#UsesForMyTimeMachine
#UsesForMyTimeMachine I really shouldn't say, but nothing too drastic.
September 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
#UsesForMyTimeMachine Took a selfie with baby Hitler.
September 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
#UsesForMyTimeMachine Temperence [sic] Hill was the longshot winner of the 1980 Belmont Stakes paying out at 53-1. Buy Apple at IPO in December of the same year.
September 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
#UsesForMyTimeMachine I'm gonna bang your grandma so when I come back maybe you won't be so dumb.
September 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Talk this woman into getting her tubes tied some time before mid-1945

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September 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Solve my great grandfather's murder

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September 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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To go back to Spain 1984 and say yes to the hot girl that was all over me and wanted to go back to my room instead of being a dumb ass and saying no I’m going to the pub.
September 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Do The Bird with Morris and the guys

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September 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Not being late for everything

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September 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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To go back and stop Enola Gay.

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OMD - Enola Gay (Live at Royal Albert Hall 2016)
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September 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
#UsesForMyTimeMachine to check my lottery numbers
a cartoon of snoopy dancing in front of a boombox .
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy dancing in front of a boombox .
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September 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Travel to 2525.
September 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Go back and save Raquel.
September 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM

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September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
#UsesForMyTimeMachine First i would stop a lot of things before they became a problem. Then i would finish that to do list my wife keeps filling up.
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
a man in a bathtub with the words party is over
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September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#UsesForMyTimeMachine Skip over all the summers! 🥳
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#UsesForMyTimeMachine Start the weekend over!
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
#UsesForMyTimeMachine Get to work on time!
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