Chuck Schumer Delivers Victory Speech To Previously Enthusiastic Crowd https://theonion.com/chuck-schumer-delivers-victory-speech-to-previously-enthusiastic-crowd/
November 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Chuck Schumer Delivers Victory Speech To Previously Enthusiastic Crowd https://theonion.com/chuck-schumer-delivers-victory-speech-to-previously-enthusiastic-crowd/
Haley Stevens High-Fiving Everyone At El-Sayed Victory Party Like Nothing Happened
November 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Haley Stevens High-Fiving Everyone At El-Sayed Victory Party Like Nothing Happened
Take the victory. Own the victory.
November 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Take the victory. Own the victory.
Ossoff pays tribute to John Lewis in his victory speech
November 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Ossoff pays tribute to John Lewis in his victory speech
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐲. 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧!
November 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐲. 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧!
Don't be gracious in victory.
Be ruthless.
And retaliate.
They are awful, deceitful people. Treat them accordingly.
Be ruthless.
And retaliate.
They are awful, deceitful people. Treat them accordingly.
November 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Don't be gracious in victory.
Be ruthless.
And retaliate.
They are awful, deceitful people. Treat them accordingly.
Be ruthless.
And retaliate.
They are awful, deceitful people. Treat them accordingly.
GENERATIONAL PRESBYTERIAN VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
GENERATIONAL PRESBYTERIAN VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abdul El-Sayed claims victory: “Michigan, we did it!”
November 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Abdul El-Sayed claims victory: “Michigan, we did it!”
I’m not going to declare victory yet but things are looking really friggin good
November 4, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I’m not going to declare victory yet but things are looking really friggin good
El-Sayed’s victory speech: “You took a chance on the unlikeliest of candidates. This is all yours.”
November 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
El-Sayed’s victory speech: “You took a chance on the unlikeliest of candidates. This is all yours.”
Assume the victory position
November 4, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Assume the victory position
“Let the joyous news be spread…”
November 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
“Let the joyous news be spread…”
Another victory for junk in the trunk
Democrat Jon Ossoff has defeated Republican Mike Collins to win another term in the Georgia Senate race, NBC News projects www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
November 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Another victory for junk in the trunk
Mike Johnson is preparing to eat shit during his victory speech
November 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Mike Johnson is preparing to eat shit during his victory speech
Reporter: "Senator Hyde-Smith all but declared victory last night. I want to get your response."
Colom: "Bless her heart."
Colom: "Bless her heart."
November 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Reporter: "Senator Hyde-Smith all but declared victory last night. I want to get your response."
Colom: "Bless her heart."
Colom: "Bless her heart."
El-Sayed on the stage at his election night party declaring victory. Incredible. Historic.
November 4, 2026 at 6:33 AM
El-Sayed on the stage at his election night party declaring victory. Incredible. Historic.
House Democrats cleaned up. Republicans tried to gerrymander their way to victory and they failed.
November 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
House Democrats cleaned up. Republicans tried to gerrymander their way to victory and they failed.
November 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Man, Florida only being +3 R is fucking crazy. It’s a moral victory, but that’s a hell of a moral victory.
November 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Man, Florida only being +3 R is fucking crazy. It’s a moral victory, but that’s a hell of a moral victory.
el sayad is giving a victory speech!
November 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
el sayad is giving a victory speech!
Our victory – and what comes next. This victory comes with a mandate from the voters that is about ending corruption, ending unfairness, getting money out of politics, bringing down oligarchy, and reducing inequality. That's what we're here for. It's time to get started.
November 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Our victory – and what comes next. This victory comes with a mandate from the voters that is about ending corruption, ending unfairness, getting money out of politics, bringing down oligarchy, and reducing inequality. That's what we're here for. It's time to get started.
You Did It! Great victory! Now let's talk Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer & Lame Duck Trump!
November 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
You Did It! Great victory! Now let's talk Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer & Lame Duck Trump!