#Vat

put her in vat of acid
October 21, 2024 at 9:34 AM
BIG VAT! HAIL VAT! VAT VAT VAT VAT VAT!!!
All Hail Vat! Vat consumes the wicked! Vat blends the unworthy! Righteous is the slurry dispensed from Vat!

ALL HAIL VAT, LONG MAY IT BURBLE!
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Vat Skum
June 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
brain out of vat
September 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Andy Burnham confirms that VAT will be removed from electricity bills starting this Thursday
September 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
i finished watching the pitt and i have a plan for improving efficiency in emergency rooms. gather all medicine you have on hand and dump it into a large vat. that's the "wellness vat." wheel it around and ladle it out to people. if someone is critical, pick them up and put them in the wellness vat
August 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
December 21, 2024 at 8:21 PM
New ‘The Bear’ Season Features Mutant Carmy Terrorizing Chicago After Falling Into Vat Of Beef Juice https://theonion.com/new-the-bear-season-features-mutant-carmy-terrorizing-chicago-after-falling-into-vat-of-beef-juice/
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
blowing my clarinet into a vat of borscht
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
November 7, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Amazing story in The Times. Reform UK failed to pay VAT to HMRC on its sales (tickets, merchandise). About £400k in all.

Not tax avoidance. Not tax evasion. They just didn't realise when you sell stuff you have to charge VAT.
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
“Kill them with kindness” Incorrect. Lever + Trap door + Giant vat of acid
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
There are more than 10m children in school in the UK…but, per Times, 3,000 might move to state sector because of VAT rise…so Whitehall is “braced” 😲😲😲

Says a lot about UK media bubble, the way this story is reported.

You pay VAT on luxuries. Private schooling is that.
December 26, 2024 at 8:34 AM
March 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Half-expecting government to announce VAT cut on balaclavas to help with cost of living.
September 7, 2026 at 10:21 AM
no pledge, no allegiance.
July 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
crab vat
Are we really surprised that people who love authoritarianism do authoritarianism activities? The real surprise will be if Pete or the Admiral is actually investigated.
Also at what point do we need to get to in order for the military personnel to disobey illegal orders?
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Bum rush vat city
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
There's a difference between dormant and patient
January 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
A very rare Vat Spawn in color
March 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Even custom-made, vat-grown, augmented bodyguards need hobbies!
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Vat Skum
July 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Young Sheldon offering one last “Bazinga” as he’s lowered into a vat of molten steel
May 17, 2024 at 1:47 AM
March 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I saw the greatest minds of my generation in a big vat labeled ‘mind vat’
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM