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Happy Humpday, who’s volunteering? :)
September 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Happy Humpday, who’s volunteering? :)
I wonder why Kyle Rittenhouse isn’t volunteering to protect Tesla dealerships?
March 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I wonder why Kyle Rittenhouse isn’t volunteering to protect Tesla dealerships?
Need a seat… who’s volunteering? 😏🪑
June 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Need a seat… who’s volunteering? 😏🪑
You cannot run a civilisation based on volunteering.
Like the "I would make lattes in the revolution" posts from way back, I would take this sentiment more seriously if they would admit society requires necessary labor that people DON'T WANT TO DO and have to be either paid or forced
Notably this post does not say "you dream of cleaning sewers"
Notably this post does not say "you dream of cleaning sewers"
September 29, 2026 at 8:59 AM
You cannot run a civilisation based on volunteering.
literally stop volunteering to be incubators for this fucking deadbeat
February 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
literally stop volunteering to be incubators for this fucking deadbeat
My wife’s volunteering as a poll worker. I’m concerned.
my dad’s a poll worker and was telling me about the belligerent maga types showing up. this will definitely be a thing on tuesday.
November 1, 2024 at 9:43 PM
My wife’s volunteering as a poll worker. I’m concerned.
Mob bosses convicted by Rudy are volunteering to serve as free collection agents for Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss.
January 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Mob bosses convicted by Rudy are volunteering to serve as free collection agents for Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss.
lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.
another day volunteering at the elite journalism museum
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
another day volunteering at the elite journalism museum
I much prefer volunteering by setting up events because at the events themselves there are, you know, people.
May 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I much prefer volunteering by setting up events because at the events themselves there are, you know, people.
Madam Vice President Kamala Harris & Family
at D.C. Central Kitchen
giving back to the community.
💙 Pure Joy 🫂
at D.C. Central Kitchen
giving back to the community.
💙 Pure Joy 🫂
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Madam Vice President Kamala Harris & Family
at D.C. Central Kitchen
giving back to the community.
💙 Pure Joy 🫂
at D.C. Central Kitchen
giving back to the community.
💙 Pure Joy 🫂
Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.
Any volunteering throats? 🍆
August 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Any volunteering throats? 🍆
Toffie volunteering in some gloryhole
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Toffie volunteering in some gloryhole
It’s telling that it’s *always* about making someone else do the hard labor, and never volunteering for it yourself.
More in No, Other People:
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
New poll:
“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”
• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree
“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”
• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory
April 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s telling that it’s *always* about making someone else do the hard labor, and never volunteering for it yourself.
Republicans can’t even rhetorically maneuver their way out of dogfucking allegations and there are dems still volunteering to gas trans people
September 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Republicans can’t even rhetorically maneuver their way out of dogfucking allegations and there are dems still volunteering to gas trans people
Update from my wife who’s volunteering as a poll watcher in PA today
November 5, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Update from my wife who’s volunteering as a poll watcher in PA today
Just volunteering for the PRIDES..
June 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just volunteering for the PRIDES..
thank u for volunteering for the winter shift aaron
May 21, 2026 at 1:14 AM
thank u for volunteering for the winter shift aaron
Thank u all for volunteering to be gay little deers
September 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Thank u all for volunteering to be gay little deers
Our thoughts are with North Carolina, New Mexico, and Texas. There are many ways to help, whether by donating or, if you’re able, volunteering on the ground. 💚
July 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Our thoughts are with North Carolina, New Mexico, and Texas. There are many ways to help, whether by donating or, if you’re able, volunteering on the ground. 💚