Most uptight MFer on the planet.
Josh Hawley a close second.
Josh Hawley a close second.
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Most uptight MFer on the planet.
Josh Hawley a close second.
Josh Hawley a close second.
Megyn Kelly set a Super Bowl record for the most uptight posts during halftime.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Megyn Kelly set a Super Bowl record for the most uptight posts during halftime.
Been feeling so uptight lately; I need to loosen up
June 26, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Been feeling so uptight lately; I need to loosen up
live your life such that you are considerate of uptight nags without becoming an uptight nag
September 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
live your life such that you are considerate of uptight nags without becoming an uptight nag
Thing I learned today: "Uptight" meant "cool" in the '60s. Stevie Wonder's "Uptight (Everything's Alright)" is about how things are cool
May 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Thing I learned today: "Uptight" meant "cool" in the '60s. Stevie Wonder's "Uptight (Everything's Alright)" is about how things are cool
mfw I stunt on the uptight waitstaff
March 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
mfw I stunt on the uptight waitstaff
“That they’re so uptight about”
I’m guessing that if Cramer hadn’t been seated in his own office as U.S. Senator over a month after he was supposed to for no particular reason he’d have been a bit “uptight” about it as well.
I’m guessing that if Cramer hadn’t been seated in his own office as U.S. Senator over a month after he was supposed to for no particular reason he’d have been a bit “uptight” about it as well.
Sen. Kevin Cramer on Mike Johnson: "It may be getting to be time for him to bring the House back into session, if for no other reason to start doing other legislation and perhaps to swear in the House member from Arizona that they're so uptight about."
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“That they’re so uptight about”
I’m guessing that if Cramer hadn’t been seated in his own office as U.S. Senator over a month after he was supposed to for no particular reason he’d have been a bit “uptight” about it as well.
I’m guessing that if Cramer hadn’t been seated in his own office as U.S. Senator over a month after he was supposed to for no particular reason he’d have been a bit “uptight” about it as well.
People should dance way more. Just let loose. Things get too uptight otherwise
June 19, 2023 at 2:00 AM
People should dance way more. Just let loose. Things get too uptight otherwise
I'm not normally uptight about this but if you're calling a girl with a dick "futa" I'm fucking killing you bro idc
September 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I'm not normally uptight about this but if you're calling a girl with a dick "futa" I'm fucking killing you bro idc
“Uptight about democracy” is something I can get behind.
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“Uptight about democracy” is something I can get behind.
I was wearing a pair of wide leg plaid pants today and hoped that some uptight wad would think they were pajamas and stroke out.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I was wearing a pair of wide leg plaid pants today and hoped that some uptight wad would think they were pajamas and stroke out.
The Ultramarines may be uptight do-gooders but they are uptight do-gooders in the context of the Imperium and that uptight do-goodiness still involves eliminating existential threats and heresy (which in the 40K universe AI is both) with fanatical zeal.
July 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The Ultramarines may be uptight do-gooders but they are uptight do-gooders in the context of the Imperium and that uptight do-goodiness still involves eliminating existential threats and heresy (which in the 40K universe AI is both) with fanatical zeal.
movie made me feel icky and uptight. which is what they were going for.
It’s hard to convey how gross and grimy the aughts were, but ‘Primetime’ does an impeccable job.
vincemancini.substack.com/p/primetime-...
vincemancini.substack.com/p/primetime-...
‘Primetime’ is a Perfectly Grimy Film About the Moral Rot of the Aughts
This is the film Lance Oppenheim was born to make. New York Grime, meet Florida Sleaze, in the God-forsaken Bush years.
vincemancini.substack.com
September 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
movie made me feel icky and uptight. which is what they were going for.
"ABSURDLY UPTIGHT" huh? That's how you're gonna sanewash it?
March 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
"ABSURDLY UPTIGHT" huh? That's how you're gonna sanewash it?
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
August 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
We just dropped off our 12 year old dog to get his teeth cleaned. I will remain an uptight nervous anxious ball of flesh until the call comes in that he's ready to get picked up.
September 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
We just dropped off our 12 year old dog to get his teeth cleaned. I will remain an uptight nervous anxious ball of flesh until the call comes in that he's ready to get picked up.
Don’t follow me if you gonna be uptight and can’t laugh 🤷🏾♀️
November 17, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Don’t follow me if you gonna be uptight and can’t laugh 🤷🏾♀️
#MusicChallenge
#70sSlang
Day 15 / Uptight
Radiohead
Subterranean Homesick Alien
“They're all uptight, uptight
Uptight, uptight
Uptight, uptight”
youtu.be/_fTWmUlTEqE?...
#70sSlang
Day 15 / Uptight
Radiohead
Subterranean Homesick Alien
“They're all uptight, uptight
Uptight, uptight
Uptight, uptight”
youtu.be/_fTWmUlTEqE?...
Subterranean Homesick Alien
YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic
youtu.be
April 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
#MusicChallenge
#70sSlang
Day 15 / Uptight
Radiohead
Subterranean Homesick Alien
“They're all uptight, uptight
Uptight, uptight
Uptight, uptight”
youtu.be/_fTWmUlTEqE?...
#70sSlang
Day 15 / Uptight
Radiohead
Subterranean Homesick Alien
“They're all uptight, uptight
Uptight, uptight
Uptight, uptight”
youtu.be/_fTWmUlTEqE?...
How to spot the uptight Cleric in an enthusiastic ‘Paladin-Only’ adventuring party…
December 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
How to spot the uptight Cleric in an enthusiastic ‘Paladin-Only’ adventuring party…
maybe manchester city are just too uptight and emotional to win the title
May 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
maybe manchester city are just too uptight and emotional to win the title
Would you accept Daisy fucking her uptight roommate to pay the rent?
Cliche I know...
Cliche I know...
September 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Would you accept Daisy fucking her uptight roommate to pay the rent?
Cliche I know...
Cliche I know...
(doing improv at the fremen sietch) man, these guys are uptight. let's see if my spit take routine can lighten the mood
November 17, 2024 at 1:39 AM
(doing improv at the fremen sietch) man, these guys are uptight. let's see if my spit take routine can lighten the mood
Bun wife instant loss?
She's so uptight and refined, needs correcting 😤
She's so uptight and refined, needs correcting 😤
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Bun wife instant loss?
She's so uptight and refined, needs correcting 😤
She's so uptight and refined, needs correcting 😤
"uptight"
BREAKING Sean Penn wins Oscar for best supporting actor for his portrayal of an absurdly uptight soldier trying to bury his past in "One Battle After Another"
March 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"uptight"