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October 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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We are deeply sorry that you were offended.

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October 4, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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#diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally
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February 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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#LEGO has made it clear that it does not release any #religious sets; this one is purely #historical and #architectural.

(All their Sukkot #holiday sets and Omer counter boxes are #TotallySecular #cultural sets, not at all aligned with any one #religion.)

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June 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Welcome to the Third Grade!

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/welcome-to-the-third-grade-6be13216ec2f

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September 10, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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Shabbat shalom,
Principal Dani Stein

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8/8
December 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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My Christian friend Christina was complaining to me yesterday that she feels social pressure to buy a #tacky #RoshHashanah shirt for our #TotallySecular office #HolidayParty coming up.

1/5
September 8, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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My favorite #TotallySecular song for the season!

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November 4, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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The classic American housewarming gift: a #TotallySecular household scroll box, the universal symbol of a new house! #MedinatAmerica

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November 3, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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We can’t wait to hear all about your family traditions for #TheHolidays.

Chag sameach!
Ms. Adi Lieberman

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8/8
September 12, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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#DearParents,

Moadim l'simcha!

We hope you have had a wonderful #HolidaySeason so far. We'd like to remind you all of our annual Magen Avraham #PublicSchool community #Holiday #Booth #Party…

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September 26, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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What was I supposed to do differently‽

#TotallySecular #inclusivity #inclusive
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #TheHolidays
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December 11, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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#diversity #inclusivity
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#Holiday #Holidays #TheHolidays #TheHolidaySeason #HolidaySeason #TisTheSeason #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear #HighHolidays
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October 16, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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#TotallySecular #chag #chagim
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5/5
September 13, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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Note: Participants in the party will be dismissed early from #work; if you do not wish to participate in the party, you may continue to work at your desk for the rest of the workday.

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4/4
September 7, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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Thank you, and #ChagSameach to EVERYONE!
Pnina Pearlman

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6/6
September 15, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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Dear Geveret Collins,

Your son failed to complete the #homework assigned this past Thirdday…

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There is no Christian mitzvah associated with extorting candy from homeowners | by JewWhoHasItAll | Nov, 2023 | Medium
Your son failed to complete the homework assigned this past Thirdday. As I discussed with the class, the task was pretty simple — watch a documentary and answer a short page of multiple choice…
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November 5, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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Use your imagination, be creative!

#ChagSameach!
The Third Grade teaching team,
Sapir Goldstein, Alona Taib, and Dan Kapach

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September 11, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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Accommodations for The Holidays

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/accommodations-for-the-holidays-baea0b027b1

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September 14, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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#ChagSameach! The Third Grade teaching team,
Sapir Goldstein, Alona Taib, and Dan Kapach

#chag #chagim #holidays #TotallySecular
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September 12, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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Signed,
The Office of Superintendent Chana Weiss
District of Columbia Public Schools

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5/5
Some parents are prosecuted or fined when children miss school
School officials often work with families to resolve problems that hamper attendance. But students may also be found “truant,” which can lead to more-severe consequences.
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January 4, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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#DearTeachers,
Shavua tov!

We hope you are settling back into your routine after the end of #TheHolidaySeason! However... if any of your students identify as Christian...

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If any of your students identify as Christian… | by JewWhoHasItAll | Oct, 2023 | Medium
However, the Christian students at Rashbi Elementary School are not quite done with their Christian chagim. Even though we all just got back from Fall Break, they may be asking for some days off…
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October 30, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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#DearParents,

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September 18, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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Thank you!
The Third Grade Teaching Team,
Sapir Goldstein, Alona Taib, and Dan Kapach

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#MedinatAmerica

4/4
September 13, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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Thanks for writing.
Shana tova and g’mar chatimah tova!
Alona Taib
(on behalf of the Third Grade Team)

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#MedinatAmerica

5/5
September 14, 2023 at 8:00 PM