#UZR
Getting mad at Baseball reference, it’s woke, no more bWAR, no more UZR, no more DEI, our constitution wanted one stat and that’s dingers.
December 26, 2024 at 5:46 AM
朝ごはんはUZRのTKG🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
May 2, 2024 at 12:15 AM
gar kein bock nachher zurück uzr stinkewand zu gehen 😭
March 25, 2026 at 12:38 PM
WAR: Wood accretion rate
ERA: Engorgement rise average
OPS: One-eyed pants snakes
UZR: Unintended zipper-area rigidity
xFIP: Excited Feelings in Phallus
PECOTA: Penile Enlargement Coming Out of The Auditorium
wRCp: Wanker Reaching Coitus preparedness
RF: Rapid Fapping
I dont track "erection data" but IF I did I'd call them "Stiffy Stats"
January 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Inventing Congressional UZR just to make everyone mad
August 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Say Hello To Captain.. uh Dog

Commissioned by UZR (Telegram)
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 PM
We need to appreciate knowing a little bit about something. Sometimes someone will reply “you know who could play ball? Juan Pierre” and a bunch of nerds will jump all over them talking about UZR and DWAR instead of just being like “yeah good pull man”. This goes for sports, videogames, movies, etc
December 21, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Mashup (Short Version)
Narra Mine & Public Enemy
youtube.com/shorts/U-uZR...
July 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Artist: uzr akira
Media: girls band cry
Source: https://tianqiaodixiahuapolan.lofter.com/post/7c88604f_2bc1d257c
May 21, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Artist: uzr akira
Media: girls band cry
Source: https://tianqiaodixiahuapolan.lofter.com/post/7c88604f_2bc1d257c
June 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
the 2026 baltimore orioles outfield may test the limits DRS and UZR (derogatory)
March 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Arxadaşlar, üzr diləyirəm biraz küfür etmiş gibi olur amma mən bunun tipinə soxum
May 4, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Just published a new video essay about the recent gay beer moral panic where I also detail past moral panics, and break down how they occur. youtu.be/UZr-LtWOYls
August 22, 2023 at 5:56 PM
メリークリスマス
うずらさん(@uzr-sm.bsky.social)と線画交換!
楽しかったです✨ありがとうございました‼
線画:うずらさん
塗り:喰
#虚無男FA
December 25, 2024 at 1:00 PM
🔴 Suspension réforme des retraites : « Une ligne rouge pour la droite », selon l’entourage de Bruno Retailleau

➡️ https://l.humanite.fr/uzr
October 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Will be live a little early today! Hoping to sneak in a little extra FF2 on today's stream. See you on YT/Twitch soon!

youtube.com/live/jNq-UZR...
Final Fantasy II Co-Op: Kashuan Keep & Beyond! (Part 3) | Every FF Continues
YouTube video by Grinding Gear
youtube.com
June 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ein toller Bericht zum Thema #Sexarbeit bei @RTL West
Link uzr Aufzeichnung:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnEo...
#MadameKALI #RespectSexwork
August 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Not what I expected to photograph today at Glasgow International this morning. Antonov An-32 UR-UZR of Xena departing for Czechia on the next stage of a long journey from South America.
January 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Artist: uzr akira
Media: yoru no kurage wa oyogenai
Source: https://www.weibo.com/6482260980/Oh93JrUqF
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
uzr so mean to me for no reason
somebody stop her she's reaching for the butterscotch discs
my wife keeps insulting my taste in candy
junior mints are good FUCK OFF
May 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah we don’t need UZR if fucking PEDO MADE IT
April 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“His UZR is still really good so he’s an elite player.” Love that without roids he turned into Jason Heyward
September 11, 2023 at 3:11 AM
やきう見てるから“陽“の者とも多少話を合わせることができるものの隙あらばopsとかuzrとかなんj民的な話をしてしまっておわり
January 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Artist: uzr akira
Media: limbus company, project moon
Source: https://twitter.com/xuansanming/status/1993723003344171184
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM