My torts exam writes itself.
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My torts exam writes itself.
New Torts exam hypo just dropped
if the name "sauron" wasn't evil enough on its own, they just casually mention the idea of killbots and murdering their own employees out of paranoid delusions
December 5, 2024 at 6:54 PM
New Torts exam hypo just dropped
contracts professor / torts professor / constitutional law professor
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
contracts professor / torts professor / constitutional law professor
I should’ve taught torts.
January 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I should’ve taught torts.
My torts exam writes itself.
A man in Pennsylvania had been cleaning a shotgun and placed it on the bed. Officers were informed that “a dog had jumped up onto the bed, causing the shotgun to go off, which openly struck the male.”
Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, Police Say
The man had been cleaning a shotgun and placed it on the bed shortly before it was fired. He received treatment at an area hospital.
nyti.ms
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My torts exam writes itself.
Thinking of starting a new magazine about Elon’s business shenanigans called Torts Illustrated.
July 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thinking of starting a new magazine about Elon’s business shenanigans called Torts Illustrated.
Torts class is like battling in Thunderdome but with index cards.
March 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Torts class is like battling in Thunderdome but with index cards.
Got grades for 2 of my 3 spring semester classes.
Contracts: B
Torts: C
My first C in law school. Ugh. Meh. I knew I was gonna get one in either torts or contracts. Tomorrow get grade for legal writing. Probably a B. So I survived and will keep on keeping on. Meh and meh.
Contracts: B
Torts: C
My first C in law school. Ugh. Meh. I knew I was gonna get one in either torts or contracts. Tomorrow get grade for legal writing. Probably a B. So I survived and will keep on keeping on. Meh and meh.
June 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Got grades for 2 of my 3 spring semester classes.
Contracts: B
Torts: C
My first C in law school. Ugh. Meh. I knew I was gonna get one in either torts or contracts. Tomorrow get grade for legal writing. Probably a B. So I survived and will keep on keeping on. Meh and meh.
Contracts: B
Torts: C
My first C in law school. Ugh. Meh. I knew I was gonna get one in either torts or contracts. Tomorrow get grade for legal writing. Probably a B. So I survived and will keep on keeping on. Meh and meh.
*increasing in volume* torts torts torts Torts Torts Torts TORTS TORTS TORTS
April 17, 2024 at 6:16 PM
*increasing in volume* torts torts torts Torts Torts Torts TORTS TORTS TORTS
Finished first Torts class. We went over 10-plus cases on intentional torts. I had my cryptically written index cards and was ready (or close enough to ‘ready). That was a quick 1.5 hours. Now I wanna read and fall asleep.
January 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Finished first Torts class. We went over 10-plus cases on intentional torts. I had my cryptically written index cards and was ready (or close enough to ‘ready). That was a quick 1.5 hours. Now I wanna read and fall asleep.
I should’ve taught torts.
July 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I should’ve taught torts.
Your torts exam writes itself
May 31, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Your torts exam writes itself
There has to be a way to work this into a torts class.
April 15, 2024 at 1:05 AM
There has to be a way to work this into a torts class.
Torts welcoming Kuzmenko.
January 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Torts welcoming Kuzmenko.
For those who teach Torts or Advanced Torts: www.nytimes.com/2025/07/06/u...
Officials Feared Flood Risk to Youth Camps but Rejected Warning System
www.nytimes.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
For those who teach Torts or Advanced Torts: www.nytimes.com/2025/07/06/u...
Michkov post-Torts
March 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Michkov post-Torts
🐈🐈⬛We sharing torts today?
February 12, 2024 at 4:28 PM
🐈🐈⬛We sharing torts today?
Here we go, TORTS and PREYERS!!!
🙏🙏🙏
🙏🙏🙏
Joel Osteen’s mega church got $4.4 million in PPP loans, pays zero in taxes, owns two houses in Houston with one a 17,000-square-foot residence features six bedrooms, six bathrooms, three elevators, a one-bedroom guest house, and a pool house that Jesus died for.
May 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Here we go, TORTS and PREYERS!!!
🙏🙏🙏
🙏🙏🙏
On ne meurt pas de supprimer un post et de reconnaître ses torts.
Hier, l'humoriste Alexis le rossignol publie un start pack a la con. On a été nombreux.ses a lui dire "bah wesh non".
Aujourd'hui, il a suppr + fait une vidéo pour expliquer qu'il était pas assez renseigné et qu'il a compris + remercier les gens qui lui ont signalé.
ET IL N'EST PAS MORT.
👁️👄👁️
Aujourd'hui, il a suppr + fait une vidéo pour expliquer qu'il était pas assez renseigné et qu'il a compris + remercier les gens qui lui ont signalé.
ET IL N'EST PAS MORT.
👁️👄👁️
April 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
On ne meurt pas de supprimer un post et de reconnaître ses torts.
🚨🚨🚨🚨TORTS EXAM FACT PATTERN ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Exclusive: Meta has appropriated the names and likenesses of celebrities — including Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway and Selena Gomez — to create dozens of flirty social-media chatbots without their permission, Reuters has found reut.rs/3JWb00R
Exclusive: Meta created flirty chatbots of Taylor Swift, other celebrities without permission
Meta has appropriated the names and likenesses of celebrities – including Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway and Selena Gomez – to create dozens of flirty social-media chatbots without their permission, Reuters has found.
reut.rs
August 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
🚨🚨🚨🚨TORTS EXAM FACT PATTERN ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨
"Gentner Drummond" that's not a guy that's a midsized toxic torts defense law firm
June 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
"Gentner Drummond" that's not a guy that's a midsized toxic torts defense law firm
Torts Will Return
June 16, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Torts Will Return
YALL I PASSED MY FORST YEAR OF LAW SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
YALL I PASSED MY FORST YEAR OF LAW SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, the lesser known privacy torts getting a WORKOUT with the advent of AI
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane.
What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
September 26, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Man, the lesser known privacy torts getting a WORKOUT with the advent of AI