 30, 2026 at 8:10 AM
My friend is both a vet and a taxidermist.
So no matter what, you still get your dog back. #ThisIsAllTrue
So no matter what, you still get your dog back. #ThisIsAllTrue
.@kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social works for me. This morning I told him there's a group training thing about sexual harassment and inappropriate behaviour in the workplace.
Kevin scoffed and said: "Pfft. I don't need any training! I'll grope any slag! @jillie.bsky.social loves it" #ThisIsAllTrue
Kevin scoffed and said: "Pfft. I don't need any training! I'll grope any slag! @jillie.bsky.social loves it" #ThisIsAllTrue
September 29, 2026 at 12:15 PM
.@kevinlovesguinness.bsky.social works for me. This morning I told him there's a group training thing about sexual harassment and inappropriate behaviour in the workplace.
Kevin scoffed and said: "Pfft. I don't need any training! I'll grope any slag! @jillie.bsky.social loves it" #ThisIsAllTrue
Kevin scoffed and said: "Pfft. I don't need any training! I'll grope any slag! @jillie.bsky.social loves it" #ThisIsAllTrue