*vacuums up 20 pounds of cat hair*
*narrows eyes at 9-pound cat*
*narrows eyes at 9-pound cat*
April 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
*vacuums up 20 pounds of cat hair*
*narrows eyes at 9-pound cat*
*narrows eyes at 9-pound cat*
One day you’re just a guy, and the next you’re King Sammy I, emperor of the robot vacuums
Sammy Azdoufal accidentally gained control of nearly 7,000 robot vacuums in 24 countries while trying to use his PlayStation 5 controller to pilot his own robot vacuum 😅 www.theverge.com/tech/879088/...
The DJI Romo robovac had security so poor, this man remotely accessed thousands of them
DJI may have fixed it now.
www.theverge.com
March 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
One day you’re just a guy, and the next you’re King Sammy I, emperor of the robot vacuums
March 20, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I was telling a story at dinner about how when my husband vacuums too close to me, Lola will attack the vacuum to protect me, and the reaction from the group was "your husband vacuums?!" and like, yeah? he's an adult?
I am once again very concerned about the other husbands out there
I am once again very concerned about the other husbands out there
October 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I was telling a story at dinner about how when my husband vacuums too close to me, Lola will attack the vacuum to protect me, and the reaction from the group was "your husband vacuums?!" and like, yeah? he's an adult?
I am once again very concerned about the other husbands out there
I am once again very concerned about the other husbands out there
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
June 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
June 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
me: *vacuums up ant*
ant: oh no
me: *vacuums up all the food my kids spilled*
ant: oh wait
ant: oh no
me: *vacuums up all the food my kids spilled*
ant: oh wait
December 11, 2024 at 1:50 PM
me: *vacuums up ant*
ant: oh no
me: *vacuums up all the food my kids spilled*
ant: oh wait
ant: oh no
me: *vacuums up all the food my kids spilled*
ant: oh wait
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
December 5, 2024 at 3:13 PM
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
This is the games writer equivalent of that guy who does reload animations with vacuums
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is the games writer equivalent of that guy who does reload animations with vacuums
Hi everyone, I’m Ginger!
They don’t let vacuums on this app, do they?
They don’t let vacuums on this app, do they?
November 16, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Hi everyone, I’m Ginger!
They don’t let vacuums on this app, do they?
They don’t let vacuums on this app, do they?
our plagiarism machine vacuums up garbage and dumps it on you, which is, in fact, your fault
@NBCNews: Social media has been buzzing with examples of Google’s new, “experimental” AI tool going awry.
A Google spokesperson said the company believes users are deliberately attempting to trip up the technology with uncommon questions. https://t.co/Wj9iuKzzHk
A Google spokesperson said the company believes users are deliberately attempting to trip up the technology with uncommon questions. https://t.co/Wj9iuKzzHk
May 25, 2024 at 2:10 AM
our plagiarism machine vacuums up garbage and dumps it on you, which is, in fact, your fault
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
The FCC Just Banned Most Robot Vacuums. www.cnet.com/tech/computi...
The FCC Just Banned Most Robot Vacuums. Here's What That Means - CNET
The FCC's latest guidance could effectively ban robot vacuums, mowers and pool cleaners.
www.cnet.com
August 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The FCC Just Banned Most Robot Vacuums. www.cnet.com/tech/computi...
Yes, I did compare generative AI to Roomba vacuums! 👇🏻
May 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Yes, I did compare generative AI to Roomba vacuums! 👇🏻
gonna rename my cat nature because of how she feels about vacuums
April 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
gonna rename my cat nature because of how she feels about vacuums
lotta donut vacuums not doing shit about shit, as usual
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
lotta donut vacuums not doing shit about shit, as usual
Looking at new vacuums makes me horny 😮💨
September 29, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Looking at new vacuums makes me horny 😮💨
Vacuum while the baby vacuums! Promote your book while the baby promotes his book!
April 16, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Vacuum while the baby vacuums! Promote your book while the baby promotes his book!
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
June 8, 2024 at 6:31 PM
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
December 5, 2023 at 3:58 PM
are dyson vacuums from dyson spheres
The economic and military power vacuums the US has opened up — and how they’ll inevitably get filled — will be an enormous story.
As an American living in the UK, I wonder if most Americans realize just how much Trump has irrevocably torched opinions of the US. People are afraid to visit, see the country increasingly as an adversary, and that’s *before* the tariffs. This is doing long term damage—and that’s in our closest ally
April 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The economic and military power vacuums the US has opened up — and how they’ll inevitably get filled — will be an enormous story.
love to create power vacuums and then just let things play out. expert planning, sir. strategic mastery.
Armed men and heavy gunfire near Miraflores Presidential Palace.
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
love to create power vacuums and then just let things play out. expert planning, sir. strategic mastery.
Marketing a line of extremely secretive vacuums called Suction 31.
January 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Marketing a line of extremely secretive vacuums called Suction 31.