#VOGONS
bluesky is leaving us to the vogons
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jan 29
this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!
January 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I suggest too many Tories are Vogons.
April 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Vogons! The lot of them!
September 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Only person to have read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy & identified with the Vogons.
April 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It's apparent he meant vegans, although it's certainly possible he meant Vogons.
October 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I am waiting for the Vogons announcing the intergalactic highway.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Vogons. Texans hate Vogon poetry’s
May 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Ron Cobb, concept art for Vogons for unmade Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series later used for the 2005 film, 1982
October 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Bloody Vogons with their Hyperspace Bypass.
May 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Mao and the Vogons, probably.
Do we know yet who rigged the voting machines in MN against the pillow guy? My money's on Mao.
August 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
wait wait wait- who tf banned the Hitchhiker’s Guide? AND WHY? was it the Vogons? I bet it was the Vogons.
March 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i’m pretty sure he meant to say “vogons,” huge douglas adams fan that he is.
October 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Vogons?

I’ve got MY Towel!
October 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The vogons have finally caught up with Donald Trump. You gotta have permits to build bypasses.
Lmao oh no this is actually right.
You see to demolish a federal building is a crime and the president is covered under immunity but building a federal building is a civil process and the president has to comply with the process
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Vogons live west of the 405 and drink oat milk.
March 30, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Even the Vogons are like, "Make this stop, please."
October 21, 2024 at 3:50 PM
The Vogons are coming! The Vogons are coming!
Regret to report an outbreak of riot poetry.
August 16, 2024 at 9:29 AM
I was looking up reactions to historical GPU scaling and found this gem on Vogons:
www.vogons.org/viewtopic.ph...
OP is lamenting his 3 year old/300€ GPU does not even boot the vast majority of new releases in 2007. In 2025, a GTX 1060/270€ from 2016 still boots nearly all games and gets ~30 fps.
March 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
the vogons look like they would be in The Wall
July 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh dear. Entirely down to my faulty neurons that appear to have created an unintentional combination of bogans and Vogons 😭
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Vogons.
Name your fav Star Trek species, wrongs answers only.
September 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
i keep calling vogons vortigaunts

i should play half-life again
July 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Universal Big Bad Vogons. Artists No Have Money. Tay Tay Get Artists Money from Big Bad Vogons.
April 30, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I thought the Vogons would be funnier in real life and that’s on me for reading the hitchhikers guide at to impressionable of a young age
February 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“Worth more than Earth” so where exactly is that coming from? The Vogons? The Daleks? Ignorant prat that he is.
July 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM