September 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Me, just now: "Is it tomorrow? AM I LATE FOR WORK?!"
No, just traded my entire evening, dinner plans, and tonight’s sleep schedule for a 3-hour micro-coma. 10/10 power nap. Very refreshed. 😭😂
#NapFail #AccidentalComa #PostWorkProblems #LostTheEvening #WhatDayIsIt #TooOldForThis #NapsGoneWrong
No, just traded my entire evening, dinner plans, and tonight’s sleep schedule for a 3-hour micro-coma. 10/10 power nap. Very refreshed. 😭😂
#NapFail #AccidentalComa #PostWorkProblems #LostTheEvening #WhatDayIsIt #TooOldForThis #NapsGoneWrong
August 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Me, just now: "Is it tomorrow? AM I LATE FOR WORK?!"
No, just traded my entire evening, dinner plans, and tonight’s sleep schedule for a 3-hour micro-coma. 10/10 power nap. Very refreshed. 😭😂
#NapFail #AccidentalComa #PostWorkProblems #LostTheEvening #WhatDayIsIt #TooOldForThis #NapsGoneWrong
No, just traded my entire evening, dinner plans, and tonight’s sleep schedule for a 3-hour micro-coma. 10/10 power nap. Very refreshed. 😭😂
#NapFail #AccidentalComa #PostWorkProblems #LostTheEvening #WhatDayIsIt #TooOldForThis #NapsGoneWrong
Went to see Wicked at the Orpheum Theater last night. It was magical, and a special experience with my beloved sister.
Also I am officially too old to get home at midnight and be at work at 7am.
#wicked #theather #sisters #toooldforthis
Also I am officially too old to get home at midnight and be at work at 7am.
#wicked #theather #sisters #toooldforthis
August 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Went to see Wicked at the Orpheum Theater last night. It was magical, and a special experience with my beloved sister.
Also I am officially too old to get home at midnight and be at work at 7am.
#wicked #theather #sisters #toooldforthis
Also I am officially too old to get home at midnight and be at work at 7am.
#wicked #theather #sisters #toooldforthis
Gen X check-in! What's one thing you're officially too old to pretend you enjoy anymore?
From crowded concerts to group texts, we've earned the right to choose our peace. Drop your answer in the comments!
No judgment!
#GenXUnplugged
#TooOldForThis
#ChooseYourPeace #GenXTruth
#NoFakesGiven
From crowded concerts to group texts, we've earned the right to choose our peace. Drop your answer in the comments!
No judgment!
#GenXUnplugged
#TooOldForThis
#ChooseYourPeace #GenXTruth
#NoFakesGiven
July 20, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Gen X check-in! What's one thing you're officially too old to pretend you enjoy anymore?
From crowded concerts to group texts, we've earned the right to choose our peace. Drop your answer in the comments!
No judgment!
#GenXUnplugged
#TooOldForThis
#ChooseYourPeace #GenXTruth
#NoFakesGiven
From crowded concerts to group texts, we've earned the right to choose our peace. Drop your answer in the comments!
No judgment!
#GenXUnplugged
#TooOldForThis
#ChooseYourPeace #GenXTruth
#NoFakesGiven
No tiles this time just paint. #TooOldForThis
July 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
No tiles this time just paint. #TooOldForThis
I've just finished 12 months of studio build and yard renos.
New studio, six garden beds, rockery and pond, new fencing and paving, and hubby retrofitted the old shed. I finished the pond area today.
The walk in to the studio is lovely now!
#gardenlife
#toooldforthis
#potterystudio
New studio, six garden beds, rockery and pond, new fencing and paving, and hubby retrofitted the old shed. I finished the pond area today.
The walk in to the studio is lovely now!
#gardenlife
#toooldforthis
#potterystudio
June 26, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I've just finished 12 months of studio build and yard renos.
New studio, six garden beds, rockery and pond, new fencing and paving, and hubby retrofitted the old shed. I finished the pond area today.
The walk in to the studio is lovely now!
#gardenlife
#toooldforthis
#potterystudio
New studio, six garden beds, rockery and pond, new fencing and paving, and hubby retrofitted the old shed. I finished the pond area today.
The walk in to the studio is lovely now!
#gardenlife
#toooldforthis
#potterystudio
Meanwhile over on #TooOldForThis I'm realizing I REALLY want to interview the Rizzler.
June 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Meanwhile over on #TooOldForThis I'm realizing I REALLY want to interview the Rizzler.
#TooOldForThis #SamanthaDowning #ThrillerBooks #BookReview #BookTok #BookThreads #DarkHumor #WomenWhoKill #CrimeFiction #BeneahttheWeightofWaterhttps://substack.com/home/post/p-199086534
Too Old for This by Samantha Downing: The High Cost of a Quiet Retirement
A retired killer wants peace, but old secrets, aching joints, and one nosy journalist turn quiet retirement into bloody dark comedy.
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June 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
#TooOldForThis #SamanthaDowning #ThrillerBooks #BookReview #BookTok #BookThreads #DarkHumor #WomenWhoKill #CrimeFiction #BeneahttheWeightofWaterhttps://substack.com/home/post/p-199086534
Me culling 600 words from a report: “This still sentence? 🧐”
#MIT #masters #saturdays #essay #toooldforthis
#MIT #masters #saturdays #essay #toooldforthis
March 28, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Me culling 600 words from a report: “This still sentence? 🧐”
#MIT #masters #saturdays #essay #toooldforthis
#MIT #masters #saturdays #essay #toooldforthis
Too Old For This Review @netgalley.bsky.social @samanthadowning.bsky.social #TooOldForThis #books #reading #booksky
March 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Too Old For This Review @netgalley.bsky.social @samanthadowning.bsky.social #TooOldForThis #books #reading #booksky
The morning after the day before #hungover #toooldforthis
March 26, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The morning after the day before #hungover #toooldforthis
Our bodies and minds react so much worse in our 30’s than our 20’s | Your EX Drinking Buddy EP 285 #comedy #soberpodcast #comedypodcast #aging #toooldforthis
March 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Our bodies and minds react so much worse in our 30’s than our 20’s | Your EX Drinking Buddy EP 285 #comedy #soberpodcast #comedypodcast #aging #toooldforthis
LIVE for a #Packers mock offseason! Cuts, mock drafts, and more with a couple listener legends!
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Fixing the Packers in 1 Offseason (Feat. Tyler Dirschel and TooOldForThis!)
YouTube video by DERAILED Podcast: Packers, NFL Draft, College FB
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February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
LIVE for a #Packers mock offseason! Cuts, mock drafts, and more with a couple listener legends!
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This old woman got a cardio workout. Sidewalks, path to bird feeders, & driveway scooped.
rarely see this white stuff (thankful!), & fortunately it wasn't the Snowmaggeden predicted. 7.5" is still about 5" more than we usually get all winter.
Now, where's the Bengay and Tylenol.
#toooldforthis
rarely see this white stuff (thankful!), & fortunately it wasn't the Snowmaggeden predicted. 7.5" is still about 5" more than we usually get all winter.
Now, where's the Bengay and Tylenol.
#toooldforthis
January 27, 2026 at 12:10 AM
This old woman got a cardio workout. Sidewalks, path to bird feeders, & driveway scooped.
rarely see this white stuff (thankful!), & fortunately it wasn't the Snowmaggeden predicted. 7.5" is still about 5" more than we usually get all winter.
Now, where's the Bengay and Tylenol.
#toooldforthis
rarely see this white stuff (thankful!), & fortunately it wasn't the Snowmaggeden predicted. 7.5" is still about 5" more than we usually get all winter.
Now, where's the Bengay and Tylenol.
#toooldforthis
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I just started this and it’s seems like a sweet little old lady killed someone and this isn’t the first time. She’s not actually that sweet. 😱 Why is she killing people? I don’t know yet but I’m hooked. #booksky #toooldforthis #samanthadowning
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I just started this and it’s seems like a sweet little old lady killed someone and this isn’t the first time. She’s not actually that sweet. 😱 Why is she killing people? I don’t know yet but I’m hooked. #booksky #toooldforthis #samanthadowning
2025 is almost at a close, which means it’s time to announce our 2025 Members’ Choice Finalists as voted on by the community! 🏆✨
#aardvarkbookclub #toooldforthis #americanrapture #bateaterandothernamesforcorazeng #whenthewolfcomeshome #awitchsguidetomagicalinnkeeping #thebuffalohunterhunter
#aardvarkbookclub #toooldforthis #americanrapture #bateaterandothernamesforcorazeng #whenthewolfcomeshome #awitchsguidetomagicalinnkeeping #thebuffalohunterhunter
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
2025 is almost at a close, which means it’s time to announce our 2025 Members’ Choice Finalists as voted on by the community! 🏆✨
#aardvarkbookclub #toooldforthis #americanrapture #bateaterandothernamesforcorazeng #whenthewolfcomeshome #awitchsguidetomagicalinnkeeping #thebuffalohunterhunter
#aardvarkbookclub #toooldforthis #americanrapture #bateaterandothernamesforcorazeng #whenthewolfcomeshome #awitchsguidetomagicalinnkeeping #thebuffalohunterhunter
Grl, I'm over 40... my hips DO lie... they lie to me all the time. Thats why they got me doing the squats. #fitness #over40 #millennial #tired #toooldforthis #monday
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Grl, I'm over 40... my hips DO lie... they lie to me all the time. Thats why they got me doing the squats. #fitness #over40 #millennial #tired #toooldforthis #monday
Gremlin is gremlining and I'm considering getting on a city bus and just seeing where it takes me.
#TooOldForThis
#TooOldForThis
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gremlin is gremlining and I'm considering getting on a city bus and just seeing where it takes me.
#TooOldForThis
#TooOldForThis
These women are gonna ☠️ me, I swear! Can yall fresh gaybies take one day off from from this BS and leave an elder gay alone 😂 #toooldforthis
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
These women are gonna ☠️ me, I swear! Can yall fresh gaybies take one day off from from this BS and leave an elder gay alone 😂 #toooldforthis
I’ve watched this game too long to give up now. It’s only 1:45 am, right? #toooldforthis #topofthe18th
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I’ve watched this game too long to give up now. It’s only 1:45 am, right? #toooldforthis #topofthe18th
Relatable life truth: I'm getting too old for this shit. Get the iconic quote tee. 👴
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#TooOldForThis #Relatable #FunnyQuote #LifeIsHard #Humor
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#TooOldForThis #Relatable #FunnyQuote #LifeIsHard #Humor
October 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Relatable life truth: I'm getting too old for this shit. Get the iconic quote tee. 👴
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#TooOldForThis #Relatable #FunnyQuote #LifeIsHard #Humor
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#TooOldForThis #Relatable #FunnyQuote #LifeIsHard #Humor
Aggressively Chaotic Energy | Too Old For Kalogeras Sisters
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October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
