#TrumpBribe
September 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
~"If you believe trump is going to give you money, I have a Mexico-funded wall, a privately funded ballroom, and a 3-day long Iran war to sell you"

#JimmyKimmel #trumpBribe #trumpCrimes

(link goes directly to the bit)
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September 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
In all the excuses given, for all the lies in the world, this has to be one of the worst excuses ever offered up.
Trump says he's gonna give $5000 to each American IF Republicans win, as a gift to the American people for having to put up with Biden policies
But no gift if they don't win?
#TrumpBribe
September 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
My American friends, should it occur that you find yourself flush with $5000 after this November, please know that you can apply for Canadian Citizenship for the low, low price of $653 CDN eservices.cic.gc.ca/epay/order.d... #GOPbribe #TrumpBribe
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September 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
5,000 BRIBE for your vote?
He’s bribing you w YOUR tax money!

ITS ILLEGAL TO PAY FOR VOTES.
IT'S ILLEGAL TO ACCEPT MONEY FOR YOUR VOTE.

18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

Do you think he'll pay up anyway?
#tariffcheck
#TrumpBribe
September 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
ANOTHER ONE?! Freakin' douche bags! Now the only question remaining is: WILL THE CHEAP WHORES lower themselves further for $5k?
rumble.com/v7fc324-5000...

#TrumpBribe #TrumpAintAmerica #TrumpAin'tAmerica
$5,000 Check is in the Mail but WILL YOU CASH IT?! IMPEACH Don King Dong Trump Immediately!
Will the whores take the money or not? I bet they will, because whores are stupid!
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September 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Maybe I'm weird, but offering me money will not convince me to vote for someone. It will convince me NOT to vote for them, however. #TrumpBribe (& don't forget he's already promised us each $9k he's never paid, either, if you need more than your common sense to convince you this is a bribe/scam.)
September 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Media being concerned that Trump will send all voters a $5,000 check if Republicans win in November is laughable.(bribe)
1. He's not sending Democrats anything.
2. NO ONE is ever getting a check from Trump.
#TrumpBribe
September 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Keep your $5,000 election bribe, you orange, pathetic asshat. #fucktrump #republicans #democracy #midterms #midtermelections #trumpbribe
September 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Hey, if you believe Trump - who is greedily diverting our taxes straight into his own bank account - will actually hand over a TRILLION DOLLARS to Americans if Republicans hold the House and Senate....
then can I interest you in a very nice London property I have for sale?

#TrumpBribe
#TrumpLies
September 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
$5000 doesnt even start to cover the cost of trumps policies and bad decisions.
#TrumpBribe
September 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The Democratic response to the #trumpbribe should be: do it now. You control the White House, the House, and the Senate. Do it now, cowards!
September 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
With his usual fact-checks and wit, Hal Sparks streamed Trump's night 1 of the MAGA Midterm Convention.

When the $5,000 checks were sweatily promised, Hal asked: Why not give people the money now? People are hurting now, why make them wait? 🫶🏻

@halsparks.com
#TrumpBribe #Checks #SexyLiberal
September 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Nothing out of the ordinary here; just the President of the USA offering voters over a trillion dollars in bribes to vote for his lackeys.
Doesn’t reek of dementia riddled desperation at all…
#TrumpBribe #DementiaDon #FuckTrump
Literally Bribing voters now (who he thinks are all morons who actually believe this garbage)
September 10, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Why don’t they just lock him up? #trumpbribe
September 10, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Damn I forgot that he’d already done this. They’ll still fall for it though. #TrumpBribe #wato
Trump announced 17 MONTHS AGO that everyone was going to get $5,000 checks because of DOGE cuts. You got $0.
September 10, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Even if trump was not a liar (Ha!) and paid out the $5k to everyone, thats $1.75trillion of overnight new debt for the US. There are only so many buyers of US debt. So that will whack interest rates up, including everyone's mortgages.
Even if he DID pay you...you STILL LOSE. #TrumpBribe
September 10, 2026 at 10:07 AM
The $5,000 #TrumpBribe has been announced by the 🍊 #ShitGibbon.
He is *STILL* peddling his nonsense by implying that he earns revenue from exporting countries, rather than being open with the Septics, that it is *they*, who ultimately pay the tariff revenue.
September 10, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Trump is bribing the American public $5,000 if they vote REpublican and REpublicans controll trhe Congress. Read my take on THE DAILY RANT ON BLOGGER. derekvarsalona.blogspot.com #Trumpbribe
Bribe Me Cat
ALT: Bribe Me Cat
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September 10, 2026 at 8:28 AM
What the fucking bullshit, once fucking again. Normal people call this bribe which makes this whole thing corruption. #Trump is THE LIAR, corrupted mind. #TrumpBribe
September 10, 2026 at 6:29 AM