76 trombones is an alarming number of trombones
February 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
76 trombones is an alarming number of trombones
Really Susan, trombones? Really?
December 8, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Really Susan, trombones? Really?
Next up at the Kennedy Center: a concert of sad trombones
December 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Next up at the Kennedy Center: a concert of sad trombones
67 trombones in the big parade
July 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
67 trombones in the big parade
Trump Kennedy Center to Host an Evening of Sad Trombones
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Trump Kennedy Center to Host an Evening of Sad Trombones
Only 76 trombones?
76 trombones is an alarming number of trombones
February 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Only 76 trombones?
Can you hear them? The trombones. The Trombones! They’re IN THE WALLS.
September 15, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Can you hear them? The trombones. The Trombones! They’re IN THE WALLS.
What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
Trombones.
May 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones.
Trombones.
cyberpunk has had its run now it's time for cyberska give me robot rudeboys and augmentations that turn your hands into trombones
April 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
cyberpunk has had its run now it's time for cyberska give me robot rudeboys and augmentations that turn your hands into trombones
Thoughts and sad trombones. Gullible racist suckers.
September 29, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Thoughts and sad trombones. Gullible racist suckers.
Probably the defining moment in Kraftwerk’s career was when they changed their name to Kraftwerk (from Uncle Horst and his Bratwurst Boys) and swapped their lederhosen and trombones for sharp suits and synthesisers
December 2, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Probably the defining moment in Kraftwerk’s career was when they changed their name to Kraftwerk (from Uncle Horst and his Bratwurst Boys) and swapped their lederhosen and trombones for sharp suits and synthesisers
Do AI Chatbots Dream of Sad Trombones
March 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Do AI Chatbots Dream of Sad Trombones
this is genius
also works with trombones
also works with trombones
Sounds like my partner. @saintsluggo.bsky.social bought a megaphone specifically to go to Nazi rallies and just yell “aaaaaaaaaaa” at them through it so no one can hear their garbage.
October 28, 2023 at 1:07 PM
this is genius
also works with trombones
also works with trombones
So many sad trombones
June 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
So many sad trombones
So you mean to tell me we can only use clear bags and no outside drinks but trombones are allowed?
July 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
So you mean to tell me we can only use clear bags and no outside drinks but trombones are allowed?
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OVERHEARD:
"76 is too many trombones."
FACT.
OVERHEARD:
"76 is too many trombones."
FACT.
September 19, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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OVERHEARD:
"76 is too many trombones."
FACT.
OVERHEARD:
"76 is too many trombones."
FACT.
Once upon a time at STSF I approached Jonathan Frakes at his table.
“I bought a picture with you later, and I brought two trombones. Could I—“
“Bring them.”
This was the result:
“I bought a picture with you later, and I brought two trombones. Could I—“
“Bring them.”
This was the result:
July 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Once upon a time at STSF I approached Jonathan Frakes at his table.
“I bought a picture with you later, and I brought two trombones. Could I—“
“Bring them.”
This was the result:
“I bought a picture with you later, and I brought two trombones. Could I—“
“Bring them.”
This was the result:
Jews don’t always carry their horns around. They get heavy.
October 17, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Jews don’t always carry their horns around. They get heavy.
*cue the sad trombones*
Trump Media's stock price is falling even faster than his poll numbers
Now the president wants to spin off his struggling social media platform.
www.motherjones.com
March 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
*cue the sad trombones*
Inside you, there are 76 trombones
Inside of you, there is a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
January 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Inside you, there are 76 trombones
Local music man says towns without 76 trombones will be left behind
February 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Local music man says towns without 76 trombones will be left behind
SEVENTY-SIX TROMBONES LED THE BIG PARADE
Good morning to everyone who, like me until today, was unaware that Nixon personally designed these uniforms for his Secret Service guards to wear. They were wildly unpopular and ended up being donated to a high school marching band.
July 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
SEVENTY-SIX TROMBONES LED THE BIG PARADE
beat those swords into trombones instead of ploughshares
July 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
beat those swords into trombones instead of ploughshares