happy 12-minutes-early-for-east-coasters Independence Day to my fellow USAmericans!
July 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
happy 12-minutes-early-for-east-coasters Independence Day to my fellow USAmericans!
USAmericans hit their peak with the combination of peanut butter with jam
September 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
USAmericans hit their peak with the combination of peanut butter with jam
The more I interact on these USA-owned platforms, the more I realise USAmericans seriously lack in education. You've been trained in flag-waiving and gun-toting, but not in history or politics.
The level of stupid, sometimes...
The level of stupid, sometimes...
May 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The more I interact on these USA-owned platforms, the more I realise USAmericans seriously lack in education. You've been trained in flag-waiving and gun-toting, but not in history or politics.
The level of stupid, sometimes...
The level of stupid, sometimes...
nobody other than USamericans ever expects the US to be good at anything
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
nobody other than USamericans ever expects the US to be good at anything
Big case in point: USAmericans may hate academics, but it's not going well for them, etc., sadly.
September 24, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Big case in point: USAmericans may hate academics, but it's not going well for them, etc., sadly.
wait till USAmericans hear about healthcare stuff
Space stuff is cool.
We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff.
Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran.
What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?
We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff.
Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran.
What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?
April 11, 2026 at 10:15 AM
wait till USAmericans hear about healthcare stuff
how long will usamericans be welcome anywhere else?
🚨🚨Breaking: #WorldCup referee from #Somalia barred from entering US forcing him out of the global sporting event just days before the first match. 🧵
www.politico.com/news/2026/06...
www.politico.com/news/2026/06...
World Cup referee from Somalia barred from entering US
The decision comes amid concern that Trump administration policies will hamper preparations for the global sporting event.
www.politico.com
June 9, 2026 at 7:26 AM
how long will usamericans be welcome anywhere else?
USAmericans would rather demonize socialism than educate each other on anti-fascism and combat fascism
August 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
USAmericans would rather demonize socialism than educate each other on anti-fascism and combat fascism
Dear USAmericans,
Fascism is real. Mockery is uselful, for sure.
But uprising is now more important than ever.
United. Organise. Go underground.
Understand you are not "exceptional"
We learned this the hard way, after WWII.
Fascism is real. Mockery is uselful, for sure.
But uprising is now more important than ever.
United. Organise. Go underground.
Understand you are not "exceptional"
We learned this the hard way, after WWII.
April 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Dear USAmericans,
Fascism is real. Mockery is uselful, for sure.
But uprising is now more important than ever.
United. Organise. Go underground.
Understand you are not "exceptional"
We learned this the hard way, after WWII.
Fascism is real. Mockery is uselful, for sure.
But uprising is now more important than ever.
United. Organise. Go underground.
Understand you are not "exceptional"
We learned this the hard way, after WWII.
USAmericans and Europeans don't know how good they have it lol
September 27, 2026 at 2:13 PM
USAmericans and Europeans don't know how good they have it lol
Seeing USAmericans talk about guns when they shoot up schools and then seeing them blaming the guns is sad. Cyprus has similar guns per capita and we never ever do school shootings. USAmericans have a culture where violence is a normal outlet for certain demographics like privileged white guys.
Oh, even from sensible people because it's a really big trap if they never studied this angle.
Explained a bit here actually, see screenshot: Against the Uncritical Adoption of 'AI' Technologies in Academia. doi.org/10.5281/zeno...
CC @irisvanrooij.bsky.social @fellowesin.bsky.social
Explained a bit here actually, see screenshot: Against the Uncritical Adoption of 'AI' Technologies in Academia. doi.org/10.5281/zeno...
CC @irisvanrooij.bsky.social @fellowesin.bsky.social
September 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Seeing USAmericans talk about guns when they shoot up schools and then seeing them blaming the guns is sad. Cyprus has similar guns per capita and we never ever do school shootings. USAmericans have a culture where violence is a normal outlet for certain demographics like privileged white guys.
Got added to a blocklist for people who "misname Americans as USAmericans" 🤙
October 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Got added to a blocklist for people who "misname Americans as USAmericans" 🤙
USAmericans sauna with clothes and shoes on
August 27, 2026 at 12:36 PM
USAmericans sauna with clothes and shoes on
this is hilarious, i'm sorry usamericans, i fear i too may be afflicted with burgerphobia 😔
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
this is hilarious, i'm sorry usamericans, i fear i too may be afflicted with burgerphobia 😔
Usamericans when they see any japanese media not made by someone named Miyazaki
Wow looks like dork shit for paedophile nerds
August 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Usamericans when they see any japanese media not made by someone named Miyazaki
This is my biggest beef with USAmericans right now.
Clinging to the "American Exceptionalism" with a wilful and blind ignorance of what is actually happening in their country.
You're so lost, 'Murica...
Clinging to the "American Exceptionalism" with a wilful and blind ignorance of what is actually happening in their country.
You're so lost, 'Murica...
July 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
This is my biggest beef with USAmericans right now.
Clinging to the "American Exceptionalism" with a wilful and blind ignorance of what is actually happening in their country.
You're so lost, 'Murica...
Clinging to the "American Exceptionalism" with a wilful and blind ignorance of what is actually happening in their country.
You're so lost, 'Murica...
the fetish posts are awesome what i hate is seeing white homeowning usamericans libbing out on my tl
May 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
the fetish posts are awesome what i hate is seeing white homeowning usamericans libbing out on my tl
USAmericans:
It is better to OVERREACT and save your democracy, than to UNDERREACT and find out you don't have a say anymore in 3 years from now.
It is better to OVERREACT and save your democracy, than to UNDERREACT and find out you don't have a say anymore in 3 years from now.
This is not normal. None of this is normal.
YouTube video by JoJoFromJerz
www.youtube.com
March 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
USAmericans:
It is better to OVERREACT and save your democracy, than to UNDERREACT and find out you don't have a say anymore in 3 years from now.
It is better to OVERREACT and save your democracy, than to UNDERREACT and find out you don't have a say anymore in 3 years from now.
USAmericans, seriously.
The best way to classify you: Naivité.
You don't realise what pain means.
You are way behind Europe, regarding social rights, but you still think you're the best. You have no clue...
Flag-waving & gun-toting, instead of building a civilisation.
Which you don't have, yet.
The best way to classify you: Naivité.
You don't realise what pain means.
You are way behind Europe, regarding social rights, but you still think you're the best. You have no clue...
Flag-waving & gun-toting, instead of building a civilisation.
Which you don't have, yet.
May 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
USAmericans, seriously.
The best way to classify you: Naivité.
You don't realise what pain means.
You are way behind Europe, regarding social rights, but you still think you're the best. You have no clue...
Flag-waving & gun-toting, instead of building a civilisation.
Which you don't have, yet.
The best way to classify you: Naivité.
You don't realise what pain means.
You are way behind Europe, regarding social rights, but you still think you're the best. You have no clue...
Flag-waving & gun-toting, instead of building a civilisation.
Which you don't have, yet.
Every study proves that immigrants are great for the economy, commit much less crime and cook better than than USAmericans
August 24, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Every study proves that immigrants are great for the economy, commit much less crime and cook better than than USAmericans
Seeing USAmericans like "we don't have a national dish"
How could you say this when she's right there 😭
How could you say this when she's right there 😭
March 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Seeing USAmericans like "we don't have a national dish"
How could you say this when she's right there 😭
How could you say this when she's right there 😭
It was good to hear USAmericans defend Canada.
Come visit us!!
Come visit us!!
🍁 Hey, #Canada... Are you feeling a little shell-shocked and stressed by this past year? Me too.
🎞️ I made this little clip reel of #Americans standing up for #Canada this year to cheer myself up. It will do your heart good to watch it.
💪🏼 🍁
#CDNpoli #Never51
youtu.be/CAj2jYMVhlk?...
🎞️ I made this little clip reel of #Americans standing up for #Canada this year to cheer myself up. It will do your heart good to watch it.
💪🏼 🍁
#CDNpoli #Never51
youtu.be/CAj2jYMVhlk?...
Supercut - Americans Standing Up For Canada
YouTube video by Trailer Park PhD
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It was good to hear USAmericans defend Canada.
Come visit us!!
Come visit us!!
i just realized that this is because 90% of usamericans were never taught basic phonetics and Literally Cannot Read my name. that’s actually so fucked up
when i put my name on orders they always read it confused like "F.E.L.?" and now im wondering what that could possibly stand for
September 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
i just realized that this is because 90% of usamericans were never taught basic phonetics and Literally Cannot Read my name. that’s actually so fucked up
Cool. We’ll all - everyone in the stupid fucking world - just get much poorer & less safe now cos of made up racist bullshit sold to USAmericans about Latin Americans & Muslims. 🤷♀️
April 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Cool. We’ll all - everyone in the stupid fucking world - just get much poorer & less safe now cos of made up racist bullshit sold to USAmericans about Latin Americans & Muslims. 🤷♀️
You can say it. It's USAmericans. It's always USAmericans projecting their shit onto everyone else.
June 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You can say it. It's USAmericans. It's always USAmericans projecting their shit onto everyone else.