Classic, UDP versus TCP
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Classic, UDP versus TCP
Look out carrier pigeon protocol, time to build a one to many broadcast protocol with starlings and create a distributed internet
It's basically the UDP to carrier pigeon TCP
It's basically the UDP to carrier pigeon TCP
July 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Look out carrier pigeon protocol, time to build a one to many broadcast protocol with starlings and create a distributed internet
It's basically the UDP to carrier pigeon TCP
It's basically the UDP to carrier pigeon TCP
January 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
UDP and TCP are applying for the same job position in a big IDC. The interviewer asks, "What's your biggest weakness?" UDP says, "I have no follow-through." TCP says, "I overthink everything and need constant reassurance for all my tasks." The job interviewer,hires UDP for his "go-getter" attitude.
December 19, 2024 at 12:39 PM
UDP and TCP are applying for the same job position in a big IDC. The interviewer asks, "What's your biggest weakness?" UDP says, "I have no follow-through." TCP says, "I overthink everything and need constant reassurance for all my tasks." The job interviewer,hires UDP for his "go-getter" attitude.
TCP ist Datenübertragung mit Sendungsverfolgung.
UDP ist: „Hab’s in deine Richtung geworfen.“
UDP ist: „Hab’s in deine Richtung geworfen.“
August 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM
TCP ist Datenübertragung mit Sendungsverfolgung.
UDP ist: „Hab’s in deine Richtung geworfen.“
UDP ist: „Hab’s in deine Richtung geworfen.“
Breeding a robot = TCP
Facial/bukkake on a robot = UDP
Facial/bukkake on a robot = UDP
August 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Breeding a robot = TCP
Facial/bukkake on a robot = UDP
Facial/bukkake on a robot = UDP
#picotron 0.2.0e is up: picotron.net
- UDP/TCP sockets
- Raspberry Pi build (64-bit)
- input() for interactive terminal programs
- Background processes
- More: www.lexaloffle.com/dl/docs/pico...
- UDP/TCP sockets
- Raspberry Pi build (64-bit)
- input() for interactive terminal programs
- Background processes
- More: www.lexaloffle.com/dl/docs/pico...
July 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
#picotron 0.2.0e is up: picotron.net
- UDP/TCP sockets
- Raspberry Pi build (64-bit)
- input() for interactive terminal programs
- Background processes
- More: www.lexaloffle.com/dl/docs/pico...
- UDP/TCP sockets
- Raspberry Pi build (64-bit)
- input() for interactive terminal programs
- Background processes
- More: www.lexaloffle.com/dl/docs/pico...
tcp eher rechts, udp eher links
March 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
tcp eher rechts, udp eher links
On a train, tethered. SSHing into my dev machine via Wireguard VPN: slow as hell. SSHing into my server, then SSHing into my dev machine: hella fast. Anyone have theories for me? UDP throttled, TCP chill?
October 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
On a train, tethered. SSHing into my dev machine via Wireguard VPN: slow as hell. SSHing into my server, then SSHing into my dev machine: hella fast. Anyone have theories for me? UDP throttled, TCP chill?
this may be a stupid question but is there a reason you can't just disguise your udp packets as tcp packets without actually implementing tcp
from what I gathered reading about quic I imagine network engineers regularly wake up in the middle of the night screaming about what enterprise middleware does to udp
October 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
this may be a stupid question but is there a reason you can't just disguise your udp packets as tcp packets without actually implementing tcp
TCP vs UDP for beginners. 😂
April 9, 2024 at 7:43 PM
TCP vs UDP for beginners. 😂
Just had my internet "go down" for like the whole day.
Very weird symptoms:
I could UDP and ICMP just fine, it was just TCP that didn't work -- which meant some sites like google.com or facebook.com worked as they use HTTP/3 (based on QUIC which is basically TCP over UDP), but anything else failed.
Very weird symptoms:
I could UDP and ICMP just fine, it was just TCP that didn't work -- which meant some sites like google.com or facebook.com worked as they use HTTP/3 (based on QUIC which is basically TCP over UDP), but anything else failed.
December 14, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Just had my internet "go down" for like the whole day.
Very weird symptoms:
I could UDP and ICMP just fine, it was just TCP that didn't work -- which meant some sites like google.com or facebook.com worked as they use HTTP/3 (based on QUIC which is basically TCP over UDP), but anything else failed.
Very weird symptoms:
I could UDP and ICMP just fine, it was just TCP that didn't work -- which meant some sites like google.com or facebook.com worked as they use HTTP/3 (based on QUIC which is basically TCP over UDP), but anything else failed.
Facção do TCP domina morro do UDP. A guerra de protocolos chegou a níveis absurdos.
February 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Facção do TCP domina morro do UDP. A guerra de protocolos chegou a níveis absurdos.
I love a good TCP/IP joke!
(In some way UDP jokes are better though, because it doesn’t matter if anyone gets them)
(In some way UDP jokes are better though, because it doesn’t matter if anyone gets them)
March 14, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I love a good TCP/IP joke!
(In some way UDP jokes are better though, because it doesn’t matter if anyone gets them)
(In some way UDP jokes are better though, because it doesn’t matter if anyone gets them)
Nerd-Humor Level 10 von 10
June 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Nerd-Humor Level 10 von 10
TCP is breeding, UDP is cumming on his lower back.
April 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
TCP is breeding, UDP is cumming on his lower back.
TCP packets are so polite that they shake hands with each other before transferring data. They also say "bless you" when another packet sneezes. UDP packets, on the other hand, just scream their data into the void and hope someone's listening. It's the "yolo" of networking protocols 😂
September 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
TCP packets are so polite that they shake hands with each other before transferring data. They also say "bless you" when another packet sneezes. UDP packets, on the other hand, just scream their data into the void and hope someone's listening. It's the "yolo" of networking protocols 😂
TCP and UDP are the two most commonly used protocols to send/receive data on the Internet Protocol (🎨 by me)
#furryart #furry #computerscience
#furryart #furry #computerscience
August 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
TCP and UDP are the two most commonly used protocols to send/receive data on the Internet Protocol (🎨 by me)
#furryart #furry #computerscience
#furryart #furry #computerscience
Kink is TCP, not UDP!
remember, the most important part of kink is negotiation!
always determine what baud rate, data bits, stop bits*, and parity you'll be using!
And software or hardware handshaking.
* also known as a safeword
always determine what baud rate, data bits, stop bits*, and parity you'll be using!
And software or hardware handshaking.
* also known as a safeword
Collar for the machine in your life
March 22, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Kink is TCP, not UDP!
No… Your streaming video and audio don’t use TCP. They use UDP. A ping uses ICMP. IP is just the protocol that ferries packets from one host to another. TCP layers on top of it. But so do UDP and ICMP.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
No… Your streaming video and audio don’t use TCP. They use UDP. A ping uses ICMP. IP is just the protocol that ferries packets from one host to another. TCP layers on top of it. But so do UDP and ICMP.
reposting yourself is TCP retransmission I’m mostly UDP, if it didn’t hit it dies on the scroll back
June 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
reposting yourself is TCP retransmission I’m mostly UDP, if it didn’t hit it dies on the scroll back
Shortly after the pandemic broke out, all TCP applications were converted to UDP to avoid handshakes
March 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Shortly after the pandemic broke out, all TCP applications were converted to UDP to avoid handshakes
"Measure UDP and TCP connection latency for IPv4 and IPv6 using eBPF and Go"
GitHub - pouriyajamshidi/flat: Measure UDP and TCP connection latency for IPv4 and IPv6 using eBPF and Go
Measure UDP and TCP connection latency for IPv4 and IPv6 using eBPF and Go - pouriyajamshidi/flat
github.com
April 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"Measure UDP and TCP connection latency for IPv4 and IPv6 using eBPF and Go"
Analyzing Network Protocols — TCP vs. UDP
link.medium.com
December 9, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Analyzing Network Protocols — TCP vs. UDP