August 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Who ever could have guessed...
(one day, we'll learn this was actually a failed mission)
bsky.app/profile/jail...
(one day, we'll learn this was actually a failed mission)
bsky.app/profile/jail...
It's coming...
August 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I love how most of these unsolicited political texts (nearly all conservative-leaning) are preprogrammed to accept "Fuck off" as a prompt to unsubscribe.
#twobirdsonestone
#twobirdsonestone
August 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I love how most of these unsolicited political texts (nearly all conservative-leaning) are preprogrammed to accept "Fuck off" as a prompt to unsubscribe.
#twobirdsonestone
#twobirdsonestone
Outsourced food April-May at #SoJo, #TwoBirds, #MelbourneCentral food court, #McDonalds, #ElephantAndWheelbarrow, #UnionClubHotel, #Addict, #FiveGuys, #3Brothers, #TwoBirdsOneStone, #Archies, #Rufio, #PunjabiCurryCafe, #ArchAndStone #RMIT, #TheCode pizza/tiramisu, #MeAndYogi (thanks Michael Howden!)
June 28, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Outsourced food April-May at #SoJo, #TwoBirds, #MelbourneCentral food court, #McDonalds, #ElephantAndWheelbarrow, #UnionClubHotel, #Addict, #FiveGuys, #3Brothers, #TwoBirdsOneStone, #Archies, #Rufio, #PunjabiCurryCafe, #ArchAndStone #RMIT, #TheCode pizza/tiramisu, #MeAndYogi (thanks Michael Howden!)
Let’s hope the winds are even higher! Maybe they will blow over that bouncy house monstrosity constructed on the lawn of the people’s house as well as the tarp covering the scaffold at The Kennedy Center! #TwoBirdsOneStone
The administration’s rapid response account is… mad at the Weather Channel.
For reporting the weather.
For reporting the weather.
June 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Let’s hope the winds are even higher! Maybe they will blow over that bouncy house monstrosity constructed on the lawn of the people’s house as well as the tarp covering the scaffold at The Kennedy Center! #TwoBirdsOneStone
Exactly1 And it all comes down to the hundreds and thousands of things that create our individual tastes. I do think you should start writing dongs about football, though.
#TwoBirdsOneStone
#TwoBirdsOneStone
May 13, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Exactly1 And it all comes down to the hundreds and thousands of things that create our individual tastes. I do think you should start writing dongs about football, though.
#TwoBirdsOneStone
#TwoBirdsOneStone
Looking forward to attending a friend’s wedding in London…it’s also a prime opportunity to find an outfit for the son’s upcoming nuptials!
#twobirdsonestone #celebrations
#twobirdsonestone #celebrations
May 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Looking forward to attending a friend’s wedding in London…it’s also a prime opportunity to find an outfit for the son’s upcoming nuptials!
#twobirdsonestone #celebrations
#twobirdsonestone #celebrations
King Charles and trump
Two of the biggest grifters, narcissists and oxygen thiefs meet each other —
Where is an assassin when you need one?
#twobirdsonestone
#republicnow
#eattherich
#auspol
#wankers
Two of the biggest grifters, narcissists and oxygen thiefs meet each other —
Where is an assassin when you need one?
#twobirdsonestone
#republicnow
#eattherich
#auspol
#wankers
April 29, 2026 at 12:30 PM
King Charles and trump
Two of the biggest grifters, narcissists and oxygen thiefs meet each other —
Where is an assassin when you need one?
#twobirdsonestone
#republicnow
#eattherich
#auspol
#wankers
Two of the biggest grifters, narcissists and oxygen thiefs meet each other —
Where is an assassin when you need one?
#twobirdsonestone
#republicnow
#eattherich
#auspol
#wankers
Large portion of gamers on Xbox were buying Call of Duty before Game Pass and Ultimate tier’s price hike got criticized (especially by those that didn’t care about the other additions at all).
Getting rid of future Call of Duties while lowering price of service is a logical #TwoBirdsOneStone move.
Getting rid of future Call of Duties while lowering price of service is a logical #TwoBirdsOneStone move.
Xbox Game Pass Ultimate and PC Game Pass have received price cuts starting today, with Ultimate dropping from $29.99 to $22.99 per month.
However, future Call of Duty games will no longer be available from day one.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/xbox-is...
However, future Call of Duty games will no longer be available from day one.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/xbox-is...
April 21, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Large portion of gamers on Xbox were buying Call of Duty before Game Pass and Ultimate tier’s price hike got criticized (especially by those that didn’t care about the other additions at all).
Getting rid of future Call of Duties while lowering price of service is a logical #TwoBirdsOneStone move.
Getting rid of future Call of Duties while lowering price of service is a logical #TwoBirdsOneStone move.
Let the poor people in for free then chuck ‘em in the lion enclosure #twobirdsonestone
April 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Let the poor people in for free then chuck ‘em in the lion enclosure #twobirdsonestone
#TwoBirdsOneStone
#DisasterCapitalism works best when the #leadership is the #disaster
🍁 #CANpoli 🍁 #CDNpoli 🍁 #CanadaSky 🌌 #ABpol
#AI #water
#DisasterCapitalism works best when the #leadership is the #disaster
🍁 #CANpoli 🍁 #CDNpoli 🍁 #CanadaSky 🌌 #ABpol
#AI #water
Most data centre sites planned in Alberta are in high water stress areas | National Observer
YouTube video by Rachel Gilmore
youtube.com
March 26, 2026 at 11:22 AM
#TwoBirdsOneStone
#DisasterCapitalism works best when the #leadership is the #disaster
🍁 #CANpoli 🍁 #CDNpoli 🍁 #CanadaSky 🌌 #ABpol
#AI #water
#DisasterCapitalism works best when the #leadership is the #disaster
🍁 #CANpoli 🍁 #CDNpoli 🍁 #CanadaSky 🌌 #ABpol
#AI #water
We know an infection in this area can be fatal 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻#TwoBirdsOneStone
March 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
We know an infection in this area can be fatal 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻#TwoBirdsOneStone
Nov-Dec food highlights with the returned Hilby! #SoJo #UnionClubHotel #Archies #OxfordScholar #CedarBakery #TwoBirds #NoiThai #TwoBirdsOneStone #MondoDiPasta #OppaKitchen #SoulOrigin #Hanaichi #RockSaltAndVinegar #PearsonAndMurphy
January 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Nov-Dec food highlights with the returned Hilby! #SoJo #UnionClubHotel #Archies #OxfordScholar #CedarBakery #TwoBirds #NoiThai #TwoBirdsOneStone #MondoDiPasta #OppaKitchen #SoulOrigin #Hanaichi #RockSaltAndVinegar #PearsonAndMurphy
I would like it if Trump delivered him there himself. #TwoBirdsOneStone
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I would like it if Trump delivered him there himself. #TwoBirdsOneStone
you can do both of those things from inside the copper pyramid #multitasking #twobirdsonestone #grindsetmindset #productivity #gooning
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
you can do both of those things from inside the copper pyramid #multitasking #twobirdsonestone #grindsetmindset #productivity #gooning
Still blows my mind to see this after the Wii U.
I said back in 2015 (on a forum) that Nintendo should make a portable console with an HDMI port as their handhelds had a better streak than their home consoles— #TwoBirdsOneStone. I didn’t think that a device that fit that would do this well though.
I said back in 2015 (on a forum) that Nintendo should make a portable console with an HDMI port as their handhelds had a better streak than their home consoles— #TwoBirdsOneStone. I didn’t think that a device that fit that would do this well though.
Switch 2 worldwide sales top 10.36 million, Switch tops 154.01 million
Nintendo Switch 2 has sold 10.36 million units and Switch has sold 154.01 million units worldwide as of September 30, 2025, Nintendo announced in its latest earnings release.
Nintendo Switch 2 has sold 10.36 million units and Switch has sold 154.01 million units worldwide as of September 30, 2025, Nintendo announced in its latest earnings release.
Switch 2 worldwide sales top 10.36 million, Switch tops 154.01 million
Nintendo Switch 2 has sold 10.36 million units and Switch has sold 154.01 million units worldwide as of September 30, 2025, Nintendo announced in its latest earnings release.
www.gematsu.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Still blows my mind to see this after the Wii U.
I said back in 2015 (on a forum) that Nintendo should make a portable console with an HDMI port as their handhelds had a better streak than their home consoles— #TwoBirdsOneStone. I didn’t think that a device that fit that would do this well though.
I said back in 2015 (on a forum) that Nintendo should make a portable console with an HDMI port as their handhelds had a better streak than their home consoles— #TwoBirdsOneStone. I didn’t think that a device that fit that would do this well though.
I applaud the HomeGoods in St Davids for collecting money for Philabundance. Wasn’t much but I gave $5 in honor of Pierre Robert and educated a young’n about who he was. #twobirdsonestone
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I applaud the HomeGoods in St Davids for collecting money for Philabundance. Wasn’t much but I gave $5 in honor of Pierre Robert and educated a young’n about who he was. #twobirdsonestone
August 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Two billionaire criminals, responsible for millions of deaths around the world each, are meeting... and for some reason they're not being apprehended and dragged to The Hague to stand trial for their crimes, be convicted, and imprisoned for life.
Ugh. I hate this timeline.
#TwoBirdsOneStone
Ugh. I hate this timeline.
#TwoBirdsOneStone
August 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Two billionaire criminals, responsible for millions of deaths around the world each, are meeting... and for some reason they're not being apprehended and dragged to The Hague to stand trial for their crimes, be convicted, and imprisoned for life.
Ugh. I hate this timeline.
#TwoBirdsOneStone
Ugh. I hate this timeline.
#TwoBirdsOneStone
The current state of America and of Israel in a single Einstein quote.
#TwoBirdsOneStone
#TwoBirdsOneStone
July 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The current state of America and of Israel in a single Einstein quote.
#TwoBirdsOneStone
#TwoBirdsOneStone
Hey #alaac25. Do you have any… questions for Clarivate? Be sure to stop by #1105 to ask them.
They’re giving $2 to the Freedom to Read Foundation for every checkin. #TwoBirdsOneStone
They’re giving $2 to the Freedom to Read Foundation for every checkin. #TwoBirdsOneStone
June 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hey #alaac25. Do you have any… questions for Clarivate? Be sure to stop by #1105 to ask them.
They’re giving $2 to the Freedom to Read Foundation for every checkin. #TwoBirdsOneStone
They’re giving $2 to the Freedom to Read Foundation for every checkin. #TwoBirdsOneStone
June 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM