#Twocheekssamearse
There's an easy way to "stop the boats"

It's called, "Rejoin the EU" but for some reason Labour and Reform are refusing to mention it

#TwoCheeksSameArse
August 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I see the posh tennis player who moved to England at a month old is not British enough for the progressives, ironically. #twocheekssamearse
July 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
They had good teachers, Gary.
#TwoCheeksSameArse
#ToryBrexit
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Woke up this morning a bit concerned that it’s only half way through the month and we’re already a bit skint. Then I suddenly remembered that £76k oversight stuffed down the back of the sofa. Phew. Easy done 🤦‍♀️
#Starmer
#TwoCheeksSameArse
September 16, 2024 at 7:24 AM
So, #Labour wants to gain political consensus on #socialcare reform! That shouldn't be too difficult, as they are exactly the fucking same as the #Tories! #Twocheekssamearse #kickingthecan
January 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Because they're all Tories.
#TwoCheeksSameArse
March 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The reincarnation of British Conservatism.
Now the only choice is Tory or Tory.
#TwoCheeksSameArse
March 22, 2024 at 12:39 PM
None so blind, as those that cannot see.
#RedToryScum
#TwoCheeksSameArse
September 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM