#To-Do
November 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
PEOPLE FUCKING DIED.

SO…

I DO NOT WANT TO REACH ACROSS THE FUCKING AISLE!!

DO YOU?! 😎🇺🇸✨
November 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
About to do the water temple
November 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Do I know anyone who has connections to the folks in Congress who are going to be writing subpoenas?

If I do, can y’all tell those folks to MAKE SURE THEY ASK FOR LLM LOGS? Because those are going to be a fucking gold mine
November 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Whatever happened to this idea, I wonder?! 👇

LET’S. DO. THIS.

FINALLY. 😎🇺🇸✨
What a wonderful idea…👇

Let’s. Do. This. ✨
November 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Lord I need to do more Tonkerbell...
November 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
do i have to write another fuckin email to @patrickhealynyt.bsky.social
Disgusting of NYT to describe the most criminal conduct of ICE and the massacre of boatmen on the high seas this way:
“Mr. Miller has been the driver of the president’s most muscular actions”
Muscular? Despicable spin.

www.nytimes.com/2026/11/06/u...
In Elevating Stephen Miller, Trump Doubles Down on Hard-Line Agenda
The new White House chief of staff is responsible for some of the most provocative policies of President Trump’s second term, as well as an aggressive approach to executive power.
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
you do not ever have to hand it to one Thomas Massie, but his utter lack of giving a shit is really funny
Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
November 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
We really don’t have to do this anymore.
In deep-red Texas, conservatives are trying to make sense of what just happened to their longtime Republican stronghold. We visited a men’s bible study as they gathered for the first time since the state flipped in the midterm election.
November 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Beware of conservative influencers pivoting left in the next year. They want your attention first and will do what they need to do to get it.
November 6, 2026 at 12:44 PM
WE CAN DO THE SAME TO AI
We killed the Cyber Truck gang. Through sheer force of hatred
November 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
What do you have to offer?
November 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Hegseth on his possible impeachment: "If you want to litigate our success, I'm happy to do it all day long"
November 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Because, of course, what does one do to a mutation but excise it? What does one do to a virus but eradicate it? What does one do with an issue - or question - but find a solution?
November 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
At first I wasn't going to do this Malon but then I realized I'd be a fool not to
November 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
>move to more favorable district for reelection

>>do nothing

>>>lose
GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert will lose reelection to Democrat Eileen Laubacher in Colorado, CNN projects www.cnn.com/2026/11/09/p...
November 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Dear autocorrect

When I type "Do you have a link?" kindly do *not* change it to "Do you have a kink?" Do not do this ever, but PARTICULARLY do not do it when I am emailing my LITERAL MOTHER.

thank you for your attention to this matter etc
November 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Here is the thing, Fox doesn’t know what to do when Dems don’t reaffirm their ridiculous political narrative. This stream of BS is what they feed to their viewers every day. They don’t know what to do when it’s debunked.
FOX NEWS: Get rid of borders?

MANDANI: No

FOX: Get rid of SCOTUS?

MAMDANI: No

FOX: Get rid of jails?

MAMDANI: No

FOX: Do you think DSA is gonna kick you out?

MAMDANI: No
November 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Listen, it’s not the devs fault. They did what they were told to do, what they were paid to do.

CEOs are taking on massive risk.
November 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
We literally can’t afford to do this
November 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Game design is when you tell the player you're going to do something bad to them, and then you do exactly what you told them you'd do
November 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Seriously, somebody do an assessment on that turnip and replace him if he isn't cognitively able to do his fucking job. I can't believe this bullshit timeline we're living through is our reality.
November 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I do love this like three week period when even everyone’s running for president and announcing nice things they want to do.
November 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Rubio, why do you feel the need to inflict tremendous damage on a criminal court? Sounds like something only criminals would want to do.
November 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Fuck no, we're not. You'd do well to quit asking, MAGA. We do not accept your bullshit, traitorous views about a goddamn thing.
November 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM