I mean, better yet, make all the captchas involve guessing at the proper cascade configuration for enriching 3.2% U235 to 95% U235.
Humans will just guess.
Humans will just guess.
Make all the captchas on your enterprise require writing personal, graphically sexual insults about KJU for an additional layer of cybersecurity.
September 18, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I mean, better yet, make all the captchas involve guessing at the proper cascade configuration for enriching 3.2% U235 to 95% U235.
Humans will just guess.
Humans will just guess.
Make a band bigger:
U235
U235
Make a band bigger:
Counting Murders
Counting Murders
Make a band bigger:
Crowded Duplex
Crowded Duplex
August 24, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Make a band bigger:
U235
U235
Little Man had 64 kg of 80% U235
Iran has 440kg of 60% U235.
Not clear where the stockpile is following the destruction of the centrifuges site.
Iran has 440kg of 60% U235.
Not clear where the stockpile is following the destruction of the centrifuges site.
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Little Man had 64 kg of 80% U235
Iran has 440kg of 60% U235.
Not clear where the stockpile is following the destruction of the centrifuges site.
Iran has 440kg of 60% U235.
Not clear where the stockpile is following the destruction of the centrifuges site.
make a band bigger
U235
U235
make a band bigger
Bismuth Zeppelin
Bismuth Zeppelin
Make a band bigger:
Badhand
Badhand
August 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
make a band bigger
U235
U235
centrifuging uranium is literally just about getting slightly heavier U238 out and increasing concentration of U235, which is actually fissile. you need 80%+ of U235 to make a weapon. you get a weapon there without ever running it in a reactor, so it's more "stealthy" to try
March 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
centrifuging uranium is literally just about getting slightly heavier U238 out and increasing concentration of U235, which is actually fissile. you need 80%+ of U235 to make a weapon. you get a weapon there without ever running it in a reactor, so it's more "stealthy" to try
How do you "destroy" an element? You can dilute it, but the U235 is still there waiting to be purified again.
May 26, 2026 at 5:39 AM
How do you "destroy" an element? You can dilute it, but the U235 is still there waiting to be purified again.
make a band less mild
U235
U235
make a band less mild
STABBA
STABBA
Make a band less mild
Creedence Whitewater Revival
Creedence Whitewater Revival
June 14, 2024 at 11:41 PM
make a band less mild
U235
U235
U235 to the forehead?
April 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
U235 to the forehead?
--Makes total sense & it explains why there have been no PR pics of the "rescued pilot". The truth is the 2nd pilot 'probably' DIED & Hegseth & Trump used the excuse to try to steal Iran's U235 & failed.
April 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
--Makes total sense & it explains why there have been no PR pics of the "rescued pilot". The truth is the 2nd pilot 'probably' DIED & Hegseth & Trump used the excuse to try to steal Iran's U235 & failed.
U235 is the percentage of unemployed who are highly fissile
February 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
U235 is the percentage of unemployed who are highly fissile
1. It's R60. IR air to air missile.
2. It's either U235+U238 or depleted uranium (DU) which is mostly U238. Can't be both.
3. If there are traces of both U235 and U238, it's probably from old soviet optics (glass, ceramics) that can be found in R60s IR homing systems
2. It's either U235+U238 or depleted uranium (DU) which is mostly U238. Can't be both.
3. If there are traces of both U235 and U238, it's probably from old soviet optics (glass, ceramics) that can be found in R60s IR homing systems
May 20, 2026 at 11:29 AM
1. It's R60. IR air to air missile.
2. It's either U235+U238 or depleted uranium (DU) which is mostly U238. Can't be both.
3. If there are traces of both U235 and U238, it's probably from old soviet optics (glass, ceramics) that can be found in R60s IR homing systems
2. It's either U235+U238 or depleted uranium (DU) which is mostly U238. Can't be both.
3. If there are traces of both U235 and U238, it's probably from old soviet optics (glass, ceramics) that can be found in R60s IR homing systems
(Also, and this is really just a note for me — I have confirmed that 5Bs are authorized for up to 100% U235, 25 kg. This source is really useful...) digital.library.unt.edu/ark:/67531/m...
July 26, 2026 at 11:38 AM
(Also, and this is really just a note for me — I have confirmed that 5Bs are authorized for up to 100% U235, 25 kg. This source is really useful...) digital.library.unt.edu/ark:/67531/m...
YouTube link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ono7...
U235 100% (AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!) // zedneon
YouTube video by zedneon
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February 23, 2026 at 7:04 AM
YouTube link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ono7...
you can learn how to make a nuclear weapon off wikipedia if you've got enough time to figure out the geometry, it doesn't matter though because u235 enrichment is a massive pain in the ass
September 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
you can learn how to make a nuclear weapon off wikipedia if you've got enough time to figure out the geometry, it doesn't matter though because u235 enrichment is a massive pain in the ass
I figured once there should be enough U235 in my glass cat -- weighs a kilo or two - to level a few houses but I have been frustratingly unable to extract the right atoms and/or to implode the cat
December 25, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I figured once there should be enough U235 in my glass cat -- weighs a kilo or two - to level a few houses but I have been frustratingly unable to extract the right atoms and/or to implode the cat
Tiens question @tristankamin.bsky.social imaginons que notre civilisation ai vue le jour plus tard.
À partir de quel seuil il devient impossible de construire un réacteur à l'U naturel ? Parce que la part de U235 baisse avec le temps.
À partir de quel seuil il devient impossible de construire un réacteur à l'U naturel ? Parce que la part de U235 baisse avec le temps.
January 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Tiens question @tristankamin.bsky.social imaginons que notre civilisation ai vue le jour plus tard.
À partir de quel seuil il devient impossible de construire un réacteur à l'U naturel ? Parce que la part de U235 baisse avec le temps.
À partir de quel seuil il devient impossible de construire un réacteur à l'U naturel ? Parce que la part de U235 baisse avec le temps.
Glad to see this does settle on not using weapons-grade HEU but "High Assay Low-Enriched Uranium" (just below 20% U235 vs 3-5% in standard commercial reactor fuel)
White House Releases Space Nuclear Initiative spacepolicyonline.com/news/white-h...
April 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Glad to see this does settle on not using weapons-grade HEU but "High Assay Low-Enriched Uranium" (just below 20% U235 vs 3-5% in standard commercial reactor fuel)
U3? U235 was right there
August 24, 2026 at 1:34 AM
U3? U235 was right there
the prompt is “make a band bigger” and U2 —> U235 is objectively funnier than “U3”, sorry I do not make the rules
August 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
the prompt is “make a band bigger” and U2 —> U235 is objectively funnier than “U3”, sorry I do not make the rules
These MFers couldn't run an ice cream stand. Can't wait for a Muskian rocket to blow up with a cargo of U235 on board.
August 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
These MFers couldn't run an ice cream stand. Can't wait for a Muskian rocket to blow up with a cargo of U235 on board.
I want to know that my ethically sourced U235 was made from free-range U238 farmed by indigenous people with dirty hands.
February 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I want to know that my ethically sourced U235 was made from free-range U238 farmed by indigenous people with dirty hands.
That's more complicated. You need enough U235 to keep power at 100%. We load enough for about 2 years. After that, you have to slowly reduce power, so we just shut it down & load new assemblies. We are limited to 5% U235 in each assembly (weapons grade is >90%). Plus, we need to work on stuff.
February 26, 2024 at 5:22 AM
That's more complicated. You need enough U235 to keep power at 100%. We load enough for about 2 years. After that, you have to slowly reduce power, so we just shut it down & load new assemblies. We are limited to 5% U235 in each assembly (weapons grade is >90%). Plus, we need to work on stuff.
The tiniest critical mass for a nuclear device must be a 0.8 kg hollow charge of plutonium in the RDS-5 test design. It achieved 1.6 kT yield in September 1953:
blog.nuclearsecrecy.com/2015/04/10/c...
A typical device uses 2 kg of U235.
blog.nuclearsecrecy.com/2015/04/10/c...
A typical device uses 2 kg of U235.
May 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The tiniest critical mass for a nuclear device must be a 0.8 kg hollow charge of plutonium in the RDS-5 test design. It achieved 1.6 kT yield in September 1953:
blog.nuclearsecrecy.com/2015/04/10/c...
A typical device uses 2 kg of U235.
blog.nuclearsecrecy.com/2015/04/10/c...
A typical device uses 2 kg of U235.
Für die ganzen Quatschköpfe, auch aus meiner Partei, mal deutlich gesagt:
Für 60% angereichertes U235, so wie der Iran es hergestellt hat, gibt es keine zivile Nutzung. Kernkraftwerke brauchen 3%.
Von 60% zu 90% sei es ein "Katzensprung", so Prof. Steinhäuser (Radiochemie, TU Wien).
Für 60% angereichertes U235, so wie der Iran es hergestellt hat, gibt es keine zivile Nutzung. Kernkraftwerke brauchen 3%.
Von 60% zu 90% sei es ein "Katzensprung", so Prof. Steinhäuser (Radiochemie, TU Wien).
Urananreicherung im Iran: "Von 60 auf 90 Prozent ist es nur ein Katzensprung"
Israel will mit seinen Angriffen auf den Iran verhindern, dass Teheran eine Atombombe baut. Nuklearforscher Steinhauser ist skeptisch, ob das gelingt. Bis zum atomwaffenfähigen Uran sei es nur noch ei...
www.tagesschau.de
June 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Für die ganzen Quatschköpfe, auch aus meiner Partei, mal deutlich gesagt:
Für 60% angereichertes U235, so wie der Iran es hergestellt hat, gibt es keine zivile Nutzung. Kernkraftwerke brauchen 3%.
Von 60% zu 90% sei es ein "Katzensprung", so Prof. Steinhäuser (Radiochemie, TU Wien).
Für 60% angereichertes U235, so wie der Iran es hergestellt hat, gibt es keine zivile Nutzung. Kernkraftwerke brauchen 3%.
Von 60% zu 90% sei es ein "Katzensprung", so Prof. Steinhäuser (Radiochemie, TU Wien).