I made a crayon box!!! Rawwrr!!!
He's a mini toychest mimic and he loves to eat crayons
He's a mini toychest mimic and he loves to eat crayons
July 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I made a crayon box!!! Rawwrr!!!
He's a mini toychest mimic and he loves to eat crayons
He's a mini toychest mimic and he loves to eat crayons
Thought maybe the Dolphins might hook me up tonight but I’m gonna go ahead and put those hopes back in the toychest
November 29, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Thought maybe the Dolphins might hook me up tonight but I’m gonna go ahead and put those hopes back in the toychest
When reached for comment from the bottom of the toychest, the Magic 8 Ball said "Situation hazy."
Wilhelm screaming as I find out that actual journalists reporting on Grok quote Grok as a primary source as if it is a sentient person
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
When reached for comment from the bottom of the toychest, the Magic 8 Ball said "Situation hazy."
Better lighting now it is day
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Better lighting now it is day
ALRIGHT YOU TWISTED MY NUTS.
FULL ON PATREON
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#tadc #tadcnsfw #nsfwtadc #genitalcircus #toychest #abstractcomedy #abstragedy #scaredylovers #funnydoll #ribbonrags #ragazoob
FULL ON PATREON
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#tadc #tadcnsfw #nsfwtadc #genitalcircus #toychest #abstractcomedy #abstragedy #scaredylovers #funnydoll #ribbonrags #ragazoob
June 17, 2026 at 3:40 AM
ALRIGHT YOU TWISTED MY NUTS.
FULL ON PATREON
www.patreon.com/c/BemusedPan
corporate will hear about this.
#tadc #tadcnsfw #nsfwtadc #genitalcircus #toychest #abstractcomedy #abstragedy #scaredylovers #funnydoll #ribbonrags #ragazoob
FULL ON PATREON
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corporate will hear about this.
#tadc #tadcnsfw #nsfwtadc #genitalcircus #toychest #abstractcomedy #abstragedy #scaredylovers #funnydoll #ribbonrags #ragazoob
yea 100%, i’ve been saying this too
there have been so many stories about good movies being failures cause they couldn’t outgross their ad spend
this feels like frantically looking at the ip toychest and grabbing whatever
there have been so many stories about good movies being failures cause they couldn’t outgross their ad spend
this feels like frantically looking at the ip toychest and grabbing whatever
August 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
yea 100%, i’ve been saying this too
there have been so many stories about good movies being failures cause they couldn’t outgross their ad spend
this feels like frantically looking at the ip toychest and grabbing whatever
there have been so many stories about good movies being failures cause they couldn’t outgross their ad spend
this feels like frantically looking at the ip toychest and grabbing whatever
Okay yeah love this vibe.
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Okay yeah love this vibe.
You know.
I'm not trying to be the most important person in your life.
Just someone you reach for in your toychest when you get bored and lonely every once in a while.
I'm not trying to be the most important person in your life.
Just someone you reach for in your toychest when you get bored and lonely every once in a while.
April 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You know.
I'm not trying to be the most important person in your life.
Just someone you reach for in your toychest when you get bored and lonely every once in a while.
I'm not trying to be the most important person in your life.
Just someone you reach for in your toychest when you get bored and lonely every once in a while.
Oh my god this is such an important idea
"Gender is a construct, gender is a performance", sure, whatever
More importantly
Gender is a sandbox, gender is a toychest, gender is a grab-bag of candies of all flavors
"Gender is a construct, gender is a performance", sure, whatever
More importantly
Gender is a sandbox, gender is a toychest, gender is a grab-bag of candies of all flavors
October 11, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Oh my god this is such an important idea
"Gender is a construct, gender is a performance", sure, whatever
More importantly
Gender is a sandbox, gender is a toychest, gender is a grab-bag of candies of all flavors
"Gender is a construct, gender is a performance", sure, whatever
More importantly
Gender is a sandbox, gender is a toychest, gender is a grab-bag of candies of all flavors
Oh Look, the torries are digging deep in the Fash Toychest today!
May 25, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Oh Look, the torries are digging deep in the Fash Toychest today!
Looks like Sam's investigation of Timmy's Toychest caught a snag when Timmy decided to test out his new Laffy Launcher on her. And with an Infinite Guzzleplugg tied in her mouth with his Everchew Gummilly Ropes, she's not going anywhere soon! #did
Art by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social
Art by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Looks like Sam's investigation of Timmy's Toychest caught a snag when Timmy decided to test out his new Laffy Launcher on her. And with an Infinite Guzzleplugg tied in her mouth with his Everchew Gummilly Ropes, she's not going anywhere soon! #did
Art by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social
Art by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social
Therapy isn't enough. I'm re-living the childhood that was robbed from me for being the eldest immigrant daughter and that's why I want plushies and dollies and a toychest and a doll house and binge-watch Sesame Street, Bluey, and Cory Carson. 😭
May 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Therapy isn't enough. I'm re-living the childhood that was robbed from me for being the eldest immigrant daughter and that's why I want plushies and dollies and a toychest and a doll house and binge-watch Sesame Street, Bluey, and Cory Carson. 😭
This is Magic. It would like you to open the weird toychest in its room.
May 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is Magic. It would like you to open the weird toychest in its room.
Damn I didn’t realize I hadn’t shared these . This is Darcy O’Brian aka Granny Biscot and Timmy of Timmy’s Toychest done by the amazing duo @pyperhaylie.bsky.social and @pixeljail.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Damn I didn’t realize I hadn’t shared these . This is Darcy O’Brian aka Granny Biscot and Timmy of Timmy’s Toychest done by the amazing duo @pyperhaylie.bsky.social and @pixeljail.com
“I hate writing, but I love having written" is kind of alien to me. Like, writing is the fun part, sure, but also I kind of dislike "having written." The possibilities of the text are foreclosed by actualization. To "finish" is to lock the toy in the toychest forever.
May 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“I hate writing, but I love having written" is kind of alien to me. Like, writing is the fun part, sure, but also I kind of dislike "having written." The possibilities of the text are foreclosed by actualization. To "finish" is to lock the toy in the toychest forever.
like i know we're all reminiscing about 2016, the last year anybody felt true and complete love for life and online, but leave that one in the toychest, it was busted when we got it
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
like i know we're all reminiscing about 2016, the last year anybody felt true and complete love for life and online, but leave that one in the toychest, it was busted when we got it
Next commercial is gonna be like "So, you're still playing with toys?" *toychest full of blurred Nintendo merchandise*
"That's cool. Come check out OUR toys."
*Skeleton convulsing in front of a rapidly-flashing TV*
"That's cool. Come check out OUR toys."
*Skeleton convulsing in front of a rapidly-flashing TV*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYOf...
Leave the open road behind and come race on our level.
Early Unlock is live one week from today for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Digital Deluxe Edition owners*, so pre-order the game here: RaceCrossWorlds.com
*Early Unlock not available for Nintendo Switch
Leave the open road behind and come race on our level.
Early Unlock is live one week from today for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Digital Deluxe Edition owners*, so pre-order the game here: RaceCrossWorlds.com
*Early Unlock not available for Nintendo Switch
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - Come Race on Our Level Commercial
YouTube video by Sonic the Hedgehog
www.youtube.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Next commercial is gonna be like "So, you're still playing with toys?" *toychest full of blurred Nintendo merchandise*
"That's cool. Come check out OUR toys."
*Skeleton convulsing in front of a rapidly-flashing TV*
"That's cool. Come check out OUR toys."
*Skeleton convulsing in front of a rapidly-flashing TV*
The fact that the kaiju they're fighting in the premiere isn't one of Marvel's existing kaiju like Giganto or Fin Fang Foom betrays a larger disinterest in their own toychest...
December 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
The fact that the kaiju they're fighting in the premiere isn't one of Marvel's existing kaiju like Giganto or Fin Fang Foom betrays a larger disinterest in their own toychest...
GOBLIN STRIP GAME!
Y'all are good
So is she
What's it to be? Toychest? Underwear? Boots?
Don't keep a goblin waiting
Y'all are good
So is she
What's it to be? Toychest? Underwear? Boots?
Don't keep a goblin waiting
December 20, 2023 at 8:28 PM
GOBLIN STRIP GAME!
Y'all are good
So is she
What's it to be? Toychest? Underwear? Boots?
Don't keep a goblin waiting
Y'all are good
So is she
What's it to be? Toychest? Underwear? Boots?
Don't keep a goblin waiting
Awww someone turned their DMs into a little toychest! 🤭
Dressing up each one and placing them in the chest for later playtime
When you open the chest, each one looks back with wide eyes
As you think to yourself “which one do I want to play with today” 🩷
Dressing up each one and placing them in the chest for later playtime
When you open the chest, each one looks back with wide eyes
As you think to yourself “which one do I want to play with today” 🩷
August 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Awww someone turned their DMs into a little toychest! 🤭
Dressing up each one and placing them in the chest for later playtime
When you open the chest, each one looks back with wide eyes
As you think to yourself “which one do I want to play with today” 🩷
Dressing up each one and placing them in the chest for later playtime
When you open the chest, each one looks back with wide eyes
As you think to yourself “which one do I want to play with today” 🩷
Honorable to the last breath, Keybolt obviously despised the graceless pack of odiferous ruffians on his ship, lips curling in disgust whenever one of his handlers so much as farted into their pungent padding.
"I'm the only one who knows where your hoard went, Toychest! Take me! Leave them!"
⬇️
"I'm the only one who knows where your hoard went, Toychest! Take me! Leave them!"
⬇️
February 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Honorable to the last breath, Keybolt obviously despised the graceless pack of odiferous ruffians on his ship, lips curling in disgust whenever one of his handlers so much as farted into their pungent padding.
"I'm the only one who knows where your hoard went, Toychest! Take me! Leave them!"
⬇️
"I'm the only one who knows where your hoard went, Toychest! Take me! Leave them!"
⬇️
But when infamous Captain Toychest had needed an example, someone to demonstrate his pirate curse, Grayson(?) came into his grasp.
You couldn't recall if he'd volunteered or was taken. It was too much to remember his last moments as the sailor he chose to be, it seemed.
You know he got a gift.
⬇️
You couldn't recall if he'd volunteered or was taken. It was too much to remember his last moments as the sailor he chose to be, it seemed.
You know he got a gift.
⬇️
February 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
But when infamous Captain Toychest had needed an example, someone to demonstrate his pirate curse, Grayson(?) came into his grasp.
You couldn't recall if he'd volunteered or was taken. It was too much to remember his last moments as the sailor he chose to be, it seemed.
You know he got a gift.
⬇️
You couldn't recall if he'd volunteered or was taken. It was too much to remember his last moments as the sailor he chose to be, it seemed.
You know he got a gift.
⬇️
That much you remembered clearly. The primate captain plucked one of the countless knick-knacks bandoliered from his chest and pressed the item into the man's hands, and then...
"Right it does, Brown Bum!" Toychest slapped his crewman across the back, causing a meaty fart from the dingy sailor.
⬇️
"Right it does, Brown Bum!" Toychest slapped his crewman across the back, causing a meaty fart from the dingy sailor.
⬇️
February 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
That much you remembered clearly. The primate captain plucked one of the countless knick-knacks bandoliered from his chest and pressed the item into the man's hands, and then...
"Right it does, Brown Bum!" Toychest slapped his crewman across the back, causing a meaty fart from the dingy sailor.
⬇️
"Right it does, Brown Bum!" Toychest slapped his crewman across the back, causing a meaty fart from the dingy sailor.
⬇️
"So who here wants ta fess up to ol' Toychest, eh?" the large pirate captain inquired as he waddled wonderingly before your crew.
Even now, you felt a glimmer of pride as not one of your shipmates gave, each standing at attention in their tidy naval uniforms despite the swords at their necks.
⬇️
Even now, you felt a glimmer of pride as not one of your shipmates gave, each standing at attention in their tidy naval uniforms despite the swords at their necks.
⬇️
February 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"So who here wants ta fess up to ol' Toychest, eh?" the large pirate captain inquired as he waddled wonderingly before your crew.
Even now, you felt a glimmer of pride as not one of your shipmates gave, each standing at attention in their tidy naval uniforms despite the swords at their necks.
⬇️
Even now, you felt a glimmer of pride as not one of your shipmates gave, each standing at attention in their tidy naval uniforms despite the swords at their necks.
⬇️