i don't even like travel i just need to use up the little toothpastes my dentist gives me
May 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
i don't even like travel i just need to use up the little toothpastes my dentist gives me
I bought 48 bars of soup, 12 toothbrushes, and 8 toothpastes.
My personal level of consumer confidence has reached the level of buying an extra 30-pack of toilet paper
April 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I bought 48 bars of soup, 12 toothbrushes, and 8 toothpastes.
I don’t like how many brands are selling multiple fluoride free toothpastes.
October 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I don’t like how many brands are selling multiple fluoride free toothpastes.
i think it is great that even after electing trump a second time, one of the two major parties is falling even further into madness arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Texas goes after toothpaste in escalating fight over fluoride
Colgate and Crest toothpastes are in the crosshairs.
arstechnica.com
May 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i think it is great that even after electing trump a second time, one of the two major parties is falling even further into madness arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Mine is now in Day 4,328 of us having our own toothpastes
How’s your marriage? Mine is now in Day 11,468 of fixing the toothpaste so it’s squeezed from the bottom of the tube after she squeezed it in the middle.
October 18, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Mine is now in Day 4,328 of us having our own toothpastes
"Maybe your teeth are so sensitive because you use two toothpastes and it's confusing your teeth"
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A question from Reddit that I'll answer here:
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
August 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
"Maybe your teeth are so sensitive because you use two toothpastes and it's confusing your teeth"
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my buddy White Rhonda got pregnant from brushing with 3 different toothpastes at once
March 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
my buddy White Rhonda got pregnant from brushing with 3 different toothpastes at once
i refill travel-sized toothpastes by holding them tightly against the "parent toothpaste" tube and squeezing the parent. we should be friends.
June 21, 2026 at 1:37 PM
i refill travel-sized toothpastes by holding them tightly against the "parent toothpaste" tube and squeezing the parent. we should be friends.
I'm one of those cunts who gives kids toothbrushes and mini toothpastes when they come around trick or treating on Halloween. Looking forward to doing it again this year, already stocked up. At least someone is looking after your kid's teeth.
October 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm one of those cunts who gives kids toothbrushes and mini toothpastes when they come around trick or treating on Halloween. Looking forward to doing it again this year, already stocked up. At least someone is looking after your kid's teeth.
Tooth whitening toothpastes don’t really whiten your teeth, they just dim everything else in your field of vision a little bit
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Tooth whitening toothpastes don’t really whiten your teeth, they just dim everything else in your field of vision a little bit
Texas goes after toothpaste in escalating fight over fluoride arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Texas goes after toothpaste in escalating fight over fluoride
Colgate and Crest toothpastes are in the crosshairs.
arstechnica.com
May 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Texas goes after toothpaste in escalating fight over fluoride arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Check if any of my toothpastes is made in America. Fortunately none. :)
Toothpaste widely contaminated with lead and other metals, US research finds
Toothpaste widely contaminated with lead and other metals, US research finds
Most of 51 brands tested, including those for children, contained dangerous heavy metal
www.theguardian.com
April 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Check if any of my toothpastes is made in America. Fortunately none. :)
best toothpaste . toothpastes tier list . most op toothpastes 2025 . I survived 100 days eating nothing but toothpaste . best color toothpaste
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
best toothpaste . toothpastes tier list . most op toothpastes 2025 . I survived 100 days eating nothing but toothpaste . best color toothpaste
do not talk to me or my tiny toothpastes ever again
October 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
do not talk to me or my tiny toothpastes ever again
Then I find out today that Florida has banned the practice of fluoridating water supplies and I guess we'll find out if the existing toothpastes are enough. They've turned themselves into a giant lab rat.
September 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Then I find out today that Florida has banned the practice of fluoridating water supplies and I guess we'll find out if the existing toothpastes are enough. They've turned themselves into a giant lab rat.
Parts of this country have lost their goddamned minds.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Texas goes after toothpaste in escalating fight over fluoride
Colgate and Crest toothpastes are in the crosshairs.
arstechnica.com
May 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Parts of this country have lost their goddamned minds.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Line of cocktail-flavored toothpastes
January 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Line of cocktail-flavored toothpastes
Oh, that’s a good comparison! And yeah, I don’t think it taste like toothpaste at all. Toothpastes are usually minty. I don’t think there’s anything minty in root beer.
Tamarind-adjacent? Also, what on earth are you people brushing your teeth with
July 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh, that’s a good comparison! And yeah, I don’t think it taste like toothpaste at all. Toothpastes are usually minty. I don’t think there’s anything minty in root beer.
It gives me great comfort when manufacturers of face cream and toothpaste put "developed by dermatologists" and "developed by dentists" on their packaging. Helps me distinguish from those face creams and toothpastes developed by accountants and forklift operators.
January 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It gives me great comfort when manufacturers of face cream and toothpaste put "developed by dermatologists" and "developed by dentists" on their packaging. Helps me distinguish from those face creams and toothpastes developed by accountants and forklift operators.
It’s wild to me how many toothpastes out there advertise themselves as fluoride free with evident pride. Just bragging about not working
April 22, 2024 at 4:13 PM
It’s wild to me how many toothpastes out there advertise themselves as fluoride free with evident pride. Just bragging about not working
My extra-sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
July 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My extra-sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it
when I use other toothpastes.
when I use other toothpastes.
May 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it
when I use other toothpastes.
when I use other toothpastes.
There are currently EIGHT open and in-use toothpastes in my bathroom.
There are four people in this house and five different toothpastes currently in use. I feel like Dril with his candles.
May 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
There are currently EIGHT open and in-use toothpastes in my bathroom.