Sleepy Triscuit 😴
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Sleepy Triscuit 😴
TRISCUIT BOX: recommended serving 6 triscuits
ME: *calculating* that's 18 scuits
ME: *calculating* that's 18 scuits
April 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
TRISCUIT BOX: recommended serving 6 triscuits
ME: *calculating* that's 18 scuits
ME: *calculating* that's 18 scuits
Triscuit has seen a BIRB out the window and must stare intently
February 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Triscuit has seen a BIRB out the window and must stare intently
Triscuit tastes like unrequited love
April 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Triscuit tastes like unrequited love
Triscuit has been PERCEIVED 😱😅
February 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Triscuit has been PERCEIVED 😱😅
Guess who got a new mouse toy!!! (Triscuit is so happy right now)
July 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Guess who got a new mouse toy!!! (Triscuit is so happy right now)
Triscuit presents: mixed toe beans!
September 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Triscuit presents: mixed toe beans!
Jesus Christ on a Triscuit!🤦♀️
January 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Jesus Christ on a Triscuit!🤦♀️
me: are we pronouncing "triscuit" like "intuit" or "intuit" like "triscuit"
catholic trying to do confession: are you sure you're a real priest
catholic trying to do confession: are you sure you're a real priest
January 24, 2026 at 12:02 AM
me: are we pronouncing "triscuit" like "intuit" or "intuit" like "triscuit"
catholic trying to do confession: are you sure you're a real priest
catholic trying to do confession: are you sure you're a real priest
TRISCUIT IS HELPING
September 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
TRISCUIT IS HELPING
Triscuit is "electricity biscuit."
TIL that Nabisco is a contraction of “National Biscuit Company”
July 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Triscuit is "electricity biscuit."
triscuit?? oh you mean the wicker cracker
October 16, 2024 at 9:00 PM
triscuit?? oh you mean the wicker cracker
Triscuit demands breakfast NOW!!!!
March 21, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Triscuit demands breakfast NOW!!!!
Time for a sleep, so good night from Triscuit <3
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Time for a sleep, so good night from Triscuit <3
lmao my god, I told Triscuit I had to move my foot to get up (he was using it as a pillow) and the absolute LOOK I got...
January 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
lmao my god, I told Triscuit I had to move my foot to get up (he was using it as a pillow) and the absolute LOOK I got...
Named by baby Triscuit after my favourite Triscuit (the Triscuit)
June 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Named by baby Triscuit after my favourite Triscuit (the Triscuit)
Triscuit is such a helper; he volunteered to sweep the floor all by himself! 😂
September 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Triscuit is such a helper; he volunteered to sweep the floor all by himself! 😂
Jeeeezis Kryst on a broken triscuit the stupid is overwhelming 🤦
January 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Jeeeezis Kryst on a broken triscuit the stupid is overwhelming 🤦
Triscuit awaits for me to turn on the sink faucet so he can play in the water
December 21, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Triscuit awaits for me to turn on the sink faucet so he can play in the water
BEHOLD: Triscuit, the mighty hunter!!
June 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
BEHOLD: Triscuit, the mighty hunter!!
Relax everyone, the oil and salt in a Triscuit are from planet earth
January 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Relax everyone, the oil and salt in a Triscuit are from planet earth
Not even 6am and Triscuit has stolen the rubber knob off the door stopper to use as a toy (he already has five million toys)
February 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Not even 6am and Triscuit has stolen the rubber knob off the door stopper to use as a toy (he already has five million toys)
Triscuit KNOWS he's really not supposed to be on the banister but he's unrepentant 😂
July 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Triscuit KNOWS he's really not supposed to be on the banister but he's unrepentant 😂
Triscuit means “electric biscuit” which sounds like a slang term for quaaludes
June 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Triscuit means “electric biscuit” which sounds like a slang term for quaaludes