#TooManyCookies
The next time I get a silly notion like “I think I’ll make traditional linzer cookies for an entire team at Apple HQ”, could you all please shout at me that there’s a reason I haven’t made the damn ornery things in two decades? Thanks. 😆

#Baking #SwearingWhilstBaking
#INeedADrink
#TooManyCookies
April 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
How many cookies does the formula 1 website want to drop on your browser? Many, many more than you were expecting I’d wager! #TooManyCookies

I took a video scrolling through the list and it took over a minute!
August 13, 2023 at 7:53 AM
If I’ve been sitting too much and starting to feel like a slug, I’ll do some body weight squats just to get some movement in. When I do deep squats like this it’s more for range of motion and to knock the rust off. #toomanycookies #startwhereyouare #agingshouldntsuck
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM