Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
November 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
just invented the Choilet. not sure if it's the Chosen Toilet or simply a chocolate toilet
November 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
just invented the Choilet. not sure if it's the Chosen Toilet or simply a chocolate toilet
why is gumby's toilet seat that long???
November 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
why is gumby's toilet seat that long???
4yo walked into my office just now and announced “The bad news is, we’re all out of toilet paper!”
November 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
4yo walked into my office just now and announced “The bad news is, we’re all out of toilet paper!”
He looks like a toilet brush.
November 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
He looks like a toilet brush.
STAND. FIGHT.
PUT TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU’RE DONE.
PUT TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU’RE DONE.
November 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
STAND. FIGHT.
PUT TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU’RE DONE.
PUT TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU’RE DONE.
Since toilet rats are evidently a real thing, it makes me wonder about toilet aligators and toilet sharks.
November 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Since toilet rats are evidently a real thing, it makes me wonder about toilet aligators and toilet sharks.
"Nurse. Nurse. Charlie's been sniffing the Toilet Duck again...."
"There'll be civil war in the UK within 12 months, believe me. I've been sayin' it for years."
This is a genuine quote.
This is a genuine quote.
November 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"Nurse. Nurse. Charlie's been sniffing the Toilet Duck again...."
The toilet rat was just the beginning. Now we know the reason it ran out of the toilet!
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November 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The toilet rat was just the beginning. Now we know the reason it ran out of the toilet!
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Good, they have an oxygen toilet
November 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Good, they have an oxygen toilet
“Hey! Where’d all the toilet paper go?!!”
Happy #FursuitFriday !!!!! 🎃💚👻
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Happy #FursuitFriday !!!!! 🎃💚👻
📸: @warrenringtail.bsky.social
November 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
“Hey! Where’d all the toilet paper go?!!”
Happy #FursuitFriday !!!!! 🎃💚👻
📸: @warrenringtail.bsky.social
Happy #FursuitFriday !!!!! 🎃💚👻
📸: @warrenringtail.bsky.social
you have to call it the toilet bowl please tell me it's called the toilet bowl
Spent the day on some very exciting phone calls for what may be the dumbest event of all time.
'The Onion' Plans to Sponsor a College Football Bowl—and Beat Jeff Bezos at His Own Game
The Onion is bidding $400K to sponsor a college football bowl game to boost subscribers past Jeff Bezos' Washington Post. Inside the stunt.
www.inc.com
November 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
you have to call it the toilet bowl please tell me it's called the toilet bowl
Average 26 year-old man: wears boxers, uses the toilet
Me:
Me:
November 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Average 26 year-old man: wears boxers, uses the toilet
Me:
Me:
he's literally living in your old house dude. he's using your toilet.
He’s never been in my house.
He’ll never be in my house.
Thank you for your attention to the matter of my house.
He’ll never be in my house.
Thank you for your attention to the matter of my house.
November 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
he's literally living in your old house dude. he's using your toilet.
brits have started doing this thing where they pretend they have no idea that rules on toilet use have changed & demand you prove it to them
November 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
brits have started doing this thing where they pretend they have no idea that rules on toilet use have changed & demand you prove it to them
November 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I scream. You scream. We're all out of toilet paper.
November 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I scream. You scream. We're all out of toilet paper.
genders are invented by big toilet to sell more doors
November 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
genders are invented by big toilet to sell more doors
BREAKING NEWS…
Cisgendered man, Russell Brand found guilty of attacking a woman in a toilet…
NOTE… NOT a trans woman… a cisgendered man. In a toilet.
Cisgendered man, Russell Brand found guilty of attacking a woman in a toilet…
NOTE… NOT a trans woman… a cisgendered man. In a toilet.
November 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
BREAKING NEWS…
Cisgendered man, Russell Brand found guilty of attacking a woman in a toilet…
NOTE… NOT a trans woman… a cisgendered man. In a toilet.
Cisgendered man, Russell Brand found guilty of attacking a woman in a toilet…
NOTE… NOT a trans woman… a cisgendered man. In a toilet.
Will someone please check in on Pete Hegseth?
Toilet Drunk
Alt: Toilet Drunk
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Will someone please check in on Pete Hegseth?
Imagine this… but a toilet!
November 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Imagine this… but a toilet!
because to flip it, what are tesco supposed to do here?
they've been told they have to restrict toilet access based on birth sex, how else are they supposed to do this other than gender stereotypes?
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...
they've been told they have to restrict toilet access based on birth sex, how else are they supposed to do this other than gender stereotypes?
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...
Woman with alopecia accused of being male while using female toilet at Tesco
Helen Rowlands said she was questioned about her gender while visiting Tesco Extra in Trinity Square, Gateshead
www.chroniclelive.co.uk
November 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
because to flip it, what are tesco supposed to do here?
they've been told they have to restrict toilet access based on birth sex, how else are they supposed to do this other than gender stereotypes?
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...
they've been told they have to restrict toilet access based on birth sex, how else are they supposed to do this other than gender stereotypes?
www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-e...
Turns out that she wanted to confess her toilet had clogged earlier that day.
November 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Turns out that she wanted to confess her toilet had clogged earlier that day.
Checking in on the latest Mary-Ann Stephenson "Nobody is expecting there to be a "toilet police"" news:
The thing they say won't happen happened (certainly isn't the first, and won't be the last).
I thought they could always tell, and as the chair of the EHRC put it, "human beings are very good at telling the sex of somebody...we do that on multiple points of information".
I thought they could always tell, and as the chair of the EHRC put it, "human beings are very good at telling the sex of somebody...we do that on multiple points of information".
Woman with alopecia accused of being male while using female toilet at Tesco
Helen Rowlands said she was questioned about her gender while visiting Tesco Extra in Trinity Square, Gateshead
www.chroniclelive.co.uk
November 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Checking in on the latest Mary-Ann Stephenson "Nobody is expecting there to be a "toilet police"" news:
Mothers Piss Themselves And Masturbate In The Toilet On Parents' Day
November 6, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Mothers Piss Themselves And Masturbate In The Toilet On Parents' Day