VLOOKUP from DOWNTOWN
May 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
VLOOKUP from DOWNTOWN
flag of spreadsheet peoples
August 20, 2026 at 8:58 PM
flag of spreadsheet peoples
Can't spell vlookup without vol
December 6, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Can't spell vlookup without vol
=IF(OR(🐶,🐺,🐻,🦊),(BIG(ROUND()),(VLOOKUP(ANIMAL,FRIENDS,2,TRUE))
April 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
=IF(OR(🐶,🐺,🐻,🦊),(BIG(ROUND()),(VLOOKUP(ANIMAL,FRIENDS,2,TRUE))
Raise your eyes and VLOOKUP to the heavens
August 20, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Raise your eyes and VLOOKUP to the heavens
All this training and studying just to do a vlookup…
July 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
All this training and studying just to do a vlookup…
Just struck me that data analysts and gynaecologists have very different ideas of what a VLOOKUP table is
April 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just struck me that data analysts and gynaecologists have very different ideas of what a VLOOKUP table is
Virgin: my Excel vlookup doesn’t work on small datasets
Chad: my dogshit C++ program ingested 27 million values directly into RAM
Chad: my dogshit C++ program ingested 27 million values directly into RAM
March 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Virgin: my Excel vlookup doesn’t work on small datasets
Chad: my dogshit C++ program ingested 27 million values directly into RAM
Chad: my dogshit C++ program ingested 27 million values directly into RAM
"Spreadsheet people" is ableist. Some of us can't do VLookup.
August 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"Spreadsheet people" is ableist. Some of us can't do VLookup.
26. If you can handle vlookup on excel, you can teach yourself Python on YouTube.
27. I use "Respect" by Aretha Franklin to remember vlookup elements + order
vlookup (lookup_value, table_array, col_index_num, [range_lookup])
l_v: what you want?
t_a: baby I got it
c_i_n: what you need?...
27. I use "Respect" by Aretha Franklin to remember vlookup elements + order
vlookup (lookup_value, table_array, col_index_num, [range_lookup])
l_v: what you want?
t_a: baby I got it
c_i_n: what you need?...
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
26. If you can handle vlookup on excel, you can teach yourself Python on YouTube.
27. I use "Respect" by Aretha Franklin to remember vlookup elements + order
vlookup (lookup_value, table_array, col_index_num, [range_lookup])
l_v: what you want?
t_a: baby I got it
c_i_n: what you need?...
27. I use "Respect" by Aretha Franklin to remember vlookup elements + order
vlookup (lookup_value, table_array, col_index_num, [range_lookup])
l_v: what you want?
t_a: baby I got it
c_i_n: what you need?...
A tariff on VLOOKUP and HLOOKUP so people will have to learn
February 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A tariff on VLOOKUP and HLOOKUP so people will have to learn
Born to be brainless, forced to VLookup
February 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Born to be brainless, forced to VLookup
Use the VLOOKUP() function to find Cunnilingus
May 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Use the VLOOKUP() function to find Cunnilingus
when vlookup isn’t powerful enough you know you’re getting into some serious excel wizardry bullshit
September 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
when vlookup isn’t powerful enough you know you’re getting into some serious excel wizardry bullshit
wrote your vlookup incorrectly?
spill issue
spill issue
whales are hungry?
krill issue
krill issue
homebrew making your family go blind?
still issue
still issue
May 26, 2026 at 12:00 AM
wrote your vlookup incorrectly?
spill issue
spill issue
Me and Gandalf were talking and we're both concerned about your VLOOKUP formulas.
November 24, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Me and Gandalf were talking and we're both concerned about your VLOOKUP formulas.
Don't mix your bedsheets where you spreadsheets
Aka don't hookup where you vlookup
Aka don't hookup where you vlookup
July 4, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Don't mix your bedsheets where you spreadsheets
Aka don't hookup where you vlookup
Aka don't hookup where you vlookup
=VLOOKUP(willtoevenbother)
February 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
=VLOOKUP(willtoevenbother)
Where we’re going we don’t need VLOOKUP
August 20, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Where we’re going we don’t need VLOOKUP
We need to get back to our roots with VLOOKUP
August 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We need to get back to our roots with VLOOKUP
People who still use VLOOKUP instead of XLOOKUP.
You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned
You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned
Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists
The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires.
Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
People who still use VLOOKUP instead of XLOOKUP.
Jefferies' intern using $500k of Claude tokens to add VLOOKUP in a DCF valuation
May 29, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Jefferies' intern using $500k of Claude tokens to add VLOOKUP in a DCF valuation
if I seem a little -FRENZY-ed about the apparent level of helplessness among people with spreadsheet jobs it's because my last full-time job was like, 10% spreadsheets but I still fucking know how to write a VLOOKUP call
September 21, 2026 at 3:43 AM
if I seem a little -FRENZY-ed about the apparent level of helplessness among people with spreadsheet jobs it's because my last full-time job was like, 10% spreadsheets but I still fucking know how to write a VLOOKUP call