Washington is full of rule-following valedictorians who were inspired by the West Wing and did Model UN and moot court and studied their heroes and who believe in using government to help people.
That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.
That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.
January 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Washington is full of rule-following valedictorians who were inspired by the West Wing and did Model UN and moot court and studied their heroes and who believe in using government to help people.
That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.
That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.
Two high school valedictorians.
December 12, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Two high school valedictorians.
smart calorlies? no thx. i only eat the valedictorians.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
smart calorlies? no thx. i only eat the valedictorians.
Homeschool valedictorians, married their homeschool sweethearts...
September 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Homeschool valedictorians, married their homeschool sweethearts...
3 childhood friends graduate #Detroit 's Renaissance High School as co-valedictorians
3 childhood friends graduate Detroit’s Renaissance High School as co-valedictorians
Three women became friends at 5 years old, now they’ll be graduating together as co-valedictorians.
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June 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
3 childhood friends graduate #Detroit 's Renaissance High School as co-valedictorians
You're telling me Brian here is allowed to lead a church after famously sleeping with all three O'Connell sisters, but none of the five Valedictorians okay, alright
January 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You're telling me Brian here is allowed to lead a church after famously sleeping with all three O'Connell sisters, but none of the five Valedictorians okay, alright
I need all the simpering valedictorians to understand this.
"You can't get mad at Itch, they had no choice!"
You can, actually, get mad at a platform that gleefully made money off of you for years and then abandoned you to save themselves the moment it got difficult.
You can, actually, get mad at a platform that gleefully made money off of you for years and then abandoned you to save themselves the moment it got difficult.
July 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I need all the simpering valedictorians to understand this.
This made my day. I enjoy watching a MAGA deplorable getting his ass kicked by teenagers that he was trying to "own". They are humanitarian valedictorians.
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
This made my day. I enjoy watching a MAGA deplorable getting his ass kicked by teenagers that he was trying to "own". They are humanitarian valedictorians.
Opinion | What if the Valedictorians in America’s Schools Were the Cool Kids?
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
"We're having two Valedictorians this year."
June 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"We're having two Valedictorians this year."
And the Five Wishes are your Season 0 valedictorians!
December 22, 2024 at 10:09 PM
And the Five Wishes are your Season 0 valedictorians!
And these and other massacres included in this thread were because white people were big mad that Black people were successful. Meritocracy, my a**.
Same BS when a Black Valedictorian earns that spot and suddenly for the first time in a school's history..."Co-Valedictorians".
Same BS when a Black Valedictorian earns that spot and suddenly for the first time in a school's history..."Co-Valedictorians".
If we had true meritocracy they would have never burned down Black Wall Street or the many Black neighborhoods they did or tore through once successful Black neighborhoods to build highways and parks at their sites 1/
Meritocracy is very misleading. Generally unfair. Because all people are not as equal as we might hope. Because we have a HISTORY and many need accommodations. For many reasons.
April 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And these and other massacres included in this thread were because white people were big mad that Black people were successful. Meritocracy, my a**.
Same BS when a Black Valedictorian earns that spot and suddenly for the first time in a school's history..."Co-Valedictorians".
Same BS when a Black Valedictorian earns that spot and suddenly for the first time in a school's history..."Co-Valedictorians".
We can have a world class economist, confident, articulate, knowledgeable, speaking with authority or we can have a grade 8 Valedictorian lead our country. Who would you chose?
No disrespect to grade 8 valedictorians.
No disrespect to grade 8 valedictorians.
April 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We can have a world class economist, confident, articulate, knowledgeable, speaking with authority or we can have a grade 8 Valedictorian lead our country. Who would you chose?
No disrespect to grade 8 valedictorians.
No disrespect to grade 8 valedictorians.
What if the cool kids in American schools were the valedictorians, not the jocks? My column on lessons from Asia: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/o...
Opinion | What if the Valedictorians in America’s Schools Were the Cool Kids?
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
What if the cool kids in American schools were the valedictorians, not the jocks? My column on lessons from Asia: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/o...
21 year old at college: free Palestine
NYT columnist: sounds like incitement to genocide
Chris Rufo: dumbass idiots believe my shit, I love 2 lie, valedictorians must now poop in the school litter box to prove loyalty
NYT columnist: thanks for letting me know my good man
NYT columnist: sounds like incitement to genocide
Chris Rufo: dumbass idiots believe my shit, I love 2 lie, valedictorians must now poop in the school litter box to prove loyalty
NYT columnist: thanks for letting me know my good man
It's mind blowing that Chris Rufo readily admits to operating in bad faith and major media outlets still take him at face value. The guy admits to not meaning what he says! Listen to him!
Actually, if your only "conservative" perspective comes from the guy who has repeatedly said he is saying these things in abject bad faith, then you have nothing and there's no reason to run the piece in the first place.
April 17, 2024 at 2:18 PM
21 year old at college: free Palestine
NYT columnist: sounds like incitement to genocide
Chris Rufo: dumbass idiots believe my shit, I love 2 lie, valedictorians must now poop in the school litter box to prove loyalty
NYT columnist: thanks for letting me know my good man
NYT columnist: sounds like incitement to genocide
Chris Rufo: dumbass idiots believe my shit, I love 2 lie, valedictorians must now poop in the school litter box to prove loyalty
NYT columnist: thanks for letting me know my good man
Dozens of BPS valedictorians celebrated for academic achievement at annual luncheon | Click on the image to read the full story
Dozens of BPS valedictorians celebrated for academic achievement at annual luncheon
The valedictorians at all 33 of Boston's public schools were celebrated for their outstanding accomplishments at an annual luncheon Tuesday afternoon.
www.wcvb.com
May 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Dozens of BPS valedictorians celebrated for academic achievement at annual luncheon | Click on the image to read the full story
Really tired of the worshipping of athletes by inviting them to the White house habit. Why don't we honor high school valedictorians, winners of science fairs, kids who start community service projects, etc
February 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Really tired of the worshipping of athletes by inviting them to the White house habit. Why don't we honor high school valedictorians, winners of science fairs, kids who start community service projects, etc
Spelman College's Class Of 2026 Has Seven Valedictorians. Seven Brilliant Black Women At The BLACK Top Of Their Class.
#RHSLC Bronwyn Newport's Mystery Man Revealed as a Married NYC Restauranteur
Cardi B parts ways with her management company after 4 years
#RHSLC Bronwyn Newport's Mystery Man Revealed as a Married NYC Restauranteur
Cardi B parts ways with her management company after 4 years
October 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Spelman College's Class Of 2026 Has Seven Valedictorians. Seven Brilliant Black Women At The BLACK Top Of Their Class.
#RHSLC Bronwyn Newport's Mystery Man Revealed as a Married NYC Restauranteur
Cardi B parts ways with her management company after 4 years
#RHSLC Bronwyn Newport's Mystery Man Revealed as a Married NYC Restauranteur
Cardi B parts ways with her management company after 4 years
The Ancestors wildest dreams .. A thousand congratulations to these young women. edition.cnn.com/2026/05/16/u...
Meet the Spelman Seven crossing the stage as valedictorians together | CNN
The Spelman Seven have broken the school’s record for the greatest number of valedictorians in a graduating class, the historically Black college said.
edition.cnn.com
May 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The Ancestors wildest dreams .. A thousand congratulations to these young women. edition.cnn.com/2026/05/16/u...
All valedictorians need to specify that they are commenting on this issue from a POST-July 2025 framework only, absolutely not condemning anything that happened before July when it was illegal to say genocide was bad
July 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
All valedictorians need to specify that they are commenting on this issue from a POST-July 2025 framework only, absolutely not condemning anything that happened before July when it was illegal to say genocide was bad
Alexandria's reputation as "a city of valedictorians" remains undefeated. Love this deeply geeky city.
Check your kid’s Halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide a Planning and Zoning Virtual Community Update in this one.
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Alexandria's reputation as "a city of valedictorians" remains undefeated. Love this deeply geeky city.
“this year we’re going to have two class valedictorians because reasons” 🙄
One year after Beyonce became the first Black artist to win a Grammy for Best Country Album. They have now decided to split Country into two categories; Contemporary and Traditional. Complete coincidence, I'm sure.
Grammys to split country album into two categories and revive album cover field
The 2026 Grammy Awards, which will air Feb. 1, will include new categories: traditional country album and album cover.
www.yahoo.com
June 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
“this year we’re going to have two class valedictorians because reasons” 🙄
The Grammy version of there suddenly being co-valedictorians when THE valedictorian is Black. Especially if they're the first one.
White people are so fragile. They need everything in life curated to center and elevate them and them alone.
White people are so fragile. They need everything in life curated to center and elevate them and them alone.
All of this because a BW had the audacity to win a category of music that her ancestors created 🤷🏾♀️
www.whatimreading.net/p/grammys-ad...
www.whatimreading.net/p/grammys-ad...
Grammys add ‘traditional country’ category following Beyoncé's win
The Recording Academy has made a distinct change to its Country Album category — a change that is raising eyebrows online among Beyoncé fans.
www.whatimreading.net
June 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The Grammy version of there suddenly being co-valedictorians when THE valedictorian is Black. Especially if they're the first one.
White people are so fragile. They need everything in life curated to center and elevate them and them alone.
White people are so fragile. They need everything in life curated to center and elevate them and them alone.
Do high schools not have Valedictorians anymore?
May 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Do high schools not have Valedictorians anymore?