September 22, 2026 at 10:05 AM
A guide to Trumpspeak…
August 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A guide to Trumpspeak…
“Two weeks” is TrumpSpeak for “never.” #PsakiBriefing
June 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Two weeks” is TrumpSpeak for “never.” #PsakiBriefing
Translating Trumpspeak:
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Translating Trumpspeak:
Trumpspeak makes you dumber if you learn it.
August 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Trumpspeak makes you dumber if you learn it.
In trumpspeak "no one knows" means he just found out.
May 22, 2026 at 9:45 PM
In trumpspeak "no one knows" means he just found out.
The shit that comes out of his halitosis-ridden mouth👇🏻
#TrumpSpeak
#TrumpSpeak
August 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The shit that comes out of his halitosis-ridden mouth👇🏻
#TrumpSpeak
#TrumpSpeak
this is an excellent point that I overlooked, in Trumpspeak, "two weeks" is functionally equivalent to "infinity"
Seeing’s how the healthcare plan was coming in two weeks, I would live a two week delay, in trumpspeak two weeks
April 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
this is an excellent point that I overlooked, in Trumpspeak, "two weeks" is functionally equivalent to "infinity"
Poor thing, she didn't learn Trumpspeak.
February 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Poor thing, she didn't learn Trumpspeak.
Press “1” for English
Press “2” for Trumpspeak
Press “2” for Trumpspeak
June 20, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Press “1” for English
Press “2” for Trumpspeak
Press “2” for Trumpspeak
When he called zelensky a ‘good salesman’ that was a compliment in trumpspeak
February 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
When he called zelensky a ‘good salesman’ that was a compliment in trumpspeak
Farage now talking fluent Trumpspeak.
May 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Farage now talking fluent Trumpspeak.
"A lot of people are saying" is TrumpSpeak for "I just pulled this out of my ass right now."
July 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"A lot of people are saying" is TrumpSpeak for "I just pulled this out of my ass right now."
“Many people don’t know” is Trumpspeak for “I just learned.”
June 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
“Many people don’t know” is Trumpspeak for “I just learned.”
"A lot of people" in trumpspeak translates to "Me, myself, and I."
August 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"A lot of people" in trumpspeak translates to "Me, myself, and I."
Saying "I don't know" is Trumpspeak for "I have no intention to"
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
May 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Saying "I don't know" is Trumpspeak for "I have no intention to"
Trumpspeak. 'Gang members' means brown people.
July 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Trumpspeak. 'Gang members' means brown people.
Twice today Trump said something was going to happen in ONE week not two, and I’m not sure how to process that in Trumpspeak because he’s changing up the code. I think it just means we will learn it’s never going a happen a week sooner, but I’m not sure.
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June 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Twice today Trump said something was going to happen in ONE week not two, and I’m not sure how to process that in Trumpspeak because he’s changing up the code. I think it just means we will learn it’s never going a happen a week sooner, but I’m not sure.
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Orwell would call it "Trumpspeak".
March 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Orwell would call it "Trumpspeak".
Your translations of TrumpSpeak are spot on. 👍
Watch Trump trample the Veterans in 3...2...1
Watch Trump trample the Veterans in 3...2...1
February 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Your translations of TrumpSpeak are spot on. 👍
Watch Trump trample the Veterans in 3...2...1
Watch Trump trample the Veterans in 3...2...1
The secret TrumpSpeak decoder ring
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The secret TrumpSpeak decoder ring
June 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
kind of interesting to see these half-baked administrative law arguments translated into Trumpspeak tbh
Sounds like the interview went great www.mediaite.com/podcasts/joe...
October 26, 2024 at 3:42 PM
kind of interesting to see these half-baked administrative law arguments translated into Trumpspeak tbh