Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit
July 30, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit
June 20, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Theo trained the little human to play fetch 😊
IG: @thathuskytheo
IG: @thathuskytheo
July 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Theo trained the little human to play fetch 😊
IG: @thathuskytheo
IG: @thathuskytheo
Listen I am afraid of emus in general but I think a “trained” emu sounds even scarier. Trained to do what
Two “feral and not trained” emus named Thelma and Louise are on the loose in South Carolina about three hours from the 43 monkey escape that happened days earlier
"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues
Police in Horry County, South Carolina, said this week that they are searching for two missing emus that have been evading capture for months: "We are not emu-sed."
www.cbsnews.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Listen I am afraid of emus in general but I think a “trained” emu sounds even scarier. Trained to do what
somebody media trained grandma
TRUMP: Do you think men should play in women's sports?
DOORDASH DRIVER: I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about no tax on tips.
DOORDASH DRIVER: I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about no tax on tips.
April 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
somebody media trained grandma
Classically Trained Actor Can Talk On Cue https://theonion.com/classically-trained-actor-can-talk-on-cue-1823995491/
March 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Classically Trained Actor Can Talk On Cue https://theonion.com/classically-trained-actor-can-talk-on-cue-1823995491/
They trained for 47 days and get to wear military uniforms?!?!
February 26, 2026 at 7:59 PM
They trained for 47 days and get to wear military uniforms?!?!
A manager for the Immigrant Defense Network told MPR News that back in November, 2,500 people were trained as constitutional observers. Now, the total is nearly 30,000 trained observers in 77 of Minnesota's 87 counties.
Nearly 30,000 Minnesotans trained as constitutional observers
The Immigrant Defense Network works with more than 100 organizations to help train constitutional observers. At the end of November, there were 2,500 trained observers. That number has soared as more ...
www.mprnews.org
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
A manager for the Immigrant Defense Network told MPR News that back in November, 2,500 people were trained as constitutional observers. Now, the total is nearly 30,000 trained observers in 77 of Minnesota's 87 counties.
That’s when Trump gets potty-trained for snacks
Trump has a 5 hour block of “executive time” today
May 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
That’s when Trump gets potty-trained for snacks
Trained hole, then trained legs
And the weights felt light today 😏
And the weights felt light today 😏
January 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trained hole, then trained legs
And the weights felt light today 😏
And the weights felt light today 😏
“This is punk rock time. This is what Joe Strummer trained you for.”
- Henry Rollins
- Henry Rollins
February 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“This is punk rock time. This is what Joe Strummer trained you for.”
- Henry Rollins
- Henry Rollins
Wes Moore on Fox & Friends: "Our National Guards are not trained for this ... we know the missions that they are trained for. Municipal policing is not one of them. If we want to be serious about making people safe, let's actually do the things that make people safe."
August 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Wes Moore on Fox & Friends: "Our National Guards are not trained for this ... we know the missions that they are trained for. Municipal policing is not one of them. If we want to be serious about making people safe, let's actually do the things that make people safe."
Crazy idea: Spend money on supplies for our well-trained and modestly paid sailors, not on electric shock gloves for poorly trained and overpaid ICE agents.
August 16, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Crazy idea: Spend money on supplies for our well-trained and modestly paid sailors, not on electric shock gloves for poorly trained and overpaid ICE agents.
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Hey MAGA!
Why is this bitch clapping like a trained seal?
Why is this bitch clapping like a trained seal?
August 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hey MAGA!
Why is this bitch clapping like a trained seal?
Why is this bitch clapping like a trained seal?
I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.
The U.S. military is trained to fight foreign adversaries, not police the American people.
September 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The U.S. military is trained to fight foreign adversaries, not police the American people.
Show me you've never trained with a kettlebell without telling me you've never trained with a kettlebell 😂
Hegseth had cameras recording him working out with recruits today at UCLA
January 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Show me you've never trained with a kettlebell without telling me you've never trained with a kettlebell 😂